Commando crawl across the floorI just
at that while my other half is having his 1-1 and I’m not really supposed to be here. I can’t even leave the room to howl and claw because his boss will see I’m still in my pyjamas 🫣
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Pity Jack didn't try that instead of streaking through one of LJC's work meetings...Commando crawl across the floor
Im almost afraid to ask…….
I can just imagine my 90 year old grandmother telling her to ‘go and wipe your nose and stop bloody sniffing’.
Nothing wrong with that. Ive only put trousers on because the dogs wanted to go out
Contemplating jail or suicide because of poverty. Won’t ask her mum. Will write about it in the local paper.
I imagine she will be back on tonight as it’s SBs night.
I imagine she will be back on tonight as it’s SBs night.
I never have leftover cream because I have cats who I’m daft about. Poor Coops. Doesn’t even get the leftover cream.
I've had a mither to myself about the sofa lair.
Htria2019 the other day mentioned that whole table full of plants that've never been seen again*
A bag of dead plants and crumpled bedding on the sofa are features of times I realise I'm not living like a contented person. And I think that Jack revelling in this voluntary sofa sleeping situ does my head in because it really shows how they refuse any healthy routines or appreciate any basic comforts.
I don't have forensic recollection of the order of times when Jack's said about being un/able to move, choosing to move and the move being held up. But I thought that maybe Jack could have given notice based on an expected move date, and then when that was delayed, they negotiated staying at the bungalow longer.
We've seen that whenever Jack decorates, there is wreckage. And that there's been constant shifting amounts of stuff that it'd be impossible to clean or clean around. It's likely that a lot of work needs doing on the house to de Jack it- repairs beyond a cosmetic refresh.
You can assume it's possible that Jack would see the deposit as just a that was then thing, and wouldn't have any thought for anyone cleaning up after them either. So I don't think that Jack would try to frantically sort the house out themselves.
An end of tenancy refurbishment might have already been scheduled after an inspection (I think there was one?). But after the change of Jack's moving in date, Jack could have asked to stay in the bungalow after work starts, and use limited rooms/space as it goes on.
Jack's shown plenty of times that they generally have funds available to wing a circumstance that puts most people on the brink, and the landlady gets a rent/income when she otherwise wasn't expecting any.
Oh and recent posts brought up an 11erife memory of a shut your legs incident- in the 00s, hate preacher (and possibly master of maverick can opening tricks Jack could never aspire to) Abu Hamza called me a bleep as I tripped a bit trying to swerve him on a pavement.
*Btw with the no driving the plants would have been bought online which are at least 2x the price of houseplants from physical shops, at least 3x Morrisons
Htria2019 the other day mentioned that whole table full of plants that've never been seen again*
A bag of dead plants and crumpled bedding on the sofa are features of times I realise I'm not living like a contented person. And I think that Jack revelling in this voluntary sofa sleeping situ does my head in because it really shows how they refuse any healthy routines or appreciate any basic comforts.
I don't have forensic recollection of the order of times when Jack's said about being un/able to move, choosing to move and the move being held up. But I thought that maybe Jack could have given notice based on an expected move date, and then when that was delayed, they negotiated staying at the bungalow longer.
We've seen that whenever Jack decorates, there is wreckage. And that there's been constant shifting amounts of stuff that it'd be impossible to clean or clean around. It's likely that a lot of work needs doing on the house to de Jack it- repairs beyond a cosmetic refresh.
You can assume it's possible that Jack would see the deposit as just a that was then thing, and wouldn't have any thought for anyone cleaning up after them either. So I don't think that Jack would try to frantically sort the house out themselves.
An end of tenancy refurbishment might have already been scheduled after an inspection (I think there was one?). But after the change of Jack's moving in date, Jack could have asked to stay in the bungalow after work starts, and use limited rooms/space as it goes on.
Jack's shown plenty of times that they generally have funds available to wing a circumstance that puts most people on the brink, and the landlady gets a rent/income when she otherwise wasn't expecting any.
Oh and recent posts brought up an 11erife memory of a shut your legs incident- in the 00s, hate preacher (and possibly master of maverick can opening tricks Jack could never aspire to) Abu Hamza called me a bleep as I tripped a bit trying to swerve him on a pavement.
*Btw with the no driving the plants would have been bought online which are at least 2x the price of houseplants from physical shops, at least 3x Morrisons
All the money she's grifted and we know that the holibobs ( yes I went there ) is bollocks but she could have taken that lad away.
She had the dosh and the means, but that's how little she actually gives a shiny shite about anyone apart from herself.
Kids come first..well in my family they do.
She's so selfish, spiteful, and selfish.
She had the dosh and the means, but that's how little she actually gives a shiny shite about anyone apart from herself.
Kids come first..well in my family they do.
She's so selfish, spiteful, and selfish.
Unruly labia swinging in the wind
Sadly, after all the donated money had been spent on preparations. Oh well, never mind squigs, there'll be another opportunity to throw your money at her soon.
And remember in Guardian comments (I think???) someone reasonably asked her if SB should've gone to his dad for a while during the Poverty.
She flew off the handle about 'well pardon me for not wanting MY SON to be handed over just anybody' (or words to that effect).
Whereas as Jack paints it, it is patently obvious somebody in authority (as family and friends seemed blind to it) should have been looking out for that little lad
She must have been off her tits when she wrote that. And when she edited it for that matter. If you ever needed proof that she’s on the
Vlad being funny today
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Unruly labia swinging in the wind
Omg I forgot her era where she had all her ailments in her name. The cringe. Nearly as bad as having BSc (Hons) in your Facebook name (as my friend's ex did).
I have a theory about Jack and her parents. You know how it’s often said on here that she has this odd dichotomy of wanting to be both admired and pitied? I think that is literally the influence of her father and mother.
Admired comes from her father, she must have grown up seeing Big D being lauded from all corners and wanted a bit of that. It’s where her ridiculous attempts at swagger and toughness come from too. She’d love to be ex army, ex firefighter, have the scars and stories to show for it, to hint she’s stared into the void, done things, seen things. She wants to be tank girl, but ends up as twonk girl.
Pitied comes from her mother. Her mum, afaik, really does have some form of arthritis and maybe even walks with a stick. I bet she grew up hearing about how her poor mum works so hard, either as a nurse or later a fosterer. How how good and selfless her mum is, how she keeps going despite the pain. She also wants that, to be the martyr, bravely carrying on through the tears and pain, because her work is so important.
I hope that makes some sense, I’m still full of Covid and brain fog.
Admired comes from her father, she must have grown up seeing Big D being lauded from all corners and wanted a bit of that. It’s where her ridiculous attempts at swagger and toughness come from too. She’d love to be ex army, ex firefighter, have the scars and stories to show for it, to hint she’s stared into the void, done things, seen things. She wants to be tank girl, but ends up as twonk girl.
Pitied comes from her mother. Her mum, afaik, really does have some form of arthritis and maybe even walks with a stick. I bet she grew up hearing about how her poor mum works so hard, either as a nurse or later a fosterer. How how good and selfless her mum is, how she keeps going despite the pain. She also wants that, to be the martyr, bravely carrying on through the tears and pain, because her work is so important.
I hope that makes some sense, I’m still full of Covid and brain fog.
Oh that’s quite the image.
And I’m not sure what’s worse — her doing a comedy streak for her ex (although of course she’s retconned it that they were actually still together/wedding planning then) or her doing a comedy streak with her 11 year old son in the house
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