Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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You’re not wrong there, tenderstem. Here’s what a £5k Burberry Brit Leather Jacket looks like. Styling by Jack Monroe
I'd like to see Jack in the terrible trousers with the not-a-tweed jacket and the plastic Tiggy ± Bo bag. Absolute GOALS.
CAMELS do milk too. Fair enough, there probably aren't many milk camels in Southend, but it's still an oversight.
If you want to get technical about it spiders produce "milk" that's more nutrient dense than a cow's but I'd defy even Jack to go that far.
That has done me in. Lowers her sleeves and adds IE to her name. Spiderman is shitting his pants at her mastery of disguise.
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All those volunteers who'll never know they've worked alongside THE Jack Monroe. It's like the Secret Millionaire.
sorry does she have a dried chilli on her shoulder?!
Unless its from a spendy organic veg delivery box. C'mon every pov home gets them
But she wouldn't
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If her behaviour ahead of her big Guardian photo shoot is anything to go by, MUAs and Togs probably despise her, which might explain the frumpy pics
That whole article is chefs kiss.
Chronic PTSD
Not just bog standard for our Jackie natch.
Chronic PTSD
Not just bog standard for our Jackie natch.
What even is that whole pose? How can she look both absolutely gormless and like she's about to mess herself?
Oh I don't know, I think she would find a way of adding it to a prune smoothie. She has a unique talent for making recipes worse (See Slopalong threads for disturbing evidence).
Just Googled the spider milk thing! Wow. One of the questions Google search produced was 'can you milk a whale?'
Why would you want to? Who are these people who want to milk whales?! I was only thinking of camels because I tried camel milk chocolates once and they were nice. Not quite Cadbury level, but still better than a Jackslop.
How many layers is she wearing there? The jacket, another leather shirt, and something under the shirt?
Maybe the crappy bungalow really is freezing, I'd be sweating like a pig inside of a minute in that get-up.
Do we think she even remembers the truth at this point? She was a bit skint for about 8 months. Suddenly it’s permanent damage and chronic ptsd from being poor? How the duck does she think the rest of us coped with it?!!!?
And she has literally just added that mould and she can duck RIGHT OFF.
And she has literally just added that mould and she can duck RIGHT OFF.
If I remember correctly it's a pleather shirt and a thermal turtleneck
That woman on twitter who Jack promised a refund in October still hasn't got it. I am sure it's only £30. This is why I do not understand her. Wouldn't you just transfer the money. Is she really that confident in her staying put that one person saying she has lied doesn't matter?
Problem is there isn't just one at the moment.
Problem is there isn't just one at the moment.
She looks like Richard Ashcroft!!
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