Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?

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She's more issues than Now That's What I Call Music... But I do t think they're MH issues, I think they're more to do with a sense of middle class entitlement and the belief she deserves to be rich and wealthy for doing nothing of value.
Totally agree with this, though I do think there might be some MH issues in addition. Maybe. But that overriding sense of entitlement is definitely a MC thing. She thinks that she's so special and that the world should bend to her will, and that includes feeling entitled to the cashos of others because she's so special and quirky and unique and interesting, even though she's a below average CUNT- a real basic bitch.
 
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Yes. Jack deletes any negative comments.

ETA what do the most recent comments say @5Alive?
 
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Sending lots of love to you and your daughter. My sister has RA, so I know (second hand of course)
how badly that can affect you.
I really have no time for Jack yet again weaponising other people's illnesses. No f*cking shame.
At this point, I wouldn't believe anything short of talking to her doctor.
 
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Is anyone thanking her for their postcards etc yet?
 
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You can tell she's never really had a job. Imagine having to work with someone who came down with a sudden chronic ailment whenever they had to do something they didn't want to.
I had an arthritis flare today. You know what I did? Got out of my bed at 6:30am, dug my car out of the snow and went to work. Stop linking disability with being a feckless workshy wastrel.
The squigs saying that she's showing ADHD is a superpower are my latest aneurysm.

1. It's not a superpower, as I'm sure fraus with any of the disabilities she claims to have would agree, these things are hard to live with and calling it that is patronising as fuck.
2. OK, maybe in her case they are a superpower for avoiding responsibility and justifying shitty behaviour. But in general, she just shits all over representation of adhd/ autism/ chronic pain/ arthritis/ severe and chronic ptsd... etc.
3. She is lying about some, if not all, of these disabilities and diagnoses.

Also, if she hasn't claimed to have synthesesia at some point I'll eat a hat full of her rancid slop.
 
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Give it up, Monroe - there is SO MUCH knowledge in
the Canal it's frightening! There will always, *always* a Frau (or Herr) with the specific knowledge required. Totally loving this.

Fucking hell, this is grim.

"Jack, Jack, stop people buying sweets for the poors!"

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Yes, because all the Povs deserve is gruel and sawdust. FFS.
 
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Does Jack do the capitalising of Important Words just annoy me?
 
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You can tell she's never really had a job. Imagine having to work with someone who came down with a sudden chronic ailment whenever they had to do something they didn't want to.
When I was about 7 or 8 I used to get what my teacher called “mathsitis”. The symptoms were a sudden onset of a severe attack of the poorlys almost immediately when a maths lesson was announced.
 
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I used to have a teacher at A-level called Mr Sharp. Initial A. Obviously we called him b-flat.


Does Jack do the capitalising of Important Words just annoy me?
. Perhaps she’s breadcrumbing a hitherto unknown German heritage. Nothing would surprise me these days.
 
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It must be nearly the Vacuous Bumpf Index anniversary…I still can’t believe Nigella got her a big enough uptick in Patreons to manage to grift an entire flat!!
We should get special VBI hats for the anniversary. And if we don't we can still celebrate that our hats are nowhere to be seen and possibly non-existent. Like the actual VBI.
 
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