Jack Monroe #457 She paused her degree but not her Patreon
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No thanks!3 Jack recipes posted to the metro an hour ago. Pictures credited to Patricia Niven so these could be straight from the pages of Thrifty Kitchen potentially
Bread and jam ice cream
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Sardinesca
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Jack Monroe's easy sardinesca recipe
This simple store-cupboard pasta recipe works well with any strongly flavoured tinned fish.metro.co.uk
BLACK AND CHEESE!!!
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Jack Monroe's black pudding macaroni and cheese recipe
This recipe is very popular with my friends and family – even lifelong black-pudding refuseniks have been converted by its deliciousness.
(Remember the post it notes and we were all trying decipher her handwriting and what black/block & cheese could be? Simpler times)
Sadly, I won't make it to the Frau-fest. I guess I could say I'm going as Jack to Glastonbury 2022!
The resemblance is uncanny:
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We haven’t really speculated benzos as she doesn’t really have a problem with “oversleeping” as such. It’s contraindicated for people with addiction so she shouldn’t really be getting them prescribed. She’s not someone who complains about insomnia.
Pleeeeeeeease can the next thread title be Jack Monroe - boring old coke hag?
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Posting from way back where @LittleRucksackOfHorrors shared their origin story to suggest constant Sideshow Bob walking into a rake gif as a thread title.
And another brilliant article! Jesus it's hard to keep up:
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The last thing poor people need is Jack Monroe
Poor people aren’t stupid. They don’t need life tips from media luvvies.
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Sorry late to the party - I’ll be a dinosaur biscuit with a bite out of my bum
Horribly introvert but if I do make it to fraufest I’ll be in the pleather trousers (maybe covered in horse jizz for added mmmm) and an aggressive dose of thrushos..
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Could the title of her memoir be the jude law, the grucho and my sideboard hell. Apart from the obvious stuff it will actually be really boring. If you want a good read try ozzy Osborne or any of the 80s, 90s rock stars. They are great. Ozzy Osborne got himself banned for peeing on the almo. Silly idiot. He was looking up whether this seasons sideboard matched the one in the lounge. 
Three random accounts on the hellsite seem to be pushing the same slop recipes as each other over and iver 
Those more knowledgable cookery fraus among us: are raw eggs in ice cream a legit thing? I assumed that you make an actual custard base (ie you cook the eggs in the sugar and cream). Happy to be corrected but as it’s Jack I feel like this question should be asked.Who the hell wants to eat Bread and Jam Ice Cream? Just eat the effing bread and jam.
Also wondering if there's enough portions in the recipe so that your small child won't start crying "More bread and jam, please mummy"
Can someone tell the Stan's this is what bots are?Three random accounts on the hellsite seem to be pushing the same slop recipes as each other over and iver
I might have done that misheard lyrics thing 
Bots tweeting some promotions for Jack overnight…
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Well she wanted people to talk about the recipes. Makes you think...
I wonder pathological lying fuckery awaits today?
In terms of Patreon, does anyone remember on what date Jack originally claimed that everything had been mailed out? It seems to be taking an unusually long time to arrive, with still no evidence anywhere on the hellsite that anyone has received anything.
I picked up a new (well new to me anyway) car
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last Wednesday evening and, despite all the apparent postal delays, the new V5 fell through my letterbox on Saturday. Makes you think.
I picked up a new (well new to me anyway) car
/ last Wednesday evening and, despite all the apparent postal delays, the new V5 fell through my letterbox on Saturday. Makes you think.Please can a couple of folks dress up as a Cotswold sideboard, pantomime horse style?
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jack Monroe guaranteed to over promise and under deliver every time
jack Monroe guaranteed to over promise and under deliver every time
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