Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

[Mrs Peel]

Big Dave's probably buying the flat (or at least it will be in his name) and she's paying the mortgage, but she can say she's renting it. Matt Gloss is probably providing the paint. Patreon is probably paying for everything else.

BUT. What a miserable bleeping life she must lead.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[Dummyfingers]

PS Jack - you’re a bleep xx
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Does Jack not understand the absolute hypocrisy of this tweet??? If she’s been in work for 20 years why in the name of the wee donkey does she need to beg online for money because she can’t buy shower gel?!

Have I slipped into some kind of abyss where the last year didn’t happen?

 

[Hayanuma]

Molly get shut down?

 

[Yer_wha?!]

She is very successful in her scavenging. Lots of furniture in the flats' communal bin area.

She "found" a sledge somewhere as well, didn't she? I wouldn't feel comfortable taking something home that I'd found like that. Especially something likely belonging to a child.

Even a Burberry scarf in a puddle I'd hang up on a fence/post and hope the owner returned for it, rather than taking it home like a grubby goblin.

But then I like to think I'm quite nice. Despite being a nefarious troll.

I think the official term is "theft by finding"- I know someone myself who regularly does this and I swear, I'm going to blow up at them one day

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack must have forgotten that she was only posting about Farrow and Ball in order to wind up the trolls. So why is she complaining that it's winding up the trolls

 

[Salmonshirt]

Jack: I will not be wasting any of my energy responding to or acknowledging the trolls
Also Jack: endless posts responding to and acknowledging the ‘trolls’

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Is she still talking about paint?

 

[NellieBoo]

PS Jack - you’re a bleep xx
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Is she back on the game?

 

[Veronicaaa]

Is she still talking about paint?

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It's TROLLCLAIMS now dearheart.

 

[Geetbo]

Jack must have forgotten that she was only posting about Farrow and Ball in order to wind up the trolls. So why is she complaining that it's winding up the trolls

She spends every night on her own, cramming coke up her collapsing nose and trying to bait us. Almost enough to make you feel sorry for her. Almost.

 

[Foxvint]

God she's on one tonight. Just sent my old Harold for a bottle of merlot while I watch the show. Im not paying for it, we exchange services.

 

[Lucky Escape]

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Lucky friends to be gifted all that furniture she bought whilst on drugs, and paid for by taking up to £350,000 a year from her Patreon supporters. I would have thought that she would have been better selling it in order to refund as much as possible to her supporters.

 

[THATMAN]

There’s a new one taking the piss out of her “no point suing” tweet as well now. This insta is run by a dick.

Sockjack?

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

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So only 100% more expensive then is it, dummy?

Have we ever seen frozen onions in the Asda £20 weekly shop I can see they’d be time saving if you work 100 hour weeks or have wrecked your only knife opening tin cans

 

[MoiraRoseIsMyQueen]

I thought I was up to date, but I’ve obviously missed something major and I can’t find anything about it - where have Molly’s tweets gone?!

 

[blurstoftimes]

Is she on the game for Farrow and Ball?

we have our thread title

 

[SweetTransvestite]

What does the cost of F&B matter when she's planning on getting it for free?

Free? How much does a large Big Mac meal cost these days?

 

[Dogmuck]

question and confession

I jumped a lot of the last few threads - soz (that the confession)
Have we established that Jacks sofa is new? (That’s the question)

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Is she on the game for Farrow and Ball?

IRL cackle, thread title nomination pls