Someone on the celeb goss thread is friends with james Martin, I did try to resist, but failed miserably
Next time you see him, ask him if he’s in the chefs WhatsApp group?
Jack please take it from a fellow* ‘different’ and indisputably fragile person, the reason we criticise you so much and so harshly is because you’re an unrepentant grifter who has caused a lot of harm. Hope that helps.This particular tweet is my aneurysm, I believe. Jack seems to believe that by repeatedly mentioning her 'vulnerability', she will stop being a hard-nosed grifter and become the delicate smol creature she apparently believes she should be recognised as.
Good god, I was mesmerised by the pan-o-slop and missed the surrounding filth.His dirty cooker! These PEOPLE!
I know I'm getting on a bit but I've just read that 3 times and still haven't got a clueThere is no actual understanding of being non-binary because the concept itself is sexist nonsense that actually reinforces the idea that there are stereotypes, personalities, actions and appearances that are inappropriate for the sex they aren’t traditionally assumed to be associated with. Jack’s “non binaryness” is no more real and no less real than anyone else’s; she’s female and sometimes she seems to act as if she expects people to pretend not to know that.
She’s a pit phoney.The ‘nature of her work’? She hardly works down the pit does she?
Her Vegan(ish) book has always wound me up. I was always under the impression that it's something you either are, or aren't- no "ish" about it, it's a whole lifestyle isn't it? Surely the addition of anything that makes it "ish" is making it vegetarian, rather than Vegan? Happy to be put right though and I know in the grand scheme it's a minor irritation! (Also every time I tried to type "ish"- my phone tried to suggest the word griftMom is sharing vegan cookbooks on Insta. Not Jacks…
are you aware of the phenomenon of people identifying as “non binary”?I know I'm getting on a bit but I've just read that 3 times and still haven't got a clue
The book is fully vegan. There are multiple reasons she's given for calling it vegan-ish. None make sense.Her Vegan(ish) book has always wound me up. I was always under the impression that it's something you either are, or aren't- no "ish" about it, it's a whole lifestyle isn't it? Surely the addition of anything that makes it "ish" is making it vegetarian, rather than Vegan? Happy to be put right though and I know in the grand scheme it's a mirror irritation! (Also every time I tried to type "ish"- my phone tried to suggest the word griftnice one Mr Samsung!
Is that REALLY fudge on that biscuit?Enjoying what JM is becoming casually synonymous with
I haven’t seen these posts before and I’m shocked! So she casually mentions that she buys two of everything, like it’s no big deal, but she thinks she’s poor? (She must really like those sideboards then hah!)And Shrunken Head Jack’s flowery boilersuits
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And Jack’s denim boilersuits (just like Beloved Slumlord Grandad’s who is DEAD)
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And Jack’s well…everything really. IT’S THE NATURE OF HER WORK TO NEED A ~SPARE~ OKAAAAY? Do you want her to STOP BREATHING?
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Sorry, I know this is a point that's been done to death by better Frauen than me, but will she ever STOP with the "slowly, gently, restfully" crap? As if she is some serene, ethereal being who glides through life while the rest of us mere mortals stomp our way through like bulls in a china shop. She just gives me the complete ICK!At the end of 2020, Jack said she was writing a thing about her heroes and asked for suggestions. Lots of people - including this squig - suggested Ardern.
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Not only did Jack never write the piece but she didn’t even acknowledge any of the squigs’ contributions. See those 9 likes? Not Jack.
She treats others with utter contempt.
Thank you for clarifying- I've never had the misfortune to read any of her slop manuals, Vegan or otherwise!The book is fully vegan. There are multiple reasons she's given for calling it vegan-ish. None make sense.
It's of course still terrible because it's part of her body of work.
She does go back and check it, but she thinks 'Jack that already sounds amazing, but it needs more adjectives'One of the many baffling things I find about Jack is when she tweets, writes, posts on SM, she has time to think about it. She has time to even go back and check what she's said previously! It's very different to blurting something out in a social/face 2 face situation where you think 'Oh fuck. I shouldn't have said that'. She doesn't appear to use that delay between thinking, typing and pressing post at all. Ever. And never has done. Even when she's tying herself up in knots she just barrels on through like a blunderbuss. It's really odd.
"I would live-tweet a funeral/Take selfies with the deceased" - Weird Al Yankovic, "Tacky"Imagine going to a memorial for a murdered woman and posting a selfie.
I see what you did there, deploying the Deflection EelsThere's a thread in Off Topic for that discussion, lads.
Have we seen the eels yet?
She wishes she could dress like Gorgeous George (RIP- still heartbroken).Amen. She's a bad shithouse who's made gender non conforming folk look like cranks. That's not arthritis, it's bad knees from relentless bandwagon jumping. She's an abhorrent, self interested coke fiend.
Imagine going to an act of public mourning dressed as the third member of Wham with your kid in tow? She does my fucking head in. Truly.
She could borrow some of her dad's clothes, seeing as how he is regularly mistaken for George on the streets of Southend.She wishes she could dress like Gorgeous George (RIP- still heartbroken).
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