This one is my favourite
If this Jack was in a pack of playing cards, theyd be The Fool.
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If this Jack was in a pack of playing cards, theyd be The Fool.
This is infuriating. So unprofessional in every single way, but also: if by that point in time, LJC was a housemate, it’s even more inappropriate.
That’s basically flashing your housemate. If someone done that to Jack she’d have had years of traumatic material from it.
Thanks love
She has a “bed” obsession. Post Leggy she was sleeping on a mattress on a floor, she’s always making out like she hasn’t got a proper bed.
Between the “sleeping on the couch” and the spending on expensive crap and posing the guitar she can’t play in every house picture she just makes me thing of a cocklodger. Honestly, just imagine if she was a guy. Thirtysomething. Thinks he’s gods gift. Part time parent. No job. Does “artsy“ stuff. Blathers on about Farrow&Ball. Never hoovers. Sleeps on his sofa. Bad with money.
Between the “sleeping on the couch” and the spending on expensive crap and posing the guitar she can’t play in every house picture she just makes me thing of a cocklodger. Honestly, just imagine if she was a guy. Thirtysomething. Thinks he’s gods gift. Part time parent. No job. Does “artsy“ stuff. Blathers on about Farrow&Ball. Never hoovers. Sleeps on his sofa. Bad with money.
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She treats her son like a mate. I can’t stand it.
Funny how she calls it a sofa and couch. Probably to reach the sofa fans and the couch fans out there
I think its time now to confess this and I'm totally ashamed to admit this to you all, but I have never listened to Jack singing.Thanks for finding it.I went to the previous thread and ended up rewatching Jack's awful Tom Waits cover.
I can't do it, I just can't. Every time I go to click on it I get a real visceral reaction akin to someone asking me to shove my face in a pile of shite. (Or a Jack slop recipe). I'm sorry canal, I feel like I'm letting you all down
My eternal gratitude goes to every one of you who have taken one for the team and I appreciate your amazingly forensic description of the horror.
Blackwells promo is going really well
<waves to squigs reading along here>
<blows kisses>
I asked AI Jack where she slept. Sadly I think she's been on the AI 
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Ms Monroe likes sleeping on the couch because it's cheaper than renting an apartment and the couch folds down so she can easily fit in her small car. Ms Monroe is also neurotic about germs, so she sleeps on a disposable mattress cover and grabs a clean pillow every time she moves.
She never bothers to get up in the morning to make coffee or breakfast because she knows that her old cat, Mr Fuzzybottom, will bring her something when he comes home from his nightly wanderings.
One night, Ms Monroe falls asleep on the couch after an exhausting day of work conning people into spending their money on bogus Elvis memorabilia. She wakes up several hours later to find that Mr Fuzzybottom has left a disgusting bowl of semi-solid food next to her couch. Ms Monroe is disgustingly sick before she even has time to think about what happened!
:Ms Monroe likes sleeping on the couch because it's cheaper than renting an apartment and the couch folds down so she can easily fit in her small car. Ms Monroe is also neurotic about germs, so she sleeps on a disposable mattress cover and grabs a clean pillow every time she moves.
She never bothers to get up in the morning to make coffee or breakfast because she knows that her old cat, Mr Fuzzybottom, will bring her something when he comes home from his nightly wanderings.
One night, Ms Monroe falls asleep on the couch after an exhausting day of work conning people into spending their money on bogus Elvis memorabilia. She wakes up several hours later to find that Mr Fuzzybottom has left a disgusting bowl of semi-solid food next to her couch. Ms Monroe is disgustingly sick before she even has time to think about what happened!
I know it’s WAY too early but considering the current Twitter silence, and because it’s bloody funny, can we have DRAMATIC PAUSE as a you know what?
Lol she really does.
Shunned for the tattoos and butch lesbianism?
I wish she'd wear the floral boilersuit again.
Was it last year or before when influencers were wearing sisterwife lace collars on top of whatever else they're wearing?
Really big collars that tie on behind like a bib.
I like to think she grew up wearing those, in accordance with The Watchtower (or similar manifesto) before being tempted into the devil's tattoo shop and falling gauchely into some beguiling muff
Then a brief stint on the D for the baybay so she could do the prodigal return, on her knees, arms outstretched, a blameless mother who (in)famously 'just fell by the wayside'
The canals very own ‘Live, Laugh, Love.’
I’m sorry but without medical intervention, this would 100x kill you.
What is the greenbelt talk, does anyone have a link for it?
Eta just seen this
Stellar work, Bluebird PR team - trebles all round!
New merch... Find it on my.etsy store.
Linked here: if you've clicked here to see the link... Ha.. they aint one..
She’s not very good at getting the facts straight though. She wouldn’t get very far on Mastermind
I was like that for ages and then one day I just pluckedup the courage... I wish I could tell you dear tenderstem that I was unmoved by the whole experienced but I can't. It was every bit the horror and cringe I thought it would be and my ears have not been the same since. Don't "for the love of all you hold dear" do itI think its time now to confess this and I'm totally ashamed to admit this to you all, but I have never listened to Jack singing.
I can't do it, I just can't. Every time I go to click on it I get a real visceral reaction akin to someone asking me to shove my face in a pile of shite. (Or a Jack slop recipe). I'm sorry canal, I feel like I'm letting you all down
My eternal gratitude goes to every one of you who have taken one for the team and I appreciate your amazingly forensic description of the horror.
I asked AI Jack where she slept. Sadly I think she's been on the AI
Ms Monroe likes sleeping on the couch because it's cheaper than renting an apartment and the couch folds down so she can easily fit in her small car. Ms Monroe is also neurotic about germs, so she sleeps on a disposable mattress cover and grabs a clean pillow every time she moves.
She never bothers to get up in the morning to make coffee or breakfast because she knows that her old cat, Mr Fuzzybottom, will bring her something when he comes home from his nightly wanderings.
One night, Ms Monroe falls asleep on the couch after an exhausting day of work conning people into spending their money on bogus Elvis memorabilia. She wakes up several hours later to find that Mr Fuzzybottom has left a disgusting bowl of semi-solid food next to her couch. Ms Monroe is disgustingly sick before she even has time to think about what happened!
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