How come she has so many Tesco clothes but never buys food from there? You'd think she'd grab things in Asda when she's doing the weekly shop 
Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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I hooted at that and also the bit where she says she buys the odd packet of biscuits to treat herself. How about about the odd dozen sideboards you ridiculous fraud?'Now when she speaks her nose sounds bunged up, as if she has a permanent cold'
The only interesting bit in the (old coke) hagiography. VBI still mentioned but with no real analysis. Again.
Words by Oliver Balch..
Apparently they call themselves a 'researcher'
Theres some links to the Guardian.
I reckon that's the biggest protector of Jack tbh, the Guardian. Their readers, which i don't include myself amongst, must really lap up their slips without much critical thought.
"Her new flat is far from luxurious- a fact that betrays her Twitter trolls, who accuse her of cashing in on the misery of others. Yet, the place is comfy enough, with enough space for her now 12-year-old boy"
Don't know what betrays is doing in this context. And didn't she only sign the contract last Friday...
Don't know what betrays is doing in this context. And didn't she only sign the contract last Friday...
Where’s she going to put the two Cotswold dressers in the ‘so small I’ll have to sleep on the sofa” new flat??
How is kids dad as involved as can be abuse?
Also not a single mum cos Johnny don’t live with you ffs!
She isn’t playing the game in terms of PR because she’s just so bleeping lazy. It takes two mins to fill your feed with positive articles but she’s too busy snarking at the masses.
I’ve met a couple of Jacks in my life and they wind up in the stuck 10 years behind everyone else and it’s never their own fault.
Also not a single mum cos Johnny don’t live with you ffs!
She isn’t playing the game in terms of PR because she’s just so bleeping lazy. It takes two mins to fill your feed with positive articles but she’s too busy snarking at the masses.
I’ve met a couple of Jacks in my life and they wind up in the stuck 10 years behind everyone else and it’s never their own fault.
Jack could get a job at Universal Studios theme park with those gnashers. But which section? Horror/monsters or Jaws
No company or "corp" running an event like this will ever expect you to do it for free unless the main reason for you being there is purely to promote yourself. Stop lying, Jack.
But this is bullshit! If they don't offer a fee, negotiate with them until they do! Crabby Nora.
What a load of overblown twaddle this is! She's traumatised by hearing HH1 and "more bread and jam mummy etc"? She never stops going on about it!
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Hold on, if they rarely offer a fee, how does this fit in to her rules for asking for payment? I'm sure she says she asks for double what she thinks she can get from companies such as this. Not to mention invoicing for that all-important 'rest day' afterwards.
Can we be the team in charge of stopping the new "expelled from school" narrative?
It was once a one-off reference, a lie that she was expelled and her parents weren't told.
In recent articles interviews and Jackeries it's becoming the new norm.
Screenies from old articles (incl Vogue, NYT), and I'll be happy to go back for sources in my morning tomorrow
It was once a one-off reference, a lie that she was expelled and her parents weren't told.
In recent articles interviews and Jackeries it's becoming the new norm.
Screenies from old articles (incl Vogue, NYT), and I'll be happy to go back for sources in my morning tomorrow
CAMELS do milk too. Fair enough, there probably aren't many milk camels in Southend, but it's still an oversight.Cow or plant based milk in the get up and go muffins has made me
What about the GOATS? They have milk
Shouldn’t her editor have changed that to plant or animal based milk?! It’s such a small thing but it’s given me the utter ick for some reason
A lot of it was funny, but the foghorn bit stood out. Also hooting at the 'covering her tattoos' and renaming herself Jackie so she doesn't get recognised at food banks.
This immediately made me think of...
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It's always the stupid lies that irk me. Why would anyone give a duck about some massive corporation wasting money on Jack? It's not like they were going to give it to their workers or a worthy cause. No one listens at these things and quite frankly listening to Jack howl 'n' claw about having been on benefits over a decade ago is about what half these corporate wankers deserve.
That's her big problem. Spends all day every day on Twitter (either her own account or socks) 'owning the trolls', making up lies, etc. She's 34 years old. Is that really how she wants to spend the next 30+ years of her life?
I'd feel a bit sorry for her if she wasn't such a bleep
HALP HALP I AM IN SEVERE DIETARY DISTRESS ALSO MY JEANS ARE REALLY bleeping AWFUL SEND BIN-OS
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