Some knob did this with champagne at a party here once to show off & fucked it up (a knife, not a sword) so the champagne had shards of glass in. Knob. I had to strain it through a sieve (if only I’d had a fabric square glued with superglue)
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So squig, you Googled it, then what? Realised that Jack was being a monumentally pretentious, albeit mistaken, fanny but daren’t say it?
Comments Club member writes.So squig, you Googled it, then what? Realised that Jack was being a monumentally pretentious, albeit mistaken, fanny but daren’t say it?
Only Fans requires ACTUAL WORK though.
Mind you, I’m sure there’s a niche market where she can just stick on her that’s not my fanny dress and then shove her filthy feet right into the camera lens and leave them there, job done.
Then the rest of her can just continue to pick fights with strangers and make an idiot of herself on Twitter at the same time.
That Guardian article is the thing that convinces me she's not an alcoholic in recovery or otherwise. People who drink the amounts of alcohol she claims she drank, over the length of time she claims, are NOT happy clappy, living their best life TOOT TOOT, after one week.That was in Jan 2019 when the Guardian gave her a (paid) platform to extol the life-changing impact of not drinking alcohol for a week.
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My name is Jack Monroe, and I’m an alcoholic. But now I’m recovering…
The food writer, journalist and campaigner opens up about how alcohol took over her life once fame struck. This is her mea culpawww.theguardian.com
@streby Jack was definitely drinking alcohol during The Poverty. See the APPALLING dating profile her “friends wrote for her” (ie that she wrote herself in her very distinctive and insufferable written “voice”). Extract here, link below-it’s from Jan 2013. Also talks in Dec 2012 about being gifted wine glasses for Christmas “by a friend” and owing “her friends” loads of rounds in the pub as they’d been paying her way. All now deleted of course. (If you go to the bottom in the link you can click on other months to see those months’ posts),
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Scummy Single Mummy Does Dating: Echo & Gazette Column, 15th Jan 2013
The trouble with being professionally single is, well, it leaves you professionally single. When the greatest achievement on your CV is a double page spread in the national press for spending £10 a...web.archive.org
HOWEVER, ALL THAT SAID, I do not for one moment believe that Jack Monroe has ever been an alcoholic, recovering or otherwise. I’m pretty sure that given her grim defensive/aggressive/rude/needy behaviour when supposedly deadly sober (DKL for eg) and all day every day online, she’s insufferably rude and aggressive and probably even more appalling when drunk.
I think she uses the “I was an alcoholic” to excuse being a complete bleep (eg to Louisa and probably myriad other poor fuckers who have to deal with her IRL personally and professionally), and now uses “I’m in recovery” as a weapon/shield against any criticism of her unethical and often appalling still-ongoing behaviour and actions.
I also don’t doubt she goes to AA meetings, but only to centre and talk about herself incessantly at an audience who literally can’t get away from her.
I've seen it done (badly) with a sword by military-around-the-edges twit with similar results. It's not easy to do at all
Who would want to stare at a hairy, matted growler as working 100 hours a week she wouldnt have the time to deal with it
(apologies to anyone eating)
Yes, there's not much meat there, but one thing did pop out...remember she was talking about her team and how she bought them ipads/laptops or some such. According to the accounts the number of people employed by the limited company was 2... and one of them was her.
That number of employees only includes proper employees (ie with PAYE, NI, pension etc paid by the company), not freelancers or casual contractors. But she would only need to provide equipment for actual employees. She may have chosen to get kit for contractors/casual help too, but it's not required by law.
I agree with every word of this. Using the term alcoholic for the times she's drank too much and made an arse of herself one way or another. She probably does have a problem knowing when to stop if her shopping habits are anything to go by.That was in Jan 2019 when the Guardian gave her a (paid) platform to extol the life-changing impact of not drinking alcohol for a week.
.My name is Jack Monroe, and I’m an alcoholic. But now I’m recovering…
The food writer, journalist and campaigner opens up about how alcohol took over her life once fame struck. This is her mea culpa
@streby Jack was definitely drinking alcohol during The Poverty. See the APPALLING dating profile her “friends wrote for her” (ie that she wrote herself in her very distinctive and insufferable written “voice”). Extract here, link below-it’s from Jan 2013. Also talks in Dec 2012 about being gifted wine glasses for Christmas “by a friend” and owing “her friends” loads of rounds in the pub as they’d been paying her way. All now deleted of course. (If you go to the bottom in the link you can click on other months to see those months’ posts),
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Scummy Single Mummy Does Dating: Echo & Gazette Column, 15th Jan 2013
The trouble with being professionally single is, well, it leaves you professionally single. When the greatest achievement on your CV is a double page spread in the national press for spending £10 a...
HOWEVER, ALL THAT SAID, I do not for one moment believe that Jack Monroe has ever been an alcoholic, recovering or otherwise. I’m pretty sure that given her grim defensive/aggressive/rude/needy behaviour when supposedly deadly sober (DKL for eg) and all day every day online, she’s insufferably rude and aggressive and probably even more appalling when drunk.
I think she uses the “I was an alcoholic” to excuse being a complete bleep (eg to Louisa and probably myriad other poor fuckers who have to deal with her IRL personally and professionally), and now uses “I’m in recovery” as a weapon/shield against any criticism of her unethical and often appalling still-ongoing behaviour and actions.
I also don’t doubt she goes to AA meetings, but only to centre and talk about herself incessantly at an audience who literally can’t get away from her.
Bet Jack could do it mate...with a butter knife..
Yes, I believe most of the work is admin and promotion rather than showing off ones bit and baps. Jack's would probably comprise of whining and begging in a smelly bra but who knows, men are very strange and it might be a good niche market.
Palette knife. Completed it mate.
She could only drive that one in the summer, as she DOESN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE AFTER DARK.
In the Spring and Autumn she’d have to leap off it at Didcot Parkway and be softly gently conveyed home in a big car to be sure she was safely behind her locked front door before the sun set over the crappy bungahouse.
The Marcella Hazan tomato sauce recipe is just so good but so simple. Not even going for value brands, you could do it for not much more than £1 total (tin of tomatos: 40p, 50g butter: 40p, 1 onion: 35p) that I’d say makes 3 decent portions.
That’s exactly the sort of thing Jack should be looking at/signposting instead of messing about rinsing hoops, but of course that’s too simple for her.
Yeah and the furlough for Caroline-with-the-hands (and, possibly, others on her 'staff') might be worth looking into too. There was a lot of obfuscation going on there - Jack saying she paid out of her own pocket etc, and that she didn't qualify for certain things thanks to never doing her tax, but she did turn up on the official list of companies which claimed.
Yep. In fact she'd probably be dead going from 200(?) units a week to 0 in 7 days.
Can't imagine she'd get asked back to many Groucho or Soho House-hosted media/corporate engagements if she did that...
You’re always so good on here but today you’re absolutely on fire.
Yes absolutely!
Jack could do it just using her unruly labia
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