So OH’s dad went up and down the station asking strangers if they had bags for life so Jack could buy a load of books? IIRC Harold’s family also carried said books around with them until they got back to the place they were staying. Now I’m only basing this on my own family but I can imagine them being kind of polite but about all that while it was going on, but for ever more she’d be known as that annoying woman who made us carry the heavy books all day. She’d pass into family lore, to be brought up when everyone was a bit drunk at Christmas as the punchline to which one of us siblings had had the worst or most embarrassing partner.
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I think she’d consider it getting one over on tattle/the trolls if she has everyone stating she’s buying as basically fact and then it turns out she’s not.I'd have thought it was a pretty stupid move to attempt to make people think she's buying but this is Jack we're talking about so ....
It just seems very weird to me that presumably Jack didn’t leap straight on spanny for posting it and that spanny was pretty much instantly quote tweeted by people questioning it and that didn’t make her go “tit!” and delete. It was much more obviously a slip and was jumped on way faster than when she let slip OH was a bloke.
FFS, getting OH's parents to 'chip in' when they're £1 per book. While she's staying at a FANCY air bnb at their expense. She's so cheap.
Off you pop and mind your own business now?! She's spent the entire weekend boring everyone to tears about paint and colour schemes for her new, smol home. Why don't YOU mind your business Jack, then you wouldn't get into these situations. bleeping cheeky cow.
My great grandmother was Spanish - so am I, obvs.Ahahahahahaaaaa. She's put herself in the Greek section! I amahahahaaaaaaa!
If they are not double/triple glazed she’ll be whingeingShe's so bloody thick..as thick as her bowls of slop ( shudders)
Floor to ceiling windows.. by this time next week she'll have tweeted a pic with her stood outside the flat with a gormless grin and pointy finger
Why did this sound like it was written to the tune of A Few of My Favourite Things from the Sound of Music?
Puddles and scarves and dads at train stations,Big Twitter meltdowns and unrefunded Patreons,
Pro-bono lawyers and mountains of sniff,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Cotswold Co sideboards and a poor deceased kitten,
Blog posts promised but remaining unwritten,
Douglas Herd haircuts and nasty sleeve tattoos,
These are a few of my favourite things
She is very successful in her scavenging. Lots of furniture in the flats' communal bin area.
She "found" a sledge somewhere as well, didn't she? I wouldn't feel comfortable taking something home that I'd found like that. Especially something likely belonging to a child.
Even a Burberry scarf in a puddle I'd hang up on a fence/post and hope the owner returned for it, rather than taking it home like a grubby goblin.
But then I like to think I'm quite nice. Despite being a nefarious troll.
She "found" a sledge somewhere as well, didn't she? I wouldn't feel comfortable taking something home that I'd found like that. Especially something likely belonging to a child.
Even a Burberry scarf in a puddle I'd hang up on a fence/post and hope the owner returned for it, rather than taking it home like a grubby goblin.
But then I like to think I'm quite nice. Despite being a nefarious troll.
express pull out must be going down well on the hellsite
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Considering trying to make them, but not tonight. We are having the regular roasted kind. With roast beef, and homemade horseradish sauce (another easy, EASY way to make flavours pop. I don't even know if she's even encountered this before).
Yeah, she just nicked a kid's sledge basically. From a garden in Hammersmith IIRC
And this snarky retort is from Jack, who gets gifted hundred of quids worth of top notch paint/paper for being NICE!
Pass the smelling salts...
All of this, dear
. She's raking it, I do not believe a word she says. I am absolutely fuming about her slick grift though, stealing money from actual poor people. She should be ashamed of herself, if such a thing is even possible.
Personally my theory is OH was out in town with friends when Jack started bombarding him with messages begging him to return and “scoop her up” like LJC so often had to, replete with “I’m scared I might do something”. OH called them in a panic, hence the check.
then she was utterly fine in Dordrecht, maybe the chaos was a wtf was that about argument or she started wittering about baby names and wedding venues
He LEFT.
Ooo, she's being right horrid tonight.
Who called it on the William morris / liberty curtains?!
@TheDragonWithAFlagon points out that it happened when she was habitually carrying a knife, too. And it was during the drink & drugs era, of course.Yeah, she just nicked a kid's sledge basically. From a garden in Hammersmith IIRC
Can you imagine how she'd react if it was her kid's sledge that had been nicked by someone who was both off their tits and carrying a knife?
Before the Express special:
After the Express special:
Woop!
After the Express special:
Woop!
Did anyone see this masterpiece earlier? I have had drinks so even more disgusted by it
She's such a nasty snarky person. Gawd help any future Old Harolds/Harriets
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