Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole

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Omg, thank you for this forensic receipt presentation, tender one. Looking back, I’m not sure how I survived those 3 days. We must have all had collective whiplash from jolting so quickly between each chaos.

Id totally forgotten about the slumbering snuffling baby lie! There are just so many to keep up with.
 
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(NFL football player Gardner Minshew ~of Mississippi~ for anyone wanting to do errrr further research,,,)

Yep, I’m in the land of porch swings, ally-gators, mullets and mosquitoes. In my heart though, I’m ALWAYS ‘80s Jackie in a blouson jacket sitting by the pool reading my bestselling fabulous blockbuster novel Lovers and Gamblers and being FABULOUS
On topic
 
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A painstakingly assembled cacophony of deliciously-os there, Marm. What a complete load of unoriginal (nonsensical) shite she comes out with.

Though I suppose in the grand scheme of things, that’s better than softly gently forensically trying to maim the innocent book-buying public who follow her asinine thrifty tips.

Needless to say, she had the last laugh is INSUFFERABLE
 
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You know when your modern but older (83) mother asks you, "Wooh, do you think they might take drugs?", and you say - no, GENTLY say - "Um, yes, I do think it's likely."

Reading Jack's twitter: same. Same.
 
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Why is she acting like this article that doesn’t mention her at all is proof of her ridiculous lie?

Ah, yes. “Such a fun and wild life…making meaningful connections with people over common ground” our Jack was having in her mid 20s/circa 2014/2015.

And

PS Jack, contrary to the bollox in your new book, turns out a spatula is an ~essential ~ for a weekend away, so probably fairly essential in an actual kitchen too, thrifty or otherwise?



Edit: link to article in spoiler didn’t work. Now fixed (with the aid of a sharp knife, a mallet, a tuna can that’s been run through a homemade orbital sander to make an egg ring and the lethal shards of glass and ice from a frozen wine bottle rolling pin)
 
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The whole Jackiverse appears to completely defy the bounds of space and time.



Sometimes the chaoi come so thick and fast that I LITERALLY think she wants us to STOP BREATHING. Lol, I mean she definitely wants that, but still, sometimes she could slow the fuck down a bit on the asinine perpetual (perpendicular?) nonsense.
 
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Hate to say it, as New Year should be about new beginnings, but I truly can't wait to see how this saga continues in 2023. Starting the 2nd in the Grauniad....
 
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I've published the Canal Society for the Prevention of Jaccidents in the wiki dear hearts
Consolidates fire safety, culinary safety and health n safety
 
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Water expands by about 10% as it freezes, so she's left a little margin for error - but not much! She should have told people to three-quarters fill it BUT NOT MORE (or just half-fill it, if she didn't want to include a warning).
if you half fill and freeze, will it be unevenly weighted?
 
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