George Osborne's family own a paint shop iirc ....100% new personality just droppedShe's envisoning the 4 bed detached house she can baby trap him into already
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I just tried this to see what would come up. Turns out 8 years ago someone in Kenya quoted something I must have said in my old job (I'm the only person on the Internet with my name
). Now I know what it's like to be Jack!
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I’ve just watched the last two minutes of Call The Midwife (never seen it before) and the appalling dinner a woman served which looked like a chocolate rice crispie cake with fried egg on top, served with gravy was STRAIGHT out of a Jack book.
Absolutely! Tell Mr HTRIA that the ninnies love the numbers.
Well, it would make sense - 20 years of full time work after, y'know, she'd finished her degree
Ninnies, I have eaten Lemon and Rosemary roast potatoes for dinner. Fear not, it was Rachel Roddy's recipe, so it worked properly:
Rachel Roddy’s recipe for baked chicken and potatoes with lemon and rosemary | A kitchen in Rome
Not the super-crisp variety of roast potatoes, but irresistibly sticky ones infused with chicken juices, lemon and garlic, all baked in the one tray
www.theguardian.com
Delicious. And quite cheap. You'd think Jack would know about that method, being from the Med.
I've seen Ria Lina on Have I Got News For You, she's great. But Jack would beat her on Celebrity Mastermind, because Ria only has one PhD and she had to earn it. She wasn't given two honorary PhDs for being the bestest smol pov pixie ever.
If she's been working for 20 years, why was she pretending to fill out job applications in HH2?
I'm still mithering about the supposed 'Greek' roast potatoes. Yes, old school Cypriots 
did cook them in lard so I'll give her that but NOT with rosemary. Oregano, yes, rosemary NO. Oh my days, she's so irritating.
did cook them in lard so I'll give her that but NOT with rosemary. Oregano, yes, rosemary NO. Oh my days, she's so irritating.
Looooool are you pals with “Caroline” aka Cat who has hands? She was here a few threads back telling us that Jack was merely disorganised (before Jack admitted in the Guardian that she spunked the money she was given on pills and sideboards). Tell her we say hi!
I don't really understand how you do this because I'm as thick as pig tit, but it's fascinating. Unlike Monwoe, it all adds up.Hello ninnies - a quick one, behind a cut as always 4 length and so you don't unwillingly lapse into a boredom coma x thank you to @Lucky Escape for asking this question my husband continues to be stunned anyone reads these so I love stunting on him when there’s a Q
On using Olia Hercules' average per subscriber figure
A quick one on what the distribution of subscribers would have to look like in order to give an average per subscriber figure in line with Orla Hercules' £14.12, just a bit of playing around I got it to £14.92, couldn't be fucked to keep going ngl.
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Anyway, these figures don't look like a reach imo? Like a good 20% subscribing to the bare minimum as legacy subs from when it was a sponsored donkey offering, the largest group (33.1%) on the £10 tier as that's the entry point for physical goods, then the next biggest share outside of the charity tier is £24 because that's what, a SIM only contract to the divorced dads? Smallest share on £7 as that’s a no mans land between giving the bare minimum and getting some shithouse onionsTM. £12 not much going on cos it was that thrifty shades of beige that was swiftly abandoned. £44 still only 10%, but it must have enough action on it to not get rid altogether as it is red flags for how well she's doing out of monetising poverty.
Speculating on that passive income
Anyway with that said, assuming an average per subscriber fee of £14.12 would have yielded Jack between £3.0k - £9.4k a month in 2022. With her highest grossing month being September 2022. For the full cal year of 2022 she'd have taken £99.6k. I wish I didn't have to pay tax lol.
We've also got a £20 ps estimate... I'm not gonna do another one of the models above for this cos cba ngl but eh I think that'd be very good going for her to manage that with nil rewards, I'd expect to see higher paying subs churn quickest because they're paying more for absolutely nish whereas you would be more inclined to forgive a £10-12 monthly sub to support the people's pov.
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As always I invite/implore Jack to unhide her Patreon revenue so we can begin accurately capturing that to add to these summaries. The only way to keep us out of speculating ur business is give us the receipts sweetie so we can accurately report on ur business instead
That's accurate then because Jack's rosemary potatoes have no rosemary either.I'm still mithering about the supposed 'Greek' roast potatoes. Yes, old school Cypriots
Like the chilli with no chilli.
And the food with no flavour.
She's always lacking something..
tbf....don't we enjoy the Jack drama too?
Babe, same x. Bit behind but was petrified I'd bump into her when she was here. Imagined that's what I'd do, but in reality I would stare at the ground.
I'm basic. I paint everything white and hang pictures / art everywhere. Jack, most of mine are originals not the picture that came in the frame. This isn't the 80s, we've all heard of F&B same as we all know what the F&M hamper is about. You are not an edgelord.
The dog will be her biggest issue, we all know she does less than the bare minimum, so I doubt it is trained. It will bark, jump up at people make a mess and annoy her neighbours no end. The havoc it will cause inside the flat is her problem.I can guarantee the boiler will pack up or there will be a mysterious leak which will uncover some Bodgit and Scarper handiwork. That's how it works when you buy property
On her PHONE because she couldn't afford a COMPUTER
That lie was stupid the first time and totally incomprehensible the secondOn her PHONE because she couldn't afford a COMPUTER
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