Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole

[Nurseali]

Wtf is “addiction to meat” anyway
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It is called Miller and Carter syndrome.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I don't know who she is but that is hilarious

Spoiler: OT Katie

Do yourself a favour and check out her wiki, there's about 5 pages of her being a thicko.

 

[Wooh]

Page 6 of last thread, screenies of Jack, in Diva mag:

I'm not a soap character. Not even a reality TV one.

Us: WTF?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Stalking victim

CPTSD sufferer.
Abuse victim.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Nooooo! She literally bought a pair of “Rock Chick” trousers from the catalogue? FFS AND the top that’s with them in the catalogue outfit??

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She’s edgy AF this one.

We need a rock chick x tartan viv (rip) trazzer collab

Spoiler: WARNED.

 

[stunrw]

“that’s not my fanny” still makes me laugh and cringe in equal measure. I would rather eat only rotten pumble for the rest of my life than ever catch myself tweeting that phrase.

Im genuinely afraid to ask for 2 reasons:
1) She (hopefully) never said that
2) I will be having a very awkward conversation with IT tomorrow if I Google it

 

[zetta buttons]

Is she just retweeting her Elon thread and GK tweet?

 

[Whaa?]

All this speculation is very exciting.

 

[itsnotmereally]

Wet Nuts For thread title nomination

Wet nuts and grift nips

 

[Lucky Escape]

I think she genuinely thought she had a chance of that non exec director role with Asda that was being advertised around the time of the VBI and smart price nonsense. I wonder if she applied or perhaps let them know she was interested.That’s the kind of £££ for part time work she’s interested in, not turning up for early shift shelf stacking in the Southend store.

Ha, yes, exactly - she might even have been able to land something like that if she'd spent a few years serving as a trustee for a couple of charities first. She absolutely had the connections and opportunities to have done something like that, and it would have given her relevent experience without jumping all the way to the board of a FTSE100 plc first

 

[houseofhoop]

Sadly deleted and I couldn't be arsed trawling the threads for it.

Not a reflection of you @Marmalade Atkins , your deliciously beautiful screenshots are of the highest quality, merely another example of Jack misunderstanding what a word means. cunt not you marm, Jack.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I wonder how much in Tips Jack has made from retweeting that shit thesis on the difference between her shite and 30p Lee’s shite?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Is there a single brand on this earth less edgy than Joe Browns? Fine if you want to dress like an art teacher who spends their weekends teaching classes on the female orgasm I suppose.

I have owned a couple of joe brown dresses in the Past but your post has made me laugh so much you have distracted me from the deathly hacks!

 

[Lucky Escape]

What other kinds of glass bottles have corks in them?

very fancy gin, like the stuff she claims to have hated?

 

[Lazarus]

Cook.

Working class

 

[stunrw]

Hold an iPhone in the air, stick a substance up your nose
Bitch about the cold, then stand in snow and wiggle toes
Claim you're poor as dirt, make egg rings from Tuna cans
Blame it on your Mum cos she's kinder poorer than Granddad.

You are a fucking genius

Absolutely dead

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

There's a fire safety section in the wiki page 2

Jack Monroe 2 Wiki

If you're here and you are new to Jack, please go to [URL='https://tattle.life/wiki/jack-monroe/']Wiki 1[/URL], where we have lots of info at the top for new frauen / herren. is dedicated to Jack's antics in 2022 and notable chaoi 2012-2021. For more detail on these, see the timeline on wiki...

tattle.life

Also @Anyfulekno made a food safety list in the slopalong but it didn't go in the wiki yet, I've added some more below

Slopalong #3 She doesn't understand beans

I want slut spaghetti to go with my slapper semolina now. Also who the fuck is leaving Nigella for that braying horse Trinny Charles Saatchi the abusive domestic abuser Thought I'd give a few more simple recipes a go Peanut butter hot chocolate...

tattle.life

• Letting rice sit on the side for ages instead of cooling quickly - allows lots of Bacillus cereus bacteria to grow and give you the shits/food poisoning peanut milk rice pudding
• frying tinned potatoes - they can explode due to the water content hot nicoise
• storing/infusing herbs in oil - risk of botulism Whoa F*ck Dressing
• Microwaving stone fruits to ripen - explodey, doesn't work, could fuck up your microwave microwave ripening fruits
• sprout scones because cooked (painstakingly) by the instructions they are fucking raw
• NEW says to use tuna tins as egg rings despite the risk of razor sharp edges, metal filings debris and the plastic coated lining not being suitable for cooking (releases toxins) Link
• NEW says to reuse single use plastics e.g. squash bottles and oil spray bottles despite there being no effective way to sterilise them or remove all traces of rancid oil (botulism risk)
• NEW says to use a knife and hammer to open cans instead of using a can opener (extremely danger)

I have to say the tuna tin egg ring one should be the end of any credibility she had left, that one alone is such a monumental fuck up it's almost unbelievable

See, this is why I think she has never been sober (from any substance) because, well…

 

[stunrw]

Jack clearly thought her tweets with gifs to Elon were going to go viral. Oh dear. That must be a disappointment.
On the bright side, she has some really cool ‘darl’ neck beards who are made up that she chooses to share her being ‘at the end of my tether’ & (more likely) her tits. That must feel lovely.

 

[elepal]

Still skim-reading and read this as 'Grifty Nips', which actually kinda works.

BIB: thread title nomination

 

[houseofhoop]

Here’s the post tenderstem, hopefully the instagram link works!

Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine

Did she not do a video of her doing her hair around about this time last year, like she was getting ready to go out or something?? My recall of the complete details of something is shocking!

tattle.life

Total disregard for others asleep in the house. Or evidence she does in fact live alone