Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards

[fishyfishfish]

The dog has been mentioned before in earlier threads. Can't remember the details. I assume she is drawn to huge dogs to enhance her wee smol pixie appearance

it was #143, dear heart. Look at the date - it’s almost like she has a list of topics for every month at this point?!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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The Lickspittles are back together on the telly tomorrow! I demand they update the nation on the state of play with the smol pixie.

Go on, lads. You know you want to.

 

[YenE]

Grunk disclaimer
Pre melted butter poured on toast is terrible. IDK the science, but it’s far less good than letting the butter warm through from the heat of the toast. bleepingelevenerifing head

Yeah she’s crossed a line with this one…..pre-melting butter? Get in the bin

 

[Dummyfingers]

If my memory serves me correctly, Content was 2.2 grand.

2.2k on a dog that you’re about to move into a one bed flat, have to rely on a friend to walk because you’re too lazy, sorry, riddled with pain!?
She beggars belief.

 

[Chap O]

Is Jack supposed to be out walking content right now?
How do you jump from more butter mama
This
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To I’m suing EVERYONE - in the space of 2 minutes, whilst walking a big af dog?
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You answered you own question - with Lawyer fund paypal!

 

[houseofhoop]

Another Pal? Two in one day Anyway she’s replying on Gary Usher (an actual chef but also a crowd funder) post
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Oh she’s so on an up right now lol

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Without going into too much detail I managed to find her full address without really trying. I the street based on Jack all but broadcasting it and when I was typing it in for a nosy at property prices a house number was suggested. Intrigued I picked that option and there was the crappy bungalow.

I did too. I had a nosey around Thorpe Bay on google based on stuff she’d posted about eucalyptus trees and what her house backs onto just cos I was curious about what this Enid Blyton Faraway Tree area could possibly look like and INSTANTLY saw the house that she allowed the Hellman’s team to put front and centre in their promo film about “the talent”.

 

[Edie Po]

I was walking under a bridge and saw a busker. Despite being a practicing lesbian for 20 years, I regret to say a part of his body accidentally entered mine…………

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She slipped !!

If you've had a dickciddent in the last 30 days please call this number.. 0181.sliponcock 69

 

[jenny2603]

Go on, lads. You know you want to.

Is it too much to ask for this to end with Lozza Fox sending Jack another fiver? I demand a chaos. I love people I don't like fighting, you don't have to worry about anyone making a mistake and landing themselves in it. You can just sit back and enjoy the fun.

 

[Lucky Escape]

I had wondered if it was just my personal distaste for Jack that made her talking in this way about a complete stranger sound so gross - but thanks to this squig, I now realise that it's incredibly creepy no matter who it comes from.

 

[jenny2603]

Bit of a usual suspect but this made me

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

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I bet she uses this to evidence that she really is poors.

 

[glubby]

She looks exactly the same as I did at that age. I thought I was fat btw. I wouldn’t even say she was that skinny. Her legs look unremarkably normal. In fact, she just looks incredibly average like she is in every way.

Her head does look like a bit like a lollipop but only because of that hairdo

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

I’ve heard a variation of this story before I’m sure!

Massive shenanigans, absolutely no very handsome men are wandering down Southend high street on a Friday lunchtime

 

[Adayinthelife]

Ugh. We know Dordrecht OH is male as someone on here knows him IRL so duck off.

Jack’s had more cock than I have and I used to be a right slag.

Whining why can’t we have swears in thread titles

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Tracey Chapman, Counting Crows, that weird Christian Rock sounding band she was listening to when she did that demented hair curler video during DKL... her musical taste is as beige and turgid as her risotto.

 

[jenny2603]

Forgive me if this seems rude but how does 20 years a practising lesbian equal to getting a cat with a MAN? She’s makes no sense, ever! I’d love a chaos this evening. I’ve just the ironing left on my jobs for today, so I’m ready for ya Jackie. Bring on the chaoiiiiiiiii!

We should all just start making nonsense statements "I'm a gay man so I'm getting a tortoise with the postmistress", "I'm bisexual so I'm buying a hedgehog a water pistol", "I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot".

 

[Hold my beans]

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I had wondered if it was just my personal distaste for Jack that made her talking in this way about a complete stranger sound so gross - but thanks to this squig, I now realise that it's incredibly creepy no matter who it comes from.

'We make eye contact' - shark eyes were locked on him, he didn't move an eye muscle until the predator had safely passed it's prey

 

[HotesTilaire]

With her hours working, walking Content and sleeping in till 2pm, Jack has invented the 36 hour day, before she complete the VBI.

So THATS what all this timeline floof deployment and butter mithering is about! Nobody mention the Vorpal Butthurt Index is a year overdue!!!!

 

[Dummyfingers]

The closed captions on YouTube couldn’t interpret the nasal honk either. Unless Dan Monroe is another alter ego???