Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket

[zetta buttons]

I’ve taught 2 kids of famous parents.
Admittedly this was a few years ago before the explosion in SM. However, to the nature of the professions of the parents (which was the same in both cases), this won’t have made much difference because everyone (particularly in this area of the country) has something to say about the field the parents worked in. The kids didn’t seem bothered on a Monday when the back pages were littered with awful articles. In fact it seemed that they had been prepped from an early age to be immune to such things.

I’m not saying SB is going to be fine. What I am saying is that if child of a famous parent is going to read such horrific things about their parent then things can be done to stop the harm setting in. It all depends on what is done to negate the negativity so to speak.

Jack is openly bringing negativity into the family and from what we can see (we can’t see what’s going on bts to be fair) nothing is happening on her end to stop that negativity.

 

[Lucky Escape]

I thought Gary was the one who was married to Judy in Coronation street... didn't realise he was a in wicked... anyway

Seems there's been a few Gary mix ups

I remember him mostly from this:



...though that school dinner looks much more appetising than anything I've ever seen Jack cook.

 

[I steal names]

These are the screenshots of her likes I took to see if she’d been online, 12 hours difference. She’s a twit for making people (daft people, but still…) worry when she’s merrily liking and unliking things.

 

[Salted Caramel]

I'm still catching on the life and trying times of your smol pixie (did I get that right?), so I had a look at Wikipedia to see who the millionaire was that she lived with was, referenced in the last thread.

Haven't got that far but in her 'early life' section I did laugh out loud at this

"... with insufficient GCSEs (she sat 7 and passed 4 and a half of them)"

Which one of you is a Wikipedia editor?

 

[mackjonroe]

I’ve just found a rat in my kids bedroom. Send cashos.

Quoting myself like a ninnie to say we’re not complete scruffs, I’m 99% sure the cat has brought it in since it’s been chomped. Still send cashos so I can move house though please.

 

[mrsarrell]

*unlurks*
bleeping HELL THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF IT!
*re-lurks*

 

[zetta buttons]

*unlurks*
bleeping HELL THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF IT!
*re-lurks*

(I tried to explain the genius of dwight to someone yesterday and they just looked at me like .)

 

[mince]

Slight slip up from the suspected sock.

notice they say “I can’t control what people choose to do” surely they should be saying Jack can’t control it…..

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Lawt, it sounds so like her. Extraordinary. Further down the thread sock adds:

Pish. Jack, just give us something to be nice about, positive about, we’d love it and would love to see you grow and develop and even be a teeny bit less of a dishonest, grifting, grubby toerag. Have you not noticed how we love Coops and Content, and are concerned for them? No, because it doesn’t fit your idle, twisted victim narrative. We keep on because you keep on lying and nicking and nicking and lying, on and on and on.

 

[here we go again]

Quick, who filmed their contribution to the slopalong?

You could submit it to this!


BBC News - Southend-on-Sea: 'We are the horror version of Cannes'

Southend-on-Sea: 'We are the horror version of Cannes'

Southend's Horror-on-Sea festival celebrates its 10th year showcasing independent films.

www.bbc.co.uk

Edited to add that I found it. @binkbonk, your time has come.

Slopalong #2 You can’t polish a turd, but you can cover it in parsley

Tender ones, I am stuck home with Covid and the slopalong is giving me life and brining me back to health. I am a very keen baker and I think I’m not bad at it. Alas I have no Jack recipe books anymore having dispensed of them long ago when I got wise to the grift. Would a kind Frau consider...

tattle.life

 

[MrsFawlty]

I'm watching The Chase with celebrities and Basil Brush is a contestant. Basil bleeping Brush!!
Dear Jack, when you're catching up with your Tattle you've never been on a celebrity anything programme mwah ha ha

Surely you mean Aha hahahahahahahahahahaha BOOM BOOM
(Could be the new TOOT TOOT?)

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Just had a read on Patreon and annual subscriptions auto-renew

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

If it was anyone else we were talking about today, you’d say they’d be mortified by their own behaviour. As it is, Jack is probably gleefully throwing back bottles of squash and diving headfirst, fully clothed into a paddling pool full of her friends, their children and their dogs. She’ll dry off by a roaring fire before being nurtured and fed by a loving group of sober friends whom she is very thankful for. We’ll know this because she’ll post every bleeping detail of it on Twitter tomorrow without acknowledging the worry she’s caused to a load of brain dead, virgins who still live in their parents box room, eating beef McCoys and thunder and lightning flavoured energy drinks.

BIB lovely @Lazarus please don’t forget about all the divorced dads who have moved back into their parents’ box rooms eating hand cooked crisps and drinking craft ales. They must be frantic with worry about their pixie.

 

[LavaFlake]

Just had a read on Patreon and annual subscriptions auto-renew View attachment 1902454

Hopefully some people's cards have expired at least

 

[Bellaboos]

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to insist that the thread title is changed.

I don't want to say that there should be a trigger warning, but there should be something close to a trigger warning..

I can't read Tragedy without thinking of Steps

It's a lifelong issue.

It’s hard to bear

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Re the suing of Lee Anderson. This squig has been keeping receipts #forensic

 

[GazpachoPolice]

That's A, the stan with a spider in her Twitter name?

She's deeply unpleasant, and specialises in victim-blaming - but she does have a substantial non-Jack history going back to 2011, so I don't think she's a sock.

I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that she's a prolific sock-operator herself, though.

She’s not a sock, she’s just an utterly obtuse idiot.

 

[sleepingsatellite]

I saw that too. This is what I despise. Deliberately makes people worry and is still busy trying to manipulate the picture.

To complete the circle, JM has liked quite a few of said blue tick squigs tweet, and they liked this during the Graun piece chaos:

 

[WoolyMammoth]

I'm currently trying to do my tax return, scrabbling round for receipts in my emails and trying to file them in date order. I wonder if that's why Jack's been quiet. Busy making sure all the ts are crossed and the is dotted. That'll definitely be it.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

Poor Gary Wilmot, everyone thinks he’s someone else. I’ve seen him as the dame in panto a couple of times, he was very good. He does a song to the tune of the can can where he lists all the tube stations. Sounds odd written down but it’s kind of impressive when you hear it live.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Suicidal people should definately be able to talk about their feelings. She however is i doubt Suicidal. She is attention seeking and triggering people into shutting up! Perhaps seeking professional help isnt as bad as she thinks. She clearly needs proper long term intervention. She is not well!