Remember when we did "Jack as Crockery"?. I feel like we need something like that. But what!!?
Jack as birds?
Jack as animals
Jack as birds?
Jack as animals
And puffins...Penguins can be a bit whiffy too.
A young puffin is called a puffling. So adorable!!And puffins...
She does have form for that. They’re probably stuffed under there with her fetid 2012 LBD.I know we often see the haunted engagement rings but I often wonder if Jack has three unused wedding dresses stuffed in bin bags under her bed. She strikes me as the type to wander around a bungalow at night in a wedding dress, howling at the full moon.
Ferrets smell beautiful. Like hay and grass and slightly decaying apples.
I love ferrets.
Jack does not look like she smells beautiful.
I'm not saying thread title, but...tiny but [he] stank like a thousand blocked drains
I was going to say something similar. I wonder how many of her characters come from that mountain of cheap books she reads.I do wonder if "Jack Monroe" is actually a fictional character, curated by all of the side characters in her story.
That can surely be the only reason that close family don't call her out.... They're all in on the gag.
I keep listening to podcasts, reading articles... And finding similar stories that she's obviously harvested.
oh, as ifshe reads
PS we’ve already seen Jack’s Leggy haunted underbed wedding dress.I know we often see the haunted engagement rings but I often wonder if Jack has three unused wedding dresses stuffed in bin bags under her bed. She strikes me as the type to wander around a bungalow at night in a wedding dress, howling at the full moon.
It’s ok, all you can smell is the slow cooker gently, softly warming the slop all night longPS we’ve already seen Jack’s Leggy haunted underbed wedding dress.
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Just for the record, I’m 100% Team Peppermint Patty on this being something that would tip a relationship well past WARNED into SHE LEFT.
Now just imagine that stuffed under the bed for 8 years with the Fortnum’s fetid sofa sheets and all Jack’s gooey feta and pilchard midnight snack detritus with Jack snuffling and honking on a mattress mere inches away all that time.
Her Wuthering terrifyingly around the bungahouse like the bastard love child of a Brontë sister and the Nazgûl isn’t a particularly implausible leap from there.
Sorry, you're right I'll rephraseoh, as if
Are we the demon she created as part of the spell?!Genuinely believe Jack watched the S4 episode of Buffy called “Superstar” in which an unpopular teen casts a spell that makes him a better fighter than Buffy, a tactical military expert, beats Giles at chess, out gobshites Spike, is a famous author/singer/actor who starred in The Matrix, is everyone’s best friend and a relationship guru (fellow Buffy Fraus forgive me if I missed anything off the list of what happens in this episode) and thought “Yeah, I’ll do that” and did it via the magic of Narc powers and social media.
Ah, I think I can help you there, dearest one.The reason I ask (although what's the point cos IT'S a LIE) but which parents would be happy with their 16 year old attractive daughter sharing a flat with adult men?
No.Are we the demon she created as part of the spell?!
Grrrrrr arrrrggg etc