I quite like the look of that, I'd eat it.
So much this. My Mum does this with me - I have depression (actual, not coke habit!) and EVERY TIME I’m clinically “low” she tells me seeded bread will solve it. I know she’s trying but… y’know?The “bananas have tryptophans and stop you being sad” thing is my aneurysm. I bought that book at the time to see what it was saying, and said it at the time, there’s no real evidence that the tryptophans found in food can actually do anything for your brain. I don’t know how she gets away with this.
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Just nearly shat myself laughing. I love you lotFerrets smell beautiful. Like hay and grass and slightly decaying apples.
I love ferrets.
I have male rats. I've seen them described as smelling like biscuits by other people. Not sure what biscuits they are eating but mine smell of hormones and piss (my rats, not my biscuits).Jack does not look like she smells beautiful.
My male rats smell of a lovely musky odour. Mostly. I do like smelling them. Unless someone has a glob of ratty love juice on their backs!I have male rats. I've seen them described as smelling like biscuits by other people. Not sure what biscuits they are eating but mine smell of hormones and piss (my rats, not my biscuits).
An uncared for hamster cage! Hamsters when cared for properly don't smell of much.I imagine Jack Monroe to smell more like a hamster cage.
Apologies to all good and decent hamsters of the world.
Any comparison of any facet of the "wonder" that is Jack Monroe to an animal makes me wonder how many of that particular species she'sI imagine Jack Monroe to smell more like a hamster cage.
Apologies to all good and decent hamsters of the world.
Just made a lovely chicken Kiev for me tea, sits down to catch up on Tattle… https://giphy.com/UtmqKq8T0NYzYEE56kMy male rats smell of a lovely musky odour. Mostly. I do like smelling them. Unless someone has a glob of ratty love juice on their backs!
Surely somebody in this vile, cess pit, corner of the internet knows Jude Law? I'd love to hear him confirm that this is bullshit.She told JUDE LAW to sit the fuck down cos she was trying to see Redcar. Don’t know about Marie Le Conte. She’s more Jack La Cunt
Also, I suspect this is where Jack learned of the word psephologist and being too lazy to actually look it up, why she thinks it means what she thinks it means
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Soho, The Londoner observed while strolling over to the Groucho Club’s all-night referendum screening last night, gave a fine performance of being the heart of a confident European capital. In the aftermath of the storms, the bars had thrown open their windows to the street, and there was so...www.standard.co.uk
Happy to get to know him, purely for research purposes.Surely somebody in this vile, cess pit, corner of the internet knows Jude Law? I'd love to hear him confirm that this is bullshit.
What do you mean 'only', dear heart?In this DRAMATIC PAUSE from Twitter, I have watched the scabby-clothed Edinburgh talk again. The mask slips SO QUICKLY at around 10 minutes (you only have to watch the minute) when SHE WASNT EXPECTING TO BE ASKED THIS
Cannot concur. Got in a car once with a friend and there was a terrible smell. Ferrets in the boot. Saying that, that persons car always stinks of fishing or dogs or random crap, so maybe it wasn't the ferrets. Jack definitely smells like that car, of that I am sure.Ferrets smell beautiful. Like hay and grass and slightly decaying apples.
I love ferrets.
Jack does not look like she smells beautiful.
I dunno but a had a sex dream about him specifically as Dumbledore. Hot sexy Dumbledore. Does that mean I’m softly deliciously falling in love with my best friend, and if he’s my best friend should I get in touch and ask him about the Groucho?Surely somebody in this vile, cess pit, corner of the internet knows Jude Law? I'd love to hear him confirm that this is bullshit.
This Greta will haunt me in my sleep. I'd love to see the artist's impression of Jack.Behave, squig. Monroe, Dalai Lama and Gandhi (note the correct spelling) in the same sentence? Okay, pal.
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I do keep wondering about her saying that she was "kicked out of [her] church for being gay".I think she has always thought being a lesbian is completely outrageous based on her Baptist and provincial upbringing, and so has clung onto it as some kind of badge of ‘I’m mad, me’
I don’t doubt at all the prejudice that still exists in the world, and the hard-won battle for equality that still has a way to go. But to her actual audience, she isn’t some kind of anomaly that has to justify their sexuality or gender. The fact that she goes on about it as if people are regularly using it against her really grates my spam (it’s good for my macros ya cunt!) I think it says more about her own internalised shit than it does about the state of society.
Literally someone at the dog park the other day went to the group that hardly knows each other ‘yeah so anyway I’m polyamorous AND pansexual’ and everyone was like cool so anyway…. and she carried on with her anecdote. One of the teachers at school is nonbinary my kids were like whateverI know that yes people can be vile to others, but I can’t recall, or maybe only a handful of times anyone mentioning Jack’s sexuality or gender in a nasty way. She makes such a song and dance about it to convince people she’s so sad and bullied and maligned (Jack, please don’t actually sing or dance!!)
https://giphy.com/jeXiz1RAvzX44 Ffs wrong gif but I’ll live
That's what she said her son's room smells like tbf.I imagine Jack Monroe to smell more like a hamster cage.
Apologies to all good and decent hamsters of the world.
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