āJack had been a childhood nicknameā REALLY? Do you think she genuinely believes all her own lies at this point? I mean, why not, I suppose - enough other idiots believe them.Also (just working my way through it, slowly and gently), she said previously that she changed her name while working as a call handler at the fire service. Here, she says she made up her pseudonym specifically to launch her poverty porn career.
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I had a Jack dream last night, she was trying to convince us that she had worked in a brothel, by showing us some arty photos a client had taken of her after an 'appointment'. I told her she was lying as clients only want "a quick ham shank and then go home" and wouldn't hang around taking photos of her. I've never referred to that as a ham shank so not sure why dream me did. Dream me is obviously more vulgar.Woke up from a dream this morning. In the dream I'd been mixing with random groups of old friends colleagues acquaintances etc. Anyway we walk over a footbridgeand there's JM on it, addressing me by my username
Ghost of grunking past-ing it here to say that this is the very type of envelope in which Jackie eventually sent my much-delayed copy of Dire Food To Ruin All Days. Vlad is such a card.
Maybe āJackā as a nickname comes from Jackanory - as she has always been full of tall tales?
We need head keeper of the receipts to unscramble our recollections
I am having real trouble on here comenting and quoting. Its like the mods want me to be DEAD of something. Anyhoo. I think her living in indepdent addict house( soz dont know the proper name) would be good for her. I asked my mum about her bro in law and she said they helped him pay bills, kept and eye to his comings and goings and erm.. guests, yet they had freedom to do their own thing. I think this could be a good step for her and yes i honestlt do believe she believes her own lies because she cant handle the real truth that bascially most of live is an illusion of her own making.
Those are my
I put that video on Vimeo, you can't download Vimeo... Can you?..
I'm going to delete them just in case, it might screw up the posts there in here though.
That is kind of adjacent to my PHD
and I imagine there is a whole load of theory on the problems with resilience under liberal governance that could be used if any fraus did look into a Jack-related PHD. FYI The ARHC council offer scholarships in the social sciences and accept part time candidates.
Was just about to say this, I thought they came round after the food bank visit, not an article in the Echo??
The sideboard thing? Waist height, flat and level? Sniff sniff, one in every room. 
Edit: shoulder height if you're Jack. Smol snow pixie she is. duck off love.
Edit: shoulder height if you're Jack. Smol snow pixie she is. duck off love.
She did a short-lived YouTube series called 'Jackanoshy' in which she filmed herself reading her recipes aloud while sitting in bed.
This sounds like something I've made up, but it actually happened
Hopefully sunscreen his poor nose
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ETA since these figures were published, maybe half an hour ago, she's lost another 11.
ETA since these figures were published, maybe half an hour ago, she's lost another 11.
Er, bleeping what?!She did a short-lived YouTube series called 'Jackanoshy' in which she filmed herself reading her recipes aloud while sitting in bed.
This sounds like something I've made up, but it actually happened
*scampers off to google*
Why my vomit all sploshy?She did a short-lived YouTube series called 'Jackanoshy' in which she filmed herself reading her recipes aloud while sitting in bed.
This sounds like something I've made up, but it actually happened
Heard Jackanoshy
Sheād have to actually admit she has an actual problem (with drugs/spending) and take actual responsibility for her actions though. Otherwise a placement like that just wouldnāt work.
So basically, never gonna happen.
Sadly now deleted. And before we started making copies of everything. The really were even more horrific than you can possibly imagine, so think yourself lucky.
Don't worry, they'll be an odd jump of an exact.figure soon enough.
Jack's shopping list:
Tin of beans - Heinz obvs
Celery - just 2 wiltier the better for content
23.4g of flour - open the bag and use the 'cookup' spoon
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Jack does, plus work 20 hr days, give to the poor, volunteer at food banks, rescue orphan animals, bargain hunt for bargain tweed aaaaaaaand write masterpieces. Just sayinā. We all got 24 hours girlfriend
All these PR pieces are having a really positive impact on sales...New article in the Metro.
Basically a puff piece that has just lazily copy and pasted from her publisherās press release and her excruciating introduction to Grifty Kitchen (although it hilariously claims to be an exclusive).
PovTweed jacket makes an appearance though, so assume Metro are now on her list of fascist newspapers.
'Frugality can be exhausting. I've tried to make it easier,' says Jack Monroe
āFirst we feed the people, then we plan the revolution.'metro.co.uk
ETA: āNow with six cookbooks under her beltā. Assume theyāre discounting Grifty Kitchen as itās a death trap not a cookbook.
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