Or she could have just used trolley.co.uk where you can enter the product and get a detailed graph of the price over the year, and can even see the price changes in the different supermarkets. I don’t think Jack understands how data works though.
Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot
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Are you telling me that I have to get my pumble out?? Outrageous.< looks like a dancing Mushroom..
He's dancing because it's party day..
Yay.
Now don't forget it all starts at 6pm at the Canterlot Hall, Milton Keynes, MK1MLP
Theres a prize for best Jack Cosplay.
A prize for worst Trifle
A prize for best Pumble.
And a super duper secret special guest.
In honour of the VBI Anniversary nothing and no one will show up because it's all lies.
And mine. Laziness that puts me off looking at stuff (that and *any* site with complicated cookie choices, it gets a straight nope from me).All those copied and pasted links on the Vinegar Boss Intdex have set my teeth so on edge they've fallen off the cliff. But I suppose that web design sloppiness is quite apt.
(For the uninitiated, pasting a link like that is a nightmare for those who use screen readers etc. One should use a contextualised hyperlink e.g. Call for Evidence, Books by Jack Monroe. It's a very niche pet peeve of mine)
I mean I'm no pharmacist. However, when you're stressed you release epinephrine (adrenaline) to assist with a fight or flight response. It's why your heart rate speeds up and sometimes you feel like you need to use the loo to help you run fast from predators right? So why, if the release of adrenaline is making you unwell, would you want to carry 3 pens containing epinephrine to resolve your moment of stress?
This is the absolute opposite of a good idea.
Effectively like taking some sunpat with you if you have a nut allergy?! Those people need adrenaline. If it's the adrenaline itself making *you* ill (?!) don't take 3 more shots of it.
Ok...I'm going to ask this even though I already know the answer (I think), but is that even a thing? She couldn't be...lying...could she?
Exactly. She's just got loads and loads of stuff for the sake of stuff. When I spend money it's on good quality fabric which I will enjoy working with, and I get genuine enjoyment from the process of finding the right pattern and so on. I focus on quality and will wait until I find the right thing (I mithered for weeks before buying a lap desk so I could be comfortable using my tablet computer on the sofa so I could be sure I bought the right one). She seems to just "see it, want it, buy it" and I wonder how much of it is because she doesn't do anything for the money she receives - no patreon rewards, no legal cases, no Vimes Boots Index, so she doesn't value it and doesn't think it's worth being thoughtful over.
Could it be for one of her SEVERE allergies, tender stem? Jack has said that she's allergic to tomatoes, onions and shellfish
Good point dearheart. I take propranolol when I get awash with stress and anxiety to stop me shaking like a
shitting
ETA: Messed up that spoiler. Send ECDL cash-os
This is what does my nut. She's incredibly thick if she thinks GPs dish out these kind of diagnoses. A GP *might* say RA could be one of the explanations but tests are needed first elsewhere. Someone I know has recently been diagnosed with it by a consultant after a GP referral. As one would expect.Firstly, condolences to dragon for the loss of their sister
Onto Jack and her RA:
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Her GP said it SEEMS she has RA. She cried a lot (assume that’s the photo on the left *cringe*) but onwards and upwards; she’s putting her best face forward.
Every single thing I’ve ever read about this woman confirms to me she has nae pals.
Why is she so stupid? What does she share all this tit with strangers on the internet? It's like the paint stuff and the chair crap yesterday. Just why? These are not meaningful interactions!
But they are useful at burying things
I did a course many years ago on it. When you think about yourself as a cave man running from a bear not wanting to be weighed down by a few extra grams of faeces as you run for your life, needing as much blood flow as you can through your limbs hence palpitations, it all makes sense.
The problem is the stress and triggers we have now don't often involve a need to physically run or fight, most are sat in a chair worrying about someone else, or money, or work. So the symptoms we get don't suit the help we need. Eg if I'm worried about someone else's health, what I really need is calm so I can consider how best to help. Not a pumping heart, wide eyes and the irrepressible need to defecate. That's not going to help anyone is it.
This is how she reveals just how stupid she is.
Of course because she me such a know it all she'd never care to check anything makes sense.
Thinking back to yesterday's discussion about Jack taking things that don't belong to her...
I know we've always scoffed at those stories, thinking they were flimsy cover for her having bought stuff whilst off her tits. But what if they're true?
For example: waste carriers will usually want to know what's in the skips that they collect - they pay for every kg that goes to landfill, so it's worth their while to remove anything that can be salvaged, sold, or recycled. That might not matter so much if it's just a couple of planks used to make a bench, but how about when it's an antique fluted barrel wingback leather library chair that could easily have gone to an auctioneer?
Every time Jack tells us about taking a Burberry scarf from a puddle, or a sleigh from a stranger's garden, or furniture from a skip, she's telling us that she's stealing.
I think we should consider taking her at her word, and start pointing out loudly and clearly that she's a thief.
I know we've always scoffed at those stories, thinking they were flimsy cover for her having bought stuff whilst off her tits. But what if they're true?
For example: waste carriers will usually want to know what's in the skips that they collect - they pay for every kg that goes to landfill, so it's worth their while to remove anything that can be salvaged, sold, or recycled. That might not matter so much if it's just a couple of planks used to make a bench, but how about when it's an antique fluted barrel wingback leather library chair that could easily have gone to an auctioneer?
Every time Jack tells us about taking a Burberry scarf from a puddle, or a sleigh from a stranger's garden, or furniture from a skip, she's telling us that she's stealing.
I think we should consider taking her at her word, and start pointing out loudly and clearly that she's a thief.
Oh no! Obviously not! She's a medical conundrum, she is!
(Also, a quick suggestion, Jack: do you want most if your problems to go away? Stop lying, mate. If you can manage it, that is).
Somebody should ask her, and tag all the delusional blue ticks who bigged it up
Funking hell. I genuinely thought it was a parody page created by mithering tattle ninnies.
She actually did this and her legion stans maintain she's doing A Good Thing.
Chapeau Jack, you are truly untouchable.
Jimmy Nail.
That may be my favourite load of bs ever.
How will Jack celebrate VBI anniversary day?
Another stroll through Southend's fair streets to sing and leer at unsuspecting males after 20 years of lesbianing?
Or hanging around paint shops honking at the owner about swatches and matchpots.
It's a big decision in a town called Thorpe Bay.
Another stroll through Southend's fair streets to sing and leer at unsuspecting males after 20 years of lesbianing?
Or hanging around paint shops honking at the owner about swatches and matchpots.
It's a big decision in a town called Thorpe Bay.
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