Egg rings in America WO-AH for thread title nomination.WO-AH
Now I have Kim Wilde stuck in my head.
https://giphy.com/l41Yx5BwcpnPP02NaYou could suck them.
Must have been head first, it’s the only explanationEvery time I see this tweet I'm confused by the inverted commas around the word people. Is she implying her haters are not real people? Does she think trolling is so called because it's done by ~actual trolls~? Or perhaps tattle is populated by geese who have somehow developed opposable thumbs? This is almost as baffling as the time her waist was below a train but her bum wasn't.
What have I started.Looking out of the shitty bungalow
Down below the cars of Southend are just rushing by
I lie on my sofa and wonder why
Friday night and everyone's moving
I'm on Twitter fizzing and hooting, getting down
But I want some eggs and will cook them now
Aldi please can you help me?
Aldi my eggs are unruly
Egg rings in America wo-ah
Egg rings in America wo-ah
Everybody wants their eggs in a round
Did Jack write her own thread title there? Or is it the title of her memoir?I’m pretty sure she didn’t mean to. It’s just that she writes so poorly she put the stuff she is and the stuff that happens to her in the same list of stuff.
Also, when has she ever “been taken advantage of”?!
PS this is still my favourite part
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Wet nuts and grift nipsWet Nuts For thread title nomination
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