Doesn’t ever work, so has the time. Obviously complete bollocks, but being generous this would be about £120 a monthJack describing herself as a reporter and reads seven (SEVEN) newspapers a day. Send pathologistos, for I am
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Ja, hi, yaaaah, I don't understand all the angry faces to my comment. Are you all angry at Jack on the fence?
Or me? I just wanted likes and cash donations. I once had a girlfriend who had arthritis, STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME
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What a bleep with those two articles. It's still my most hated thing about her. Revelling in those stories, lying and lying and lying for attention. I dislike her for this alone.It was early and late 2019 that the Guardian gave her the big platform after being sober for a mere week and then a year (she’s since then admitted she wasn’t being truthful about being sober).
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jan/05/jack-monroe-i-am-an-alcoholic-mea-culpa
She’s done it a couple of times though. @Marmalade Atkins has an impressive rogues’ gallery of her various Before and After (a week/a year etc) shots/tweets etc.
Alcoholism doesn't confine me any longer – and it doesn't define me either | Jack Monroe
Gone are the dreadful hangovers, regrets and shame that went hand in glove with addiction, replaced after 12 months with a rekindled love of life, family and friendswww.theguardian.com
Goodie another Greenbelt thing to listen to 
She starts off by saying 'it's incredulous to me'; such education, much eloquence. Oh look, again, a complete me-me-me fest.
Two dining tables' (I got them from scrap yards honest!) worth of files on Grenfell. Sure, Jan.
Has anyone noticed that she likes to give too many examples? Like when she's listing things she covered on the local paper, 'dog poo, potholes, parking tickets, council meetings, [the machete thing OMG you GHOUL!]. I over-list stuff like that when Ilie embellish my achievements in job interviews 
She starts off by saying 'it's incredulous to me'; such education, much eloquence. Oh look, again, a complete me-me-me fest.
Two dining tables' (I got them from scrap yards honest!) worth of files on Grenfell. Sure, Jan.
Has anyone noticed that she likes to give too many examples? Like when she's listing things she covered on the local paper, 'dog poo, potholes, parking tickets, council meetings, [the machete thing OMG you GHOUL!]. I over-list stuff like that when I
Even if her story wasn't complete and utter wham - lol, I know, bear with me- I still wouldn't be able to stand her and I still wouldn't buy anything she's selling. Her cooking is uninspiring, many of the recipes are demonstrably untested and technical fails and she's an abrasive irritating unpleasant know-all who swings between self pity and wild hyperbole in her writing and communicating. Not someone I'd have in my home on the telly or bookshelf.
Omg just listened to that bitEta lol there’s a bit of beef. She goes on a mad rant about how she has loads of dirt on journalists, and then a daily mail journalist accuses greenbelt of not allowing him to prepare for this, she responds and calls him ‘bold’ for doing the talk with her and taking what she said ‘on the chin’(as if anyone would be scared of her)! Then he accuses her of doing a ‘snide attack on hundreds of male journalists’.
She patronises DM journo Peter Oborne, telling him how brave he was to turn up knowing she'd be there - 'a gobby twit'. Asking the audience to be respectful to him (around 40 min mark). He basically tells her to duck off
And puerile I know - but every time she goes to speak her microphone goes HONK!
Yep I agree.
Jack's life story is retold and retold in every book and often at the start of every recipe..
She uses words she doesn't really know to sound more intelligent than she really is.
Sum her life up in a few words.
Verbose, untrue, dumb, crafty, talentless.
If you’ve never seen this one, it’s Peak Jack. It’s also A LOT. WARNED. Linky link to the CHAOS here.
Jack Monroe #366 The campaigner Jack Monroe was particularly unwise to pursue this course of action
Has anyone asked her why she didn't have some sort of estate sale to make some money off all this clutter she's apparently just giving away now, before resorting to boiling soap scraps, etc etc? Really makes you think. I mean if I was sitting on a pile of Wonderful Stuff but my bank account was...
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Link and SS from dear @Marmalade Atkins
(it’s like ten thousand contradictions when all you need is a straight backstory)
Curiously wrinkle-free forehead there too...If you’ve never seen this one, it’s Peak Jack. It’s also A LOT. WARNED. Linky link to the CHAOS here.
These pics sun it up pretty well. Also, crying. Also, seemingly/possibly aJack Monroe #366 The campaigner Jack Monroe was particularly unwise to pursue this course of action
Has anyone asked her why she didn't have some sort of estate sale to make some money off all this clutter she's apparently just giving away now, before resorting to boiling soap scraps, etc etc? Really makes you think. I mean if I was sitting on a pile of Wonderful Stuff but my bank account was...tattle.life
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Link and SS from dear @Marmalade Atkins
(it’s like ten thousand contradictions when all you need is a straight backstory)
I’m imagining this from 2019 will have been at least some of the “dirt” she will have been claiming at Greenbelt. TW: sexual assault
It’s from the Guardian article in Dec 2019, but the Mail also ran with it and quoted her.
Alcoholism doesn't confine me any longer – and it doesn't define me either | Jack Monroe
Gone are the dreadful hangovers, regrets and shame that went hand in glove with addiction, replaced after 12 months with a rekindled love of life, family and friends
www.theguardian.com
Food writer Jack Monroe celebrates a year of sobriety
Jack Monroe, 31, bravely opened up about her drinking habits in a frank article in the Observer, revealing she would use alcohol as a crutch for dealing with fame.
Please do dear heart, I just don't have the headspace for a honking today.
Her sister would have been in primary schoolSmh I just randomly skipped to 40 mins in and she said she shagged her best mate at her sisters wedding and ended up having a baby…
That’s certainly one way to hijack someone elses wedding and make it all about yourself!
Eta lol there’s a bit of beef. She goes on a mad rant about how she has loads of dirt on journalists, and then a daily mail journalist accuses greenbelt of not allowing him to prepare for this, she responds and calls him ‘bold’ for doing the talk with her and taking what she said ‘on the chin’
The Greenbelt interview. The other three people on the panel (including compere) - from that appearance I could not tell you one single thing about their private lives. Not one.
But Jack is so unprofessional, and has so little else to talk about, she rambles on about herself and family constantly. And then moans about press intrusion (she wishes).
But Jack is so unprofessional, and has so little else to talk about, she rambles on about herself and family constantly. And then moans about press intrusion (she wishes
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2nd Feb sounds fair, she'll have her subs in by then.
She's still not actually absent though, "following" count has gone back up to 13.7
She's still not actually absent though, "following" count has gone back up to 13.7
It's hilarious that she refers to herself as a journalist while sat next to Oborne because she worked for a local paper briefly before she burned that particular bridge. Yeah, I delivered papers in my teens, I'm not Rebekah Brooks love. Fool. She makes a right arse of herself in that talk.
Vlad's take on the romance between Jack, her stunt hair and Matt Gloss.
I’m in a work meeting and I just said Toot toot. No one noticed . I think
post number 499, 1 post too early - sorry! I don't make the rules.
Anyway, how about “Overly verbose to hide a limited knowledge of food” for thread title!
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I thought the immaculate conception happened when she gave her boss (friend) a gratitude shag after he saved her from her stalker?
The other day, I was sitting on the sofa with the dog lying next to me, behaving perfectly, and out of nowhere I just turned to him and said WARNED!. Felt very bad after. Fortunately he didn't have a clue what I was talking about.
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