I give it a few weeks before the flat is damp/draughty/crappy and unfit for habitation for a human of her calibre. She's exactly who Malcolm Tucker was talking about when he said ppl who'd walk round the garden of Eden moaning about the lack of reception. There'll be a CACOPHONY of problems, a LITANY of disasters and an almighty tin rattle. Hope her neighbours are as cunty an self important as her too. There's often a bit of a rota for cleaning communal areas in flats. Is the smol pixie likely to do her bit or to have an arthritic ouchy 120 hour working day that'd preclude her from it? My moneys on doing it once and making a 17 tweet thread and an all singing all dancing extravaganza out of it.
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Lads, I just had to go to a paint shop. I did not linger, lest I be thought of as some paint groupie.
I also bought Dulux, even though I am middle class. Send judgementos.
I also bought Dulux, even though I am middle class. Send judgementos.
This whole painting thing is so stupid. I’d love it if she was renting and she painted the whole thing and then got evicted for being a bleep.
Why is she being vile to the top squig? Weirdo.
Sunday evening Jack! It’s Sunday sodding evening! It makes me so mad that she chooses to start ramping up the cuntiness on Twitter when people are settling down and getting ready for the work week ahead. Selfish she is!!
To be fair to the old dollop she did say they were £1 each though it now appears she bought them herslef and no bags for life were involved.
@Veronicaaa A squig on the Hellsite definitely said she had WM wallpaper but was then corrected about it being curtains.
Wow, the snark tonight is TOOT TOOTING nicely.
The tangled insect has piled on, but no other flying monkeys are heeding the call.
Is cuídate the new WARNED?
BREATHING KLAXON 
Who knows. Whatever Jack said was probably a lie, different day, different lie I suppose. And I can't remember anyone mistaking them for wallpaper. Just expensive curtains.
Instagram story was updated not long ago
The thing I can't get over about the Express pull-out is that - surely you'd pick the best recipes you've got for that kind of advertorial? And we get lemon curd mixed with melted butter and frozen prawns in a jar of sauce.
34 and been dreaming about ugly William Morris curtains “for years”??
I wonder if she’ll treat herself to a new CHESTERIELD SOFA.
She'll probably ramp it up around 9pm when Happy Valley's on, too. So annoying.
Ackshully, I was just having a mither about her nasty replies to innocent squig questions. I reckon she does it on purpose so she can then tweet an 'apology' and the same old guff about the RELENTLESS and BONE CRUSHING trolling she gets.
Why is that weirdo tweeting in Spanish?
From the creepy fake AM Instagram
Sadly they are all tit.
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