How come she has so many Tesco clothes but never buys food from there? You'd think she'd grab things in Asda when she's doing the weekly shop
I hooted at that and also the bit where she says she buys the odd packet of biscuits to treat herself. How about about the odd dozen sideboards you ridiculous fraud?'Now when she speaks her nose sounds bunged up, as if she has a permanent cold'
The only interesting bit in the (old coke) hagiography. VBI still mentioned but with no real analysis. Again.
Words by Oliver Balch..
We are the peopleHOLD ON.
Are we the people? Because I did not consent to this champion, I think a vital step was missed in the democratic process here.
Maybe not, Jack is often approached by companies and corps.Think this will have been the google event?
Jack could get a job at Universal Studios theme park with those gnashers. But which section? Horror/monsters or Jaws
No company or "corp" running an event like this will ever expect you to do it for free unless the main reason for you being there is purely to promote yourself. Stop lying, Jack.
But this is bullshit! If they don't offer a fee, negotiate with them until they do! Crabby Nora.
andJackie Longsleeves. Feels guilty buying biscuits.
are amazing potential thread titlesJust sitting there completely disconnected from everything else!
Hold on, if they rarely offer a fee, how does this fit in to her rules for asking for payment? I'm sure she says she asks for double what she thinks she can get from companies such as this. Not to mention invoicing for that all-important 'rest day' afterwards.
CAMELS do milk too. Fair enough, there probably aren't many milk camels in Southend, but it's still an oversight.Cow or plant based milk in the get up and go muffins has made me
What about the GOATS? They have milk
Shouldn’t her editor have changed that to plant or animal based milk?! It’s such a small thing but it’s given me the utter ick for some reason
A lot of it was funny, but the foghorn bit stood out. Also hooting at the 'covering her tattoos' and renaming herself Jackie so she doesn't get recognised at food banks.I hooted at that and also the bit where she says she buys the odd packet of biscuits to treat herself. How about about the odd dozen sideboards you ridiculous fraud?
This immediately made me think of...
It's always the stupid lies that irk me. Why would anyone give a duck about some massive corporation wasting money on Jack? It's not like they were going to give it to their workers or a worthy cause. No one listens at these things and quite frankly listening to Jack howl 'n' claw about having been on benefits over a decade ago is about what half these corporate wankers deserve.No company or "corp" running an event like this will ever expect you to do it for free unless the main reason for you being there is purely to promote yourself. Stop lying, Jack.
That's her big problem. Spends all day every day on Twitter (either her own account or socks) 'owning the trolls', making up lies, etc. She's 34 years old. Is that really how she wants to spend the next 30+ years of her life?I’ve met a couple of Jacks in my life and they wind up in the stuck 10 years behind everyone else and it’s never their own fault.