But were you in the crucial role of UNDERSTUDY to the actual narrator like Jack in one performance at school ? Thought not xBut I still know that entire list of colours off by heart from 100+ performances in choir of touring production as a kid. All those brothers were a tween's dream.
Same! They absolutely reek. Pretty but stinky.I have.... Experience... Of flamingos 🦩.And I can confirm that although they look like they should smell of strawberry milk, their feathers smell really bad... Like earthy fish
Jack shacks incinerated? (apostrophe? SHANT)You put the oil on to heat, dear heart, when you have the mere kernel of the idea for the meal in your maverick brain.
You then chop, slowly, gently, painstakingly and some time later, turn around to find your most definitely not a bungalow, has been razed to the ground.
#jackshacks
Who has the time to go around sniffing flamingos?Same! They absolutely reek. Pretty but stinky.
Right that's my aneurysm right there. I always knew there was a broad spectrum of frauen, with many layers of expertise, but 2 flamingo experts?!!!Same! They absolutely reek. Pretty but stinky.
Absolutely she will, people have stolen her idea just like TK and JO steal her recipes. She was just one woman with a biro, so it was always going to take her longer than them, etc. If she doesn't come out and say it, a squig or two are bound to and she just won't correct them.Blimey.
Will she use this as the reason why her index is superfluous? Even though she has said a few times it was nearly ready?
Ages ago she should have said the VBI was far more work than she envisioned and could notstartcomplete it. Only problem - Nigella directed shit loads of money in her direction to fund it
Shan't.Can we stop talking about smelly Jack and smelly pets!! Sorry!
And this, frauen und herren, is how surrealism came to be.Right that's my aneurysm right there. I always knew there was a broad spectrum of frauen, with many layers of expertise, but 2 flamingo experts?!!!
Maybe given her love of cock she smells like Tom Hardy’s balls?I imagine Jack Monroe to smell more like a hamster cage.
Apologies to all good and decent hamsters of the world.
ThreeRight that's my aneurysm right there. I always knew there was a broad spectrum of frauen, with many layers of expertise, but 2 flamingo experts?!!!
My dog smells like an old lady's chest of drawers when he's been to the groomers, full on Yardleys Lily of the Valley talc. Soppy little sodAbsolutely she will, people have stolen her idea just like TK and JO steal her recipes. She was just one woman with a biro, so it was always going to take her longer than them, etc. If she doesn't come out and say it, a squig or two are bound to and she just won't correct them.
I've not noticed a smell from my cat, will sniff tomorrow and report back. She is an indoor/outdoor cat, does that make a difference in scent I wonder?
My mum's dog has cheesy feet.
I know we often see the haunted engagement rings but I often wonder if Jack has three unused wedding dresses stuffed in bin bags under her bed. She strikes me as the type to wander around a bungalow at night in a wedding dress, howling at the full moon.Vlad has clearly been on the 40 tramadol + whiskey combo this evening
I used to say that my beagle smells of ‘biscuits and warmth’. Now he’s really really old and arthritic he smells more like manky biscuits and bad breath. Still love him though
We had to ask the dog boarders not to use that stuff on our dog, the poor bugger was red raw after they used some spray on him. It was like old lady perfume right enough!My dog smells like an old lady's chest of drawers when he's been to the groomers, full on Yardleys Lily of the Valley talc. Soppy little sod
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