A squig has posted Jack's 'kindanara' recipe from Veganish (it's a riff on carbonara, geddit lol) and the first line of the intro says "A traditional carbonara recipe contains eggs, milk and bacon" 
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Why the duck has that rank crumble got four spoons it it? Even if you were her completely cuntstruck (
) older wealthy travel companion, you wouldn’t willingly eat that, let alone eat it with two hands.It looks like something that would entail a swift purchase of bazuka gel and a panicked call to the chiropodist, not something that’s allegedly a foodstuff.
Gosh! This story about someone being placed in position of trust and abusing it to fund a cocaine habit really makes you think.
Jared O'Mara: MP made fake expense claims to fund cocaine use, court told
Jared O'Mara. 41, is alleged to have submitted fake invoices worth nearly £30,000.
www.bbc.co.uk
No, it bloody well doesn't. Cretin.A squig has posted Jack's 'kindanara' recipe from Veganish (it's a riff on carbonara, geddit lol) and the first line of the intro says "A traditional carbonara recipe contains eggs, milk and bacon"
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I think this is also the reason she won't RT the Trolley tweets - she likely wants to stay in Asda's good books and it wouldn't do to be seen encouraging shoppers to compare prices with their competition.
Well, our petit cochon certainly took blow to another level
Whenever I watch any kind of programme that involves creative people competing to be the last person voted off (craft and design shows, you know the deal) there are always a few that have obviously put far more work into their #creative appearance - artful piercings, ever-changing hair, natty hats at just the right angle - than they have nurturing their actual talent.
Not surprisingly, they get ejected early. JM should be grateful she's maintained a career this long.
'What's your favourite counting crows album, Jack?'
'I'd have to say, the best of counting crows'
Could it be….. just… speculating here…. that the sober funds actually were spent on you know what? I mean. I’ve mentioned before on here about my history addiction etc
(which just for the record I’m deeply ashamed & embarrassed about, not bragging about, and definitely don’t use it as an excuse for crappy behaviour) for any addict, saving money is almost impossible. Anything spare will go on drugs if you’re a heavy user/dependent. Literally always. It’s so easy to cave in and piss away any spare money on a whim. And cokes ducking expensive!
Especially since she’s such an impulsive person (tweeting, spending etc) I wouldn’t be surprised.
Also not me-railing, but there’s been many times I’ve seen people “get sober” and even after 1 day clean, it’s this huge performance, bragging about how well they’re doing, how their life’s changed etc, knowing full well by the weekend it’ll change and they’ll be back using. I’ve done it myself, told friends I’m back in NA, made a big song and dance about changing my life, never fully believing it and knowing it won’t stay that way but just liking the pats on the back from others.
She definitely, 100% does that. The sobriety’s a huge perfomative act. Said it before on here but imo there’s not a cat in hell’s chance she is clean. It’s all lies for praise and attention. Hope this latest low kickstarts some form of change for her. Cos addiction never ends well.
Once flew into JFK (from Heathrow) with the plan of seeing NYC for a few days, hiring a car, then driving to Toronto to see family, and eventually fly home from there when I could be arsed. My one abiding memory of JFK was the security fella asking me "can't they visit you instead?. What a welcome!
like a slop-wielding Patricia Bateman asking your opinion on Counting Crows
Jack has a number of crimes against carbonaaaraaaaA squig has posted Jack's 'kindanara' recipe from Veganish (it's a riff on carbonara, geddit lol) and the first line of the intro says "A traditional carbonara recipe contains eggs, milk and bacon"
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Milky cauliflowery bacon carbonaaaraaa
Jack Monroe's cauliflower and bacon carbonara recipe
Jack Monroe: This cheesy pasta bake is a hybrid of two delicious dishes – and the perfect winter comfort food
www.theguardian.com
Pumpkin and bacon carbonara, for Rob (and everyone else)
“My pumpkin dream always has smoked streaky bacon and Swiss cheese in it…” my friend Rob mused aloud as he carved our family pumpkin at the kitchen table on Friday morning. “…
cookingonabootstrap.com
carbonaaaraaaa
Five recipes from Jack Monroe’s new cookbook
Life has changed beyond recognition for Jack Monroe, but her recipes are as affordable and inventive as ever. Here is an exclusive taster from her brilliant new book
www.theguardian.com
And when you think it can’t get any grimmer? Well…you’ll see.
Surely you mean Discustin.
Undiagnosed heart condition and training for a marathon in the same blogpost. Jack’s been lying in plain sight all along.It’s on that hashtag. There’s also a vegan crumble pic where she says she’d “been VERY unwell for a week”
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I’m just glad Linda was able to whisk her away on the lovely August/September 2015 trip to take poor Jack’s mind off her heart attacks and the worry that she didn’t have a school place for her son after uprooting him to London and then back to Southend so was spending all her time “home educating” him…
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Heart attacks, nut burgers, school places and politics.
Hi all. I know it's been a long time since I wrote on my blog. Some of my regular readers will have noticed I moved back to Southend in the summer, and have been adjusting to life outside of London...web.archive.org
Blue squig has got his hair off from someone using his pic in their profile I think. This is the militant Jack defender whose obsessed with people being anonymous on the hellsite. Note his familiar Jack turn of phrase...
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That weird aggressive Jack stan account is no longer followed by Jack, though the weird aggressive lecturer woman is still following. At one point Jack was his only follower. I wonder why she dropped him. He's very loyal and absolutely FURIOUS on her behalf. Anyway RAGING Jack stan is currently embroiled in a wild fight with an anti-Jack account who somehow has a picture of the Jack stan as their profile picture. He's not taking it very well and is planning to have the anti-Jack account arrested. Southend Vineyard have also been dragged into the argument, though are wisely remaining silent.
Anyway I am very much enjoying his use of WARNED.
ETA: @Country Bumpkin was faster!
Anyway I am very much enjoying his use of WARNED.
ETA: @Country Bumpkin was faster!
I've been idly following the Sheffield Star's live blog which has some more detail...Gosh! This story about someone being placed in position of trust and abusing it to fund a cocaine habit really makes you think.
Jared O'Mara: MP made fake expense claims to fund cocaine use, court told
Jared O'Mara. 41, is alleged to have submitted fake invoices worth nearly £30,000.www.bbc.co.uk
Some highlights:
- False claims totalling "a bit more than £30k" were made over the course of three months
- £20k of the claims relate to invoices from a non-existent autism charity
- the autism aspect may have been intended to let him "hide behind the fact that it related to his disability if ever challenged"
- the initial call to the watchdog said he was "suffering a severe mental breakdown and suffering delusions of conspiracy"
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