Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket

[Veronicaaa]

I’d noticed this too. It was early. I went to look if she’d deleted all the 30p Lee likes, she hadn’t, I was gonna mention it and then had to check myself. Would she have unliked and then relived to make it the top of her likes?

I think she must have just unliked a few, that tweet has been there the whole time but just pushed down the list by her other likes.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Would you not be absolutely mortified that so many people had seen this? And on her "professional" account no less.

 

[itsnotmereally]

And cocks. You forgot cocks

And ailments. Many, many ailments.

 

[mackjonroe]

I’ve just found a rat in my kids bedroom. Send cashos.

 

[shugabug23]

Fear not, kach. Gary’s round at the crappy Bungahouse right now teaching Wicked Jack the error of her ways via the medium of song

Spoiler: And his hat’s better than hers too

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Stop breadcrumbing n’ lying you insufferable twit.
Refund your Patreons, did you ever think of thaaaaa-aaat?
You’re not a Peaky Blinder, even in a haa-aaaat.
Stay of Twitter, you insuuuuuuuuffferrraaaaable TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Edit: (my spelling is as tit as Jack’s career prospects this morning)

Ah for the love of Jaysus, all this time I’ve been picturing this Gary!

Send brainos!

 

[flightofthealligator]

Poor bugger. I decided at 9 to start ‘collecting cats’ (copying my sister who collected pigs). Years later I still get given tit like those ‘what do Cats think about’ books from the works. Never ever say you’re collecting anything, trust me.
Although I know that Jack collects Railway Modeller past issue magazines-just in case any of her imaginary friends or family are reading. Works for some people obviously.

I adopted a dachsie and since then everyone has assumed it’s my entire personality based on the amount of dachshund themed notebooks and bookmarks I’ve received. I don’t mean to sound ungrateful but

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Would you not be absolutely mortified that so many people had seen this? And on her "professional" account no less.

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The quote tweets are interesting.. they're not all fawning love bombs.

 

[sleepingsatellite]

Sorry but Jack is so calculated - at some point today, she's unliked some previous tweets she liked so that now if you go and check her likes, this is the first one you see.

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Earlier today this was the most recent tweet she liked so she’s been lurking and liking since then imo.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I think she must have just unliked a few, that tweet has been there the whole time but just pushed down the list by her other likes.

Extremely calculating on her part to have that at the top of her likes.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I’d noticed this too. It was early. I went to look if she’d deleted all the 30p Lee likes, she hadn’t, I was gonna mention it and then had to check myself. Would she have unliked and then relived to make it the top of her likes?

Has she deleted the 30p Lee likes? They’re not showing for me but I can’t tell if that’s because they’re buried.

The Saturday evening kick off was interestingly timed after Shabbat, maybe her lawyer checking his email the night before the start of the working week in Israel? The 30p Lee tweet was pre-Shabbat but on Friday ie a weekend day.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

She's begging someone to call a welfare check so she can cry about stalking, isn't she?

 

[Ablemabel]

Earlier today this was the most recent tweet she liked so she’s been lurking and liking since then imo.

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I saw that too. This is what I despise. Deliberately makes people worry and is still busy trying to manipulate the picture.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Earlier today this was the most recent tweet she liked so she’s been lurking and liking since then imo.

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I'm fairly sure this was the last one she liked - I remember because Sophie is staring right into the camera and it reminded me of my boy. It's not in her likes column anymore so I think what's happened is she's unliked a few in order to keep the suicide one at the top.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

She's begging someone to call a welfare check so she can cry about stalking, isn't she?

Would she try for this, or “someone about me IRL was SO worried, I am a smol vulnerable fragile pixie”, I wonder.

 

[ChaosCEO]

Putting this behind a spoiler because it’s not on topic

Spoiler: Jack’s revolting description of moist, heaving, engorged tinned pears

I just revisited her introductory paragraph to her chocolate pear cake and it made me do a full body crudder (cringe/shudder) all over again, so of course as the only people who would understand the full horror, I wanted to make you share in my suffering

 

[Lauradianalou]

When it's "snowing"in Southend, do we know if she's on her own or is she with other adults? I can imagine it's pretty boring being the only one playing with the snow....just wondering if she had others around her egging her on...

 

[Edie Po]

Sorry but Jack is so calculated - at some point today, she's unliked some previous tweets she liked so that now if you go and check her likes, this is the first one you see.

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Yes they do Jack.
Except you really are an attention seeking,manipulative little worm.

I also hold ya dad & spud mum to account for not stopping your games sooner.

 

[stunrw]

Putting this behind a spoiler because it’s not on topic

Spoiler: Jack’s revolting description of moist, heaving, engorged tinned pears

I just revisited her introductory paragraph to her chocolate pear cake and it made me do a full body crudder (cringe/shudder) all over again, so of course as the only people who would understand the full horror, I wanted to make you share in my suffering

My genitals have just climbed back inside my body. And its not because its snowing

 

[Lucky Escape]

Would she try for this, or “someone about me IRL was SO worried, I am a smol vulnerable fragile pixie”, I wonder.

She'd probably do both - she told at least three different stories about the last malicious welfare check / check-in from the celeb polis / caught with the MSG scales episode

 

[Django]

I'm watching The Chase with celebrities and Basil Brush is a contestant. Basil bleeping Brush!!
Dear Jack, when you're catching up with your Tattle you've never been on a celebrity anything programme mwah ha ha