F*ck off.
You are as anarchic as f*cking leg warmers.
RIP Viv.
You are as anarchic as f*cking leg warmers.
RIP Viv.
Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole
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Psephologist? Really? She‘s bleeping clueless, isn’t she.
For ‘diary clash’ read couldn’t be arsed to get my bone idle self out of my pit, because ‘reasons’. Not that I believe there ever was an invitation.
Viv has just died and Jack cannot help but make it all about her and a bleeping tank. I wonder if this was around the time tank Jack occurred?
There’s also a full topless arty black and white tit.
That was supposed to be ‘shot’ but I liked it.
I heard about Viv and came straight here
Of course she managed to shoe horn something about herself in
So when Viv requested Jack's presence in a tank she was doing what exactly? Not washing her hair?
Maybe Viv has heard she was military round the edges and could drive the tank via osmotically acquired knowledge?
Maybe Viv has heard she was military round the edges and could drive the tank via osmotically acquired knowledge?
Are we to assume there is more than one David Cameron?
And to be true to what actually happened, my mum has just reminded me, she shoooooed me away and was rather rude but I was pretty insistent so she gave in and gave me her autograph
Don't care. Love the Viv RIP 
I think she told the Westwood/David Cameron Lawn story the day she wore the viv dress.
She had no idea Viv was dead or alive a couple of years ago!!
But doesn't say what was more important...I am gonna assume she had ring binders to sort and applications to do on her Nokia.
This was well after the horrific David Cameron tweet
A psephologist? Jack, please get a new dictionary where the pages in the p section aren't all blurred and stuck together because you've spilt something on them. Then you can use more appropriate words in your tributes.
I don’t usually comment on hirsuteness as basically each to their own as to how much hair you have on your bod, but Jack’s legs look like a blokes that’s been superimposed under the Viv dress. Now I feel bad
A words of treasure tucked in a little box ir whatever that was??? The promise of one day doing something ELSE
Together? JUST STFU
Together? JUST STFU
Honestly I don't even know why I'm engaging with it but where the duck does Jack get "deliciously naughty" from? Virtually everyone who knew Westwood remarked on how serious she was about her causes, quite often to the point of being humourless. That's not to say there wasn't humour and wit and many of her designs but Jack's talking about her like she was a winking old auntie slipping you a sweetie behind your mums back and she really wasn't. Of course it's entirely possible that people who knew her for decades got her wrong and Jack "Insight" Monroe saw the true Viv.
Vivienne Westwood drives tank to Cameron's home in fracking protest
Designer drives military vehicle through Witney to Chadlington, Oxfordshire, to carry out a fake ‘chemical attack’
www.theguardian.com
Jack tweeted the lawn story in 2020 but I can't be bothered going back for the receipts.
Sorry for the Viv merail and my total inability to spoiler.
About 700 years ago I had a partner who took the utter piss out of me for almost a decade. On one enormously expensive trip to London (paid for by me, like all the other times I paid, yada yada I KNOW) we went to see the Viv exhibition at the V&A. It was just….heavenly. Early on head says ‘I don’t get it’. At that moment, frauen, I knew he was not for me. So that was the end of that. Fast forward some years and I met the present Mr 3TT. He asked me to marry him, I said yes please (trying not to bite his hand off) He asked if he could buy my wedding dress (not choose, but pay for) and that’s how I ended up as a bride dressed in Viv and also, for some bonus points but please don’t hate me, how come he has bought me something beautiful from Viv every birthday since. I have 4 dresses now and lots of other brilliant bits. What I fail to understand about JM is that she found all those perfectly fitting Vivs in a remarkably unusual charity shop and yet she still wore that bleeping diabolical big suit to get an award recently and declared herself looking ‘banging’. No. No you didn’t. You want to wear your Viv, love.
About 700 years ago I had a partner who took the utter piss out of me for almost a decade. On one enormously expensive trip to London (paid for by me, like all the other times I paid, yada yada I KNOW) we went to see the Viv exhibition at the V&A. It was just….heavenly. Early on head says ‘I don’t get it’. At that moment, frauen, I knew he was not for me. So that was the end of that. Fast forward some years and I met the present Mr 3TT. He asked me to marry him, I said yes please (trying not to bite his hand off) He asked if he could buy my wedding dress (not choose, but pay for) and that’s how I ended up as a bride dressed in Viv and also, for some bonus points but please don’t hate me, how come he has bought me something beautiful from Viv every birthday since. I have 4 dresses now and lots of other brilliant bits. What I fail to understand about JM is that she found all those perfectly fitting Vivs in a remarkably unusual charity shop and yet she still wore that bleeping diabolical big suit to get an award recently and declared herself looking ‘banging’. No. No you didn’t. You want to wear your Viv, love.
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