Jack Monroe #468 Remove my photo! Warned!

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Valiofthedolls

Jelly Bean said:
And then dumps it into a cold oil free pan
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Jelly, you KNOW she ISN’T LIKE all those SUPER FAST AND FANCY CHOPPERS.



FFS do you LITERALLY want her to STOP BREATHING? Or perhaps chop all the veg first?

Sort of get a mise en place, ummm… in place. If you will.


My critics often tell me I’m too pretty to be au fait familiar with “restaurant industry parlance” terminology, so I defer to Jack’s expertise here.
 
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MancBee

I wonder if the "household name journalists" (I see it's plural) would describe the situation very differently. I wonder if their recollections may vary.

Just a thought.
 
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Bellaboos

Saltfish84 said:
She can’t even put in the effort of following her own lies.

She’s so full of shit no enema on earth could empty her.
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She can’t even put in the effort of following her own lies.



Too early for a thread title nom?
 
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Dogmuck

How posh and unnasally does she sound in that first vid? It’s like listening to a lady Di interview. No mockney accent for this posh your poor single mother
 
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Lumpyspaceprincess

The sad thing about those guardian videos is she is better at it than she is now.

That curry is poor though. It’s very very basic student cookery at best. Although they would expect much more from GCSE cookery.
 
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lilykestrel

but you could ... chop the onion then heat the oil for 5 minutes

 
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MancBee

They keep zooming in to the mirror tiles in that first video.

The tiles are filthy. Quelle Surprise (and that's your actual French)
 
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Foxvint

Wonder if the household name journos would make the memoir? You can't reveal something like that then say nothing more in a memoir. I can't see it going ahead. Who's the audience for that? 1 unbalanced butterfly
 
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Valiofthedolls

FourSeasonSoupObsessive said:
Hnngggghhhhhh! Why did I watch that, whyyyyy???
Also, what’s the mustard doing in there? Mustard seed, sure, but English mustard?
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I have no avocados so shall softly gently tenderly serve my Old Harold banana, poached egg and smoked salmon on toast for breakfast, then painstakingly whip up a delicious cacophony of banana guacamole to have on fajitas this eve

 
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I'm not actually here

KebabGirl said:
Oh my, you are correct! I failed to update the note on my phone. A truly Jack moment, I am so ashamed.

Record broken on 1st Dec when we hit 271 hours. Currently on 84 hours. To break that, it would be Feb 2nd!
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But.. But... I don't want to have to get a life again. I like it here. Make her come back sooner. WARNED
 
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Cookiecookie

What? I'm a slow chopper also, so I never start my pan until everything's ready. Is Jack suggesting other people heat the pan before they start chopping or something?
 
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diva.wps

Somalian and Italian - were they visiting the church and stopped over at her parents place while she was living there? I don’t believe anything she says. Nothing!!
 
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FlirtyThirty

This, for me, is Jacks peak thick. CHOP VEG FIRST. HEAT OIL AS NEEDED.
 
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LadyGarden

The screenshot below will always be the best part of her Edinburgh appearance.

I'm desperate to know who this sister is that she refers to. When did Yannis get married? Perhaps she's one of those people who refer to their SIL as their sister?


 
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Jelly Bean

Cookiecookie said:
What? I'm a slow chopper also, so I never start my pan until everything's ready. Is Jack suggesting other people heat the pan before they start chopping or something?
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Yes. Yes that is what she is saying. So it becomes a chopping race against time.
She chops everything first and dumps it in a cold pan. Instead of chopping everything first and then heating the pan to put it in. Makes perfect sense
 
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Naboo The Enigma

Didn't get the chance to reply to the convo about SH scars in the last thread.

SH etc

I have a similar skin tone to Jack - pale olive, so although I'm very much white and would never describe myself otherwise, I tan very easily and my torso, arms and legs are never the Celtic pink/white colour. Even in winter I'm more of a yellowish colour. I have a lot of minor scars from self-harm, acne, chicken pox, cat related injuries etc and they are very, very visible on my slightly darker skin. There is no way she has ever tried to suicide or self harmed through cutting. The scars would be very obvious on her photos, even with the terrible tattoos. Like I say - even my chicken pox scars from when I was 5 are still visible on my chest and shoulders.
 
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