In this SS posted in the last thread by @Lucky Escape she's blaming her duck-ups on a decade of addiction. So was she drinking heavily 10 years ago while poor and SB a baby or not? ![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
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Wasn't there something organised on Instagram of posting one month of delicious recipes daily that Jack tried to join? I seem to recall she lasted one day.Remember when THAT MAN was doing some sort of one pot project, so Jack decided to do 30 days of one pot recipes? I don’t think we got a single one.
As a (completely ashamed) previously book owning Frau I can confirm that literally every book had several crossover recipes from previous books and as someone in my industry 🔺️ I heavily questioned this and came to the conclusion that she must be such a nightmare for deadlines it was let slide.She couldn’t even be bothered to do new recipes for this new book, so why for the website?
I can’t believe her editor let her get away with it. They’re either useless or past caring.
Oh BE FAIR dearest Krabs. You’re forgetting the upside down several years in the making “mad wild head” delicious looking fish pieRemember when THAT MAN was doing some sort of one pot project, so Jack decided to do 30 days of one pot recipes? I don’t think we got a single one.
Dearheart, we were gifted Upside Down fish pie aka Fish in sauce over instant mash. A recipe that was seven years in the making. How could you forget?!Remember when THAT MAN was doing some sort of one pot project, so Jack decided to do 30 days of one pot recipes? I don’t think we got a single one.
Obviously she's a wizard Harry...
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Yeah Jack, other than the house/flat you’re obviously already in the process of buying, if your past New Year’s resolutions/“goals” are anything to go by I’m not 100% convinced of your ability to follow through…
2013
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2014. “My ONLY New Year’s resolutions”
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2015
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(Incidentally, here she isnicking“adapting” another BBC Good Food recipe)
https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2015/01/09/something-like-diane-sauce-or-sauce-diane/?amp=1
2016
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2017
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“Get an assistant” and also… “be better”.
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Hmmm… she hasn’t eaten meat for 2 years?! I guess that Vegan resolution for 2016 stuck?!
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A couple of years where I can’t find them
…if anyone can fill in 2018, 2020, 2022, please do.
2019
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And then the resolution that dare not speak its name for 2021. (This is the year that she was also about to go all The Good Life having built a “compost tumbler” on NYE 2020)
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2021
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(credit to @Silver Linings for the immortalizing the compost tumbling)
Who remembers around this time last year, she promised 3 recipes a day. She didn’t manage day one, then it was never spoken of again.So there will be four blogs this week then.
How long will that last?
If she manages one this week I'll be amazed.
… and money.Read and finish a book every other day?! That is someone with way too much free time on their hands.
Could there be another guitar? The one she was lugging and never sold is different from the pawned/replaced one gf bought?HMMMMMMM
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Jack. This is why nobody believes a word you say. Get help.
Why are there empty drawers on the top shelf? When did she decide to replace these with the wilko baskets?Following on from @Valiofthedolls ...
10th January 2021 - SUCH a peaceful space now!
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4th February 2021 -
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This is a repeat posting. Sorry x
Including nefarious pictures of that £80 Emma Bridgewater toaster that she doesn't have.Following on from @Valiofthedolls ...
10th January 2021 - SUCH a peaceful space now!
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4th February 2021 -
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This is a repeat posting. Sorry x
And this is her problem.....with her compulsive need to brain fart every thought onto twitter she sets herself up for utter failure....have a day off, get help, steer clear of social media and have a real hiatus until you have done some serious soul searching, healing and growing as a person and then get a job and join us all in the real world....it's not all shits and giggles and sausage rolls but there's authenticity to be found and I bet you'll be happier and maybe a bit less of a self indulgent, deluded thunder.....I'll let you finish the rest....as you were....Who remembers around this time last year, she promised 3 recipes a day. She didn’t manage day one, then it was never spoken of again.