Vlad is slaying me tonight- all the talk of Jack's shimmering eye accident...
She was squinting so hard, the other eye joined inProbably same one embellished for effect.
From recollection there was v little by way of swelling around that eye. And I've never seen a silver bruise before.
There are a few stickers on the black keys.Not sure how to get the video from Twitter, but here's a link to the tweet:
Not sure I see any stickers on the keys in that...
Darn it I really like that bag
I’d rather have an Easter egg box turned inside out to make a box to put things in, than carry one of those T&B bags.She did. Worst bag I've ever seen.
Pics or it didn't happen.
That's Jack's special comic effect privacy filter.Looks like it was filmed on a first gen nokia brick tbh
Yep, confirmed giftedShe had a pizza oven too I think? I’d love one but despite my full time job at the coal face of tax and VAT compliance I can’t afford one.
aah, security komic kitchen, we hardly knew ye!
The 'gifted' tiggy & bo, great for putting things inView attachment 1890193
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I'll stop now*
*often turns out to be a lie but was true at the time.
Incisive review there tbh, rare to find a bag you can put things inThe 'gifted' tiggy & bo, great for putting things in
Christ poor LJC had barely been on the scene 6 months when Fack did her first “I’m sober, me!” Article in the Graun.Can somebody cleverer than me who isn't about eleventy billion threads behind explain where this Facebook post from 2019 fits into the "autistic and physically unable to lie" timeline? I believe there was also a Guardian article about how fab it was to be sober around this time also. Just wondering why on earth anyone should believe that she's sober now when she blatantly isn't. I know people can relapse and I'm not judging. I just can't make head nor tail of her supposedly iron clad timeline which explains everything.
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You noticed the chef ad and not the peripatetic nurse?? Howling hereVlad trolling with head chef job advert
Also Matthew Perry would have been supported/enabled/protected by the biggest TV network in the US before it all collapsed. It was in their interest to keep him functioning at a bare minimum to do his lines, and would have made it impossible for him not to film, unless he was hospitalised or worse.Isn't it A REAL COINCIDENCE that Jack revealed her 40 opiate pills a day habit shortly after Friends Megastar Matthew Perry wrote his memoir in which he detailed that, at the height of his addiction, he was taking 80 opiate pills a day?
Here's the interesting thing: Matthew Perry almost died from his addiction to opiates, and he was visibly frail and ill in many of the seasons of Friends. There is no doubt that he was a chronic addict.
Jack was supposedly on Tramadol (Perry on Oxy - much stronger), but the attention seeking numerical claims are the same.
For the record, I have read Perry's memoir, and whilst he's pretty egocentric, there's also no doubt that he was severely addicted to opiates and alcohol. I believe he was taking 80 pills at the very height of a long-term, debilitating, nearly-fatal addictive trajectory.
Jack is claiming to have consumed multiple-fatal doses of opiates, alongside multiple-fatal doses of alcohol on a week. Her claim to have consumed a bottle of whiskey a day and 40 Tramadol equates to a weekly total of at least:
14,000mg of Tramadol
196 units of alcohol
Whilst living Extremely Online. And parenting a child. And working *** hour weeks. And etc etc
She probably did get a Tramadol prescription, and probably did take more than she was meant to. But could a person imbibe to the extent she claims and nobody notice?
Makes you think...