In her likes
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Looks like you’ve got some emotional growing up to do Jack
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Looks like you’ve got some emotional growing up to do Jack
i once tried to make a pavlova while on mushrooms and it turned out almost exactly like thisthrilling to see the raspberry and lemon curd oats here
this is what they actually look like served up irl
my picture from the slopalong - don't do it lads. it also tastes of nothing, believe me
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That first squigOoo, she's being right horrid tonight.
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Jack - I was living abject poverty. Starving, really. But it was ages ago.TROLLCLAIMS about the Strawberry Thief curtains:
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Didn't she previously claim that they were spares/offcasts from a friend who just happened to have exactly the same-sized windows as her?
They look like sadness and despair.thrilling to see the raspberry and lemon curd oats here
this is what they actually look like served up irl
my picture from the slopalong - don't do it lads. it also tastes of nothing, believe me
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Knew she would be back shortly, I expect she wanted tattle and jack to talk about her.“Molly” loves drama as much as Jack. Two cheeks of the same arse imo.
In this post Netflix world I think we all enjoy a binge. Well done Jack for being up to date.Still no blogs then? Look forward to reading 12 fresh Jack blogs in the next 6 days.
Classic Jack deflection innit. She desperately doesn’t want to admit she’s bought the flat, so if deflecting onto a ferocious argument about paint that literally NO ONE but her started.It's funny how defensive she is about the idea that she's buying expensive paint. Who cares? But it had to become a whole weird story about getting it for free. She's unaware of how ridiculous she sounds.
Eddie needs to understand that we love stats.my husband continues to be stunned anyone reads these so I love stunting on him when there’s a Q
I thought she was buying paint fromWilko? Surely no one would object to thatClassic Jack deflection innit. She desperately doesn’t want to admit she’s bought the flat, so if deflecting onto a ferocious argument about paint that literally NO ONE but her started.
Exactly, this is the sort of shite that raised my spidey senses when I first started following her online. Except at that time it was the worst run of bad luck that ever happened to anyone in history, which she needed cashos to recover from.She is honestly the luckiest person ever, she never seems to have to pay for anything, it's all found or gifted (sorry, grifted)
She wants us to think she lives in some weird medieval bartering town.I thought she was buying paint fromWilko? Surely no one would object to thatlie.
Does your friend have hands?I don't have time to grunt. But I just randomly remembered an acquaintance of mine knew Jack from school and I wondered what school she went to.... didn't realise she went to a grammar.... also on nosing at acquaintances fb noticed she worked for a company called on a bootstrap. But said company lists Jack as being born 1978. Anyway carry on
It's a typo.But said company lists Jack as being born 1978
INCREDIBLE work as always, HTRIA. My hero.Hello ninnies - a quick one, behind a cut as always 4 length and so you don't unwillingly lapse into a boredom coma x thank you to @Lucky Escape for asking this question my husband continues to be stunned anyone reads these so I love stunting on him when there’s a Q
On using Olia Hercules' average per subscriber figure
A quick one on what the distribution of subscribers would have to look like in order to give an average per subscriber figure in line with Orla Hercules' £14.12, just a bit of playing around I got it to £14.92, couldn't be fucked to keep going ngl.
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Anyway, these figures don't look like a reach imo? Like a good 20% subscribing to the bare minimum as legacy subs from when it was a sponsored donkey offering, the largest group (33.1%) on the £10 tier as that's the entry point for physical goods, then the next biggest share outside of the charity tier is £24 because that's what, a SIM only contract to the divorced dads? Smallest share on £7 as that’s a no mans land between giving the bare minimum and getting some shithouse onionsTM. £12 not much going on cos it was that thrifty shades of beige that was swiftly abandoned. £44 still only 10%, but it must have enough action on it to not get rid altogether as it is red flags for how well she's doing out of monetising poverty.
Speculating on that passive income
Anyway with that said, assuming an average per subscriber fee of £14.12 would have yielded Jack between £3.0k - £9.4k a month in 2022. With her highest grossing month being September 2022. For the full cal year of 2022 she'd have taken £99.6k. I wish I didn't have to pay tax lol.
We've also got a £20 ps estimate... I'm not gonna do another one of the models above for this cos cba ngl but eh I think that'd be very good going for her to manage that with nil rewards, I'd expect to see higher paying subs churn quickest because they're paying more for absolutely nish whereas you would be more inclined to forgive a £10-12 monthly sub to support the people's pov.
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As always I invite/implore Jack to unhide her Patreon revenue so we can begin accurately capturing that to add to these summaries. The only way to keep us out of speculating ur business is give us the receipts sweetie so we can accurately report on ur business instead
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