She doesn’t really think that for a second. It’s one of those things she uses like “crushingly low self esteem” so people will fall all over her, telling her how gorgeous and sexy and unique and clever and fabulous and special she is.
Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole
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OmG Viv!!!! Rip xxx
'Security concerns'.
Maybe while she’s using and abusing words beginning with P (perpendicular, psephologist), and making up stupid stories, she’ll redo the tribute tweet she did for Ruth Bader Ginsberg and call her “peripatetic” again.
I am tired and need to sleep but I don’t want to miss a chaos. Hopefully a few more squiggs question her.
We have the Guardian.pdf 2 to come.
She said the 2nd. Seems odd. I would have thought Saturday or the Observer on Sunday but
Does anyone have a screenshot (preferably dated) of the Viv (RIP) thing?
Perpendicular? Psephologist?
A person most peripatetic?
One thing's for certain:
Jack, you're PATHETIC
(brought to you by a woman who's putting off going to bed cos she's in work tomorrow and would rather be on the sofa eating leftover Christmas delicacies instead
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That last picture is definitely something my cat used to throw up.
That pastry does not look like it has been blind baked. Is that a boiled egg in amongst all the other chaotic ingredients.
What is her obsession with prunes? Did evil landlord Grandpa of the £1 middle finger salute own a prune factory that has been left to Big Dave?
WHY IS IT ALWAYS bleeping PRUNES, JACK? WHY?!
Babes, same. Only the one day and I can’t bear it. Please no chaos from Jack as I have big plans to plough through a load of work and OH is off out with the boy.Perpendicular? Psephologist?
A person most peripatetic?
One thing's for certain:
Jack, you're PATHETIC
(brought to you by a woman who's putting off going to bed cos she's in work tomorrow and would rather be on the sofa eating leftover Christmas delicacies instead
She’s clearly reached the letter ‘P’ on her word toilet paper! Is there a running list of words she uses incorrectly? Despite calling herself a journalist and writer.
There are no words for this peripatetic, perpendicular prune - having the audacity to align herself with wonderful Viv (truly, RIP
). She’s a scumbag of the highest order, a narcissist of epic proportions, and a liar to the core. Keep your snowy beak out, Jackie pal! WARNED!
There are no words for this peripatetic, perpendicular prune - having the audacity to align herself with wonderful Viv (truly, RIP
). She’s a scumbag of the highest order, a narcissist of epic proportions, and a liar to the core. Keep your snowy beak out, Jackie pal! WARNED!
Funny that. I was just thinking I really fancied eating prunes and eggs out of a dirty ashtray.
Quick cooking tip Jack, the pastry is supposed to be cooked hunni.
Welcome to my TED talk…How I ALWAYS manage to centre myself, no matter what…
How in the ever-loving duck is it possible to make a pie look like a post-apocalyptic landscape?
That would make quite a good guessing game. Post apocalyptic landscape or Jack recipe.
She’s clearly constipated with all the bollock sausages & tit she eats. That’s why she has the squatty potty too (& was never vegan, we never have that trouble)
It’s weird that she had a clashing speaking engagement that day, considering that in her blog post that the fragrant @Valiofthedolls linked to, she had been booted out of Leggy’s house and was scrambling around to find a school place for SB which meant he didn’t start school until nearly October half term. But while it was difficult and stressful him not having a school place for 14 weeks and it caused her a heart attack, she said:
ETA The only bit of Viv I own is some earrings. I shall wear them tomorrow in her honour. I never met her but I did meet MMcL and he was just how he was supposed to be
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