That 'book' is so insulting, it assumes the recipient could afford things like frylight oil and all the other bollocks she reccomends.
Mine will know if lettuce has even touched the food in passing, never mind hiding it insideI see that she is still boasting about sneaking mushrooms into the food of a child with alleged sensory issues, cunt.
'With a specific cloth'
Actually cackling at this, the cruelest part of it is that the ninnies have the skillset and willing to create this stuff whilst her actual publisher won’t
It’s really likely she’ll have to go all in and lie through her teeth… at the high point the DM and other press are gonna rip Guardian apartI am getting really excited about this Guardian article, lads. Something is afoot.
ETA- wrong gif. I can’t be bothered to delete. Apologies.I am getting really excited about this Guardian article, lads. Something is afoot.
Decent carabiners, particularly those made from something like stainless steel or aluminium, aren't cheap. Colanders are a pound or two. When I can't be bothered to use our colander (because it's a bit of an art to get it in our dishwasher) I just hold a plastic plate or pot against the saucepan to drain pasta or whatever. Leaving a tiny water gap. Do bluebird want me to type it up? Also sometimes I put cling film over pots of food we won't finish tonight and have it as something called leftovers in the future. I'm guessing nobody else has ever tried that. Another for my book.'With a specific cloth'
and carabiners. I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at this. On what actual planet?
FTFYAnd a partridge in a peartreeeeeeeeeebrick
I wonder if they cut their losses - told her they’d let her keep all the cashos profit if published on a self editorial accept liability basis - spun it as her being executive editor, didn’t bother doing legal on the health and safety and palmed her off on the Poundland literary agent … I can’t help worry is the new agent simple or bullied into taking her on?It looks like one of my FIL (who is DEAD) self published books. Awful typeface, terrible photos, lack of editing. I fear this will not get Jack their forever home unless it’s already bought and this is the excuse.
Funny you should say that…Don’t you need Wi-Fi for ring doorbells or CCTV? My sister monitors hers by phone but it’s reliant on Wi-Fi unless Jack has a heckin big computer set up like a Hollywood thriller.
Shuggsy B, I can’t thank you enough for finding this all!…Grifty Kitchen cont
No excuse really. I don’t have Twitter at all and I can go on Nitter and see what she’s saying. If she was in the presence of my child, I’d watch her every single move.I reckon she's blocked him on twitter
I'm now imagining Jack with a panic room complete with a bank of cctv cameras and computers.Don’t you need Wi-Fi for ring doorbells or CCTV? My sister monitors hers by phone but it’s reliant on Wi-Fi unless Jack has a heckin big computer set up like a Hollywood thriller.
"I waived the copyright on my recipes"I wonder if they cut their losses - told her they’d let her keep all the cashos profit if published on a self editorial accept liability basis - spun it as her being executive editor, didn’t bother doing legal on the health and safety and palmed her off on the Poundland literary agent … I can’t help worry is the new agent simple or bullied into taking her on?
Frylight never seen on the £20 shopsThat 'book' is so insulting, it assumes the recipient could afford things like frylight oil and all the other bollocks she reccomends.
She cannot be around alcohol!!! Even the thought of walking down the mince pie aisle in a grocery store, trying to find a booze free box of mince pies to take to her AA group was TOO MUCH.Well I'm only halfway through this glorious chaos but a couple of things pop out...
I know we know it is bullshit, but just wanted to say there is no way on earth she's been applying for jobs.
I work in an 'employment adjacent ' field and I go to a lot of job fairs and recruitment days. There are thousands upon thousands of vacancies at the moment, especially in hospitality and care.
She lives in a tourist town with a gazillion bars and restaurants. We've just had Christmas which is basically the busiest time of year for hospitality. Everyone is desperate for staff. She could so easily have got a bar/waitress job that fitted around the one night a week she had her kid stay over.
As for the care industry, it is basically on its knees because of lack of staff retention and failure to recruit new staff. She could walk in to an agency and be at work at the weekend. There would be the dbs but people are so desperate for staff they would probably turn a blind eye until it went through.
Also, get to fuck is anyone paying 77p a month on Patreon.
She is a horrible person, a fraudulent person and a liar.
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