Quoting myself like a mithering ninny but I bet the VBI hero doesn't have a clue who I'm pretending to be xSending leaky roof vibes to Jack in her new home, so mote it be.
Had to sort mine out a couple of years ago, cost a fair few grand.
Saucepans come in handy under the drips, it was like I had a steel band playing in the front porch on a rainy day x
Enjoy paying for your own roof Jack
Kind regards Granny Esmeralda Weatherwax
Jack Monroe #457 She paused her degree but not her Patreon
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Nice that she got some time off from the brothel for a holiday (that she never goes on).
Been posting for a little while now but lurked for ages prior. Was aware of Jack in the same vein most people were for the first decade of her illustrious career, through the puff pieces in the media; I had no reason to disbelieve her POVCLAIMS back then. Never followed her on Twitter or paid much attention to her, but would see her every so often in my timeline as she interacted with a lot of the left wing tit poster types that I followed/knew. Jack is a few years older than me 
so the height of her pov era coincided with my early twenties when I was on a low wage and though I never bought a book of hers, I think I felt like I was adjacent in some way. Weird innit. Anyway, whatever the great chaos of late August 2022 was my catalyst to join and post. I’d been aware of her threads on Tattle from poking around on the site before (as an ex-housemate of mine has their very own thread here ) so knew I would be in good company when I turned up to mither about how bleeping rude she is to squigs. Haven’t looked back!
I really value these threads for the wit and the shared chaos whiplash, and also because it really feels like a lovely community of good people. I’ve had a difficult couple of years for various reasons, and knowing that I can get into bed at night and scroll through hours worth of properly funny posts here makes the days brighter. Thank you for having me fraus, it’s a wild ride and I’m very grateful to you all for being part of it. X
so the height of her pov era coincided with my early twenties when I was on a low wage and though I never bought a book of hers, I think I felt like I was adjacent in some way. Weird innit. Anyway, whatever the great chaos of late August 2022 was my catalyst to join and post. I’d been aware of her threads on Tattle from poking around on the site before (as an ex-housemate of mine has their very own thread here ) so knew I would be in good company when I turned up to mither about how bleeping rude she is to squigs. Haven’t looked back!I really value these threads for the wit and the shared chaos whiplash, and also because it really feels like a lovely community of good people. I’ve had a difficult couple of years for various reasons, and knowing that I can get into bed at night and scroll through hours worth of properly funny posts here makes the days brighter. Thank you for having me fraus, it’s a wild ride and I’m very grateful to you all for being part of it. X
Is that wise? How will we ever find you?I’m coming as the VBI, so will be out of date, incomplete and not fit for purpose.
Also giving gratitude for the Fraus. This place is a welcomed escapism from a tough time in the real world
We won’t, we’ll just see mention of the attendance in news articles and on twitter
I'll be attending as some herbs and spices. I'm not sure which ones yet, but as they're all interchangeable I suppose it doesn't really matter.
No wonder Burger Boy tolerated her for six hours.
i just caught up on Bathtub saga. HA HA HA. 2023 is off to a mad start init. Anyway….Message for Jack: Can you stop being so bleeping relentlessly embarrassing please? It’s exhausting. Thankyou
Yeah getting past those shark teeth would need a reward
OMG. I've just had a terrible thought. No wonder Toothpaste Man had to eat toothpaste. No wonder he is DEAD. He DM'd her at 3am when she was off her tits 
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3 Jack recipes posted to the metro an hour ago. Pictures credited to Patricia Niven so these could be straight from the pages of Thrifty Kitchen potentially
Bread and jam ice cream
Sardinesca
metro.co.uk
BLACK AND CHEESE!!!
metro.co.uk
(Remember the post it notes and we were all trying decipher her handwriting and what black/block & cheese could be? Simpler times)
Bread and jam ice cream
Sardinesca
Jack Monroe's easy sardinesca recipe
This simple store-cupboard pasta recipe works well with any strongly flavoured tinned fish.
metro.co.uk
BLACK AND CHEESE!!!
Jack Monroe's black pudding macaroni and cheese recipe
This recipe is very popular with my friends and family – even lifelong black-pudding refuseniks have been converted by its deliciousness.
metro.co.uk
(Remember the post it notes and we were all trying decipher her handwriting and what black/block & cheese could be? Simpler times
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I made the mistake of going to the hell site to work out who 'wonky' is and ended up in a rabbit hole of comments from JM supporters. Now I feel physically sick, send bucket-os. Seriously though, how are so many people so inept at critical thinking that they're unable to get past that blind faith that she 'does so much good' and those who criticise her are part of a 'right wing' or terf conspiracy despite the mounds of evidence and her easily disprovable obvious lies. Think for yourself 
Rule 1 of Jacklore, for everything Jack says there is a story online in Jack's own words that completely contradicts it.
Rule 1 of Jacklore, for everything Jack says there is a story online in Jack's own words that completely contradicts it.
Maybe those recipes will push her back up the Amazon chart...
Amazon are selling the returns already
The comments under Andy Lynes blog review do not disappoint. WARNED squig turns up to make a mildly threatening comment but this one from a critic is my favourite.
*Actual 34p portion sizeBLACK AND CHEESE!!!
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Jack Monroe's black pudding macaroni and cheese recipe
This recipe is very popular with my friends and family – even lifelong black-pudding refuseniks have been converted by its deliciousness.
(Remember the post it notes and we were all trying decipher her handwriting and what black/block & cheese could be? Simpler times
"Water" damage
Now I'm picturing some mad gangster trying to work out how to strain pasta with a t-shirt and four guns
I think the water damage was the tears of the purchaser. Given the tips that remain in the print edition, we should be grateful it's not blood damage.
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