Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole

[ContentCrunch]

I’m too sad to chaos.

I know we are all sad but I think we need to pause and look at a) this monstrosity from near enough 7 years ago and b) see who has liked it. This woman (not squigged because she has a blue tick) is AMAZING at making pies. I mean, properly amazing. What on earth is she doing liking Jack’s fucking prune rendered shite?

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Sorry but is that an inexplicable egg?

 

[elepal]

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[houseofhoop]

I don't see deliciously inept or deliciously snarky on that list.

Deliciously ordinary

 

[That Forensic Man]

This is driving me crazy as I recognise the model and can't remember her name!

Anita Harris tender one x

 

[AnnRKey]

She’s edgy AF this one.

As edgy as her unruly flange

 

[DragonBoy]

I once had a nice jacket from there and they've been tormenting me with their catalogue ever since. My main problem with their stuff is the same issue I have with Per Una at M&S, you see something think, that looks quite nice, only to discover it has a weird hem, a massive ruffle somewhere odd or a big flower embroidered on the arse. I am just looking for boring mum clothes for work, I don't want a sodding rose bush emerging from my arse. This is why I end up wearing black all the time.

Did you dye everything too, in honour of our smol pixie, J-Nums?

 

[Tabitha D]

I think the opening tins with a knife is going to be the next rinsed hoops or dire potatoes. It's very slowly moving beyond the usual suspects. It's just going to take a Sir Tom figure to say something hilarious and she'll be trending.

And just imagine, there’s even more where that came from. I wonder if the tumble-drier fluff will make an appearance?
I can hardly wait.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

♡Viv just for her insistence on being herself. Reminded me of that epic spat between her and Jarman over Jubilee

 

[overdueanadventure]

Dunno about the argument that it's ableist to suggest using a knife and a hammer to open tins. Basically it's frigging dangerous & stupid for anyone to try. Is saying disabled people couldn't attempt risking horribly injuring themselves a worthwhile point?

ETA: I suppose it's an identity Jack claims.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Back in the day when I claimed HB from a council in the SE, I know if you were self employed it was a right ballache as you had to provide your bank statements regularly. I was paye so afraid I don't know how frequently they needed them.

I know around that time that you wouldn't be eligible for HB if you'd rage-quit your job (ahem, I may have rage quit a job) but I don't think that would matter if you had a bebe as JennyNummers pointed out above...

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Can someone explain what or who “Matt Gloss” is, please? I’ve missed something along the way and don’t understand the reference.

 

[Foxvint]

I currently have a restraining order in place against some fuckwit who was bothering me with a big knife.

edit to add, not said for sympathy IM FINE OKAY, just because they are definitely a thing in England

Didn't know that. Sorry to hear it x

 

[Geetbo]

She likes wet nuts, and she cannot lie

Too early

 

[Arsov Cooper]

.....have no suitable bottles in the house.

Quoting myself like a ninny, but of course I meant 'bungalow'. It's not shitty, like Jack's, but is quite a bit bigger (FANCY) so is spread over 4 floors.

ETA QUOTE Maybe a bottle of Black Tower would work as a sorta kinda rolling pin, but most bottles are pretty tapered, well, bottle shaped, should we say, so can't possibly give even results. /QUOTE

I have half a bottle of rice wine in the larder, but it's square

 

[streby]

The problem I have with her 12 times in a year is that generally they pay HB to match with your rent obligation, and we know she was in private rented accommodation so I’d be willing to bet this was monthly. So they’d be stopping it literally every single month. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

I'm in Scotlandso mine goes straight to my landlord and so admittedly I don't pay that much attention as long as it keeps getting paid. If anything I'd say HB is the one me and other people I know have had fewest problems with in those terms. And yeah if it's stopped every month but she can also get it back every month in time for it be stopped next month... what was the issue there? It can't have been anything too complicated, can it? Sounds like a computer glitch with their records, maybe? The same glitch for 12 months and it only happens to you is time to write to your MP and try to get the local paper after them if you can.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I’m pretty sure she didn’t mean to. It’s just that she writes so poorly she put the stuff she is and the stuff that happens to her in the same list of stuff.

Also, when has she ever “been taken advantage of”?!

PS this is still my favourite part
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Did Jack write her own thread title there? Or is it the title of her memoir?

 

[Pdawg]

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Why is she acting like this article that doesn’t mention her at all is proof of her ridiculous lie?

But has she not claimed she was black out drunk for X amount of years? I know I've thought dreams were real when I've been mwi

 

[zetta buttons]

Can everyone stop saying wet nuts

Talking of which, where’s @HotesTilaire ?

ETA- chaos all round. Ignore.

 

[diva.wps]

One of the worst things i've ever read

have you read the piece where he shags a sofa? Not that it’s worse, just differently awful.

 

[Wood Spite]

Slightly off topic ponder but maybe her grubbiness is a mix of poorly applied fake tan and fucking about with filters.