Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?

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Big love to fraus dealing with addiction and dependence (but I'm not gently breathing it in your direction or anything, because I'm not a massive creep).
I'm so sorry you're experiencing it; it's so, so common because those meds are pretty much designed for dependency so I hope you don't feel guilty or alone, and I hope there are people to help you when you feel ready to detox.
I have every faith in all fraus when it comes to succeeding at challenges.
 
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Big love to fraus dealing with addiction and dependence (but I'm not gently breathing it in your direction or anything, because I'm not a massive creep).
I'm so sorry you're experiencing it; it's so, so common because those meds are pretty much designed for dependency so I hope you don't feel guilty or alone, and I hope there are people to help you when you feel ready to detox.
I have every faith in all fraus when it comes to succeeding at challenges.
trouble is it’s so bloody lovely when you take it that it’s massively hard to make the step to quit. Someone described it as the codeine cuddles. I need to get to a space when I hate the codeine cuddles.
 
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Meanwhile on the hellsite, various tweeters are working on terms for Jack Bingo, and someone quoted Richard Pryor “Cocaine is nature’s way of saying you have too much money.”
 
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I hate the cheek and hyperbole of her saying 'the stress of the last few weeks relentless attacks' as if she didn't choose to do a long interview and photo shoot with a national disclosing a lot of shocking tit. You could live quietly assaulting turnips Jack, no one demanded you do otherwise.
 
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My bank does have a spending breakdown feature, I don't use it but assume you'd have to tag every regular recipient.
As if an app will know what category of spending everything was without you telling it lol. So just fill in a spreadsheet yourself, it's the exact same thing.
*Note her reference to more than one bank, not just 3 pots in a Monzo
Hmmm... Wasn't she *really* good with money? 🤣
 
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I got about 10 pages in. Shite.
I mean, yeah, I remember reading it as a young woman feeling utterly baffled, thinking this chick is incredibly privileged. But we didn’t really have the whole privilege discourse back then, or at least I didn’t, so I couldn’t really explain why I found it so objectionable.

I also think Jacks probably a fan of A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara, can’t recall when that book was published, but its creepy fetishisation of physical injury, abuse trauma and liberal sprinkling of luxury brand names is very Jack tbh
 
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LOL I have a load of mutuals with that guy who started the thread on Jack on Facebook. The grift is up.
 
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The only pummelling old Dusty is getting is from the self service counter 💅
 
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In fairness to her (😂), on NYE 2020 she was trying to retrospectively figure out where the duck all her money had gone that year. By asking Twitter.
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I don’t think you need a budget has special sideboards/dressers/shoe benches categories though…

I also LOVE that she only wanted to do it for the year past, not to keep an eye on what she was spending on from then forward “not as an ongoing project”. That should be a massive bleeping red flag to anyone chucking money at her that she 1. Hasd enough £££ that she has spent with no clue where it went, and 2. Has no interest in managing her spending going forwards.

Hardly the actions someone on the bones of their arse and on a stringent £20 a week budget, is it?
Can’t download her main banking app on her phone? So where did those poor screenshots zero in bank account come from? Hmmmmn
 
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Yeah, Linguine shouldn't have angles and if it does, it'll definitely lose you a slot on an award winning, morning tv show.

#onlyalittleunderdone
Trip down memory lane to lingreenie and Eammon Holmes looking like he was having an aneurysm at all of the dead airtime, the amount of times Jack had her back to the camera, the gurns of concentration etc etc. But this is the woman who couldn't work out why That Man gets offered telly gigs and she don't 😂
 
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I'm reading in a hidden tab at work and I just had to try and suppress a laughter induced coughing fit so thanks for that pal 😂

Her male followers are a weird weird bunch. They probably identify as feminists and are all performative supporters of women but there's an element of the incel in the vast majority of them. Creepily vying for attention from a person who gets engaged to women is just deranged (I know occasionally she'll throw them a bone of hope saying ages been looking at men in scrubs on Tinder, she needs to keep them interested after all) They are the sort of men that inhabit women's only spaces because they're "allies" and feel they have a right to be there because they're not like other less cerebral men. They are respectful. But creepily harrass known lesbians on Twitter.
They're very much the kind of people who complain about being 'too much of a nice guy' when a woman they've been friendly to doesn't want to shag them.


Oh do duck off with your smear campaign against people who have ADHD, you boring head.
 
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In fairness to her (😂), on NYE 2020 she was trying to retrospectively figure out where the duck all her money had gone that year. By asking Twitter.
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I don’t think you need a budget has special sideboards/dressers/shoe benches categories though…

I also LOVE that she only wanted to do it for the year past, not to keep an eye on what she was spending on from then forward “not as an ongoing project”. That should be a massive bleeping red flag to anyone chucking money at her that she 1. Hasd enough £££ that she has spent with no clue where it went, and 2. Has no interest in managing her spending going forwards.

Hardly the actions someone on the bones of their arse and on a stringent £20 a week budget, is it?
Wait wtf - if she can’t download her main banking app on her phone whenever she shows us those £0.00 screen shots that’s from a side account? What a devious bleep.

I’m still a no savings truther tbh the main one is probably £2k overdrawn rather than untold riches imo 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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If she was damaging her liver to that extent she would have had a yellowish tinge of jaundice. My mum worked on an alcohol ward for years she has seen it all.
Exactly this, I’m sick of the way she is almost glamorising it ‘oh lol I drank a bottle and a half of whiskey with 40 trammies and oopsy did some online shopping’
No!! The reality is very unglamorous and nothing you chuckle about Jack!
Sorry, feeling emosh after spending Saturday at A&E with a 9 month sober alcoholic who fell off the wagon last week drinking ‘ironically’ a bottle and a half of whiskey. Reality is hallucinations, not passing urine for 48 hours and shitting yourself in public! Grateful for NHS being non judgemental, sedating and getting this person on a ward for an overnight stay
 
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I mean, yeah, I remember reading it as a young woman feeling utterly baffled, thinking this chick is incredibly privileged. But we didn’t really have the whole privilege discourse back then, or at least I didn’t, so I couldn’t really explain why I found it so objectionable.

I also think Jacks probably a fan of A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara, can’t recall when that book was published, but its creepy fetishisation of physical injury, abuse trauma and liberal sprinkling of luxury brand names is very Jack tbh
I bet she loves that stinking heap of trauma porn.
 
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