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Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole
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And the sad thing about all of it is that itās just bullshit. She obviously wanted to post a gratuitous tit shot for the divorced dads to get her engagement up for the book promo and was trying to shoehorn āperkyā in there somewhere. It could just as easily have been āpeaky boobersā. None of this is going to end well for her.
To be honest, I know absolutely nothing about the programme or the actors involved, so I'm only reporting the squig's ire. I think it's worth treading carefully if playing a character of a different ethnicity in general, but I have no idea about the specifics in this case.
It's genuinely blown my mind that not only has she reposted HH2 in a reply to a squig, she's still using the "I never said I was still poor" as a defence. When in that very piece of turgid, overwrought manipulative bollocks she claimed to be boiling soap, not turning on the lights, showering in cold water, not buying basic hygiene products, and selling all her wordly possessions because she's so financially stretched - with a PayPal link at the bottom. She knew exactly what reaction her paypigs would have to the Dickensian picture she was painting and pretending otherwise is disingenuous in the extreme. If I could be bothered I'd go back and collate all the "Just popped something in the tip jar, Jack" tweets and pleas for support from prominent accounts made in direct response to the blog post - there were dozens, not to mention the potential hundreds of people who will have donated without any fanfare.
Maybe when her team of therapists hits double figures, one of them might actually be able to get this through to her.
Maybe when her team of therapists hits double figures, one of them might actually be able to get this through to her.
And tbh sheās not really dressed up as Tommy Shelby anyway, not in any form that resembles him. She could just have easily made some tit pun about Andy Capp (Handy Baps?
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Sorry folks, look what I've got.
Never been used (tried once but nothing but a damned nuisance.) Bought as a joke, and sat in a drawer ever since.
Never been used (tried once but nothing but a damned nuisance.) Bought as a joke, and sat in a drawer ever since.
Aww it's cute. But why is the egg so sad?
Its face says it all.
Iām about to lose my tit seeing this tweet again.
It is sad that it is useless, therefore has more self awareness than Jack
its mad how quickly she went from binders / wanting to have her breasts removed to posting thirst trap photos of her baps on twitter to half a million people, 50% of whom are manky middle aged pervy neckbeardsThanks @Marmalade Atkins and @MaineCoonMama I never would have reached this conclusion on my own but it all makes sense now
Everything about Jack is mortifying tbh but the āmy friendā thing makes my arse clench involuntarily. You donāt have friends, Jack, you have people who are briefly useful to you before you discard them.
Also as mentioned by someone already, why is she āfriendsā with yobs whoāll draw attention to her tits by yelling āPERKY BLINDERSā when she enters a room? Like a) itās not bleeping 2002 in a ladās mag and b) would someone who apparently needs security to traverse the retirement community she lives in want to be made conspicuous like this? The fact that supposedly smart people can see tweets like this in close succession and not see that 2+2=344 in Jackland infuriates me.
I am tempted in homage to the random multi coloured verbiage to change my name to la/Fish
It looks like it was watching as you made the peach brick.
Using HH2 as a gotcha is my new aneurysm.
Yes Jack, we all know you started HH2 by saying āIām not poor by any stretch of the imaginationā, but you then went on to state various things that indicate that you have no money. If youāre going to argue semantics that lack of disposable income =/= poor I donāt want to hear it. You know exactly how HH2 was meant to be received. You know exactly what you were implying. And if you didnāt, there should have been countless replies to tweets saying āthanks but Iām going to refund the money you just sent because, as I stated in my blog, Iām not poorā. Youāre such a lying liar!
Yes Jack, we all know you started HH2 by saying āIām not poor by any stretch of the imaginationā, but you then went on to state various things that indicate that you have no money. If youāre going to argue semantics that lack of disposable income =/= poor I donāt want to hear it. You know exactly how HH2 was meant to be received. You know exactly what you were implying. And if you didnāt, there should have been countless replies to tweets saying āthanks but Iām going to refund the money you just sent because, as I stated in my blog, Iām not poorā. Youāre such a lying liar!
She called it fancy dress on the 17th and "hasnāt quite stopped since"
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Incredibly clumsy but opening tins with a knife and hammer
No wait that's what her new book suggests we do
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Jack Monroe on Twitter: "Christmas fancy dress party tomorrow night. ā¦
archived 29 Dec 2022 10:25:04 UTC
Jack Monroe on Twitter: "My nickname among a group of v good friends ā¦
archived 28 Dec 2022 22:36:08 UTC
Incredibly clumsy but opening tins with a knife and hammer
No wait that's what her new book suggests we do
Moron
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Jack Monroe on Twitter: "Christmas fancy dress party tomorrow night. ā¦
archived 29 Dec 2022 10:25:04 UTCJack Monroe on Twitter: "My nickname among a group of v good friends ā¦
archived 28 Dec 2022 22:36:08 UTC
Incredibly clumsy but opening tins with a knife and hammer
No wait that's what her new book suggests we do
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. That coat is annoying me.Oh Jack, we could play this game all day.
Is she just retweeting her Elon thread and GK tweet?
āOi oi! Been ordering from your Mumās Joe Browns catalogue again, Jack?ā
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