Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

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Mme Coco

Someone somewhere in London will be looking to downsize to Southend for some working from home coastal living. It would be fucking hilarious if someone put in some Land Registry desk research to Jack’s LL and make an improved bid for the tenancy. What Jack is being asked to pay is a bloody bargain compared to London rents and it’s not like Jack hasn’t plastered photos of every square inch across social media. Gazumped through oversharing! It would serve her right for being such a miserable twat of a tenant.
 
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jenny2603

As we know Jack has a rare and special form of autism called "Sterotypes and Stuff I Pulled Out My Arse Syndrome" and therefore cannot lie so Evil Landlady did have her on a rolling contract back in 2020 but then changed it to a fixed term contract with no break clause using trickery because Jack is such a desirable tenant.
 
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Captainmouse

@Lucky Escape she classes money from gigs as salary. And pretends she doesn’t have an income from patreon, tip jar etc. that’s why she claim not earn enough for her rent etc.

to whoever (abelmabel?) you might find it’s cheaper to run the dishwasher than keep heating water to wash up. More hygienic
 
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Cookiecookie

hiyaaaacath said:
Hey guys, not to derail but…has anyone seen Ralf Little recently?

Oi Jack, (you know you’re reading) where’s Ralf. Or Nigella. Or Jay Rayner? Or the rest of your out of touch, rich, privileged celeb supporters? What’s going on?!
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They keep advertising that Death in Paradise Christmas special here. He's thankfully not been sniffing around sloppy Jack's twitter for ages though.

When she says LA, might she mean Letting Agent rather than Local Authority?
 
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Foxvint

I'd love the landlord or someone landlord adjacent to see her bitching about her and the property. As if the place wouldn't be snapped up same day if she tells her to sling her slopping hook seeing as its so intolerable/damp/cold/spenny. I reckon Jack thinks there's something in it for the LL to be renting to a dubious z-lister, her heads rammed that far up her own hoop.
 
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Jelly Bean

hiyaaaacath said:
Hey guys, not to derail but…has anyone seen Ralf Little recently?

Oi Jack, (you know you’re reading) where’s Ralf. Or Nigella. Or Jay Rayner? Or the rest of your out of touch, rich, privileged celeb supporters? What’s going on?!
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I suspect she burned her bridges with Billy Bragg too, after just dropping out of Glastonbury with no notice.
Maybe it is at last dawning on these people that her critics were actually right about her.
 
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jenny2603

Cookiecookie said:
They keep advertising that Death in Paradise Christmas special here. He's thankfully not been sniffing around sloppy Jack's twitter for ages though.

When she says LA, might she mean Letting Agent rather than Local Authority?
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Could be but as she doesn't really want to move out I doubt she spoke to anyone. In any case the agent works for the landlord so they're not going to go against their decision.
 
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MediaMonkey

Been suggested before to SPITE bid on it. Landlady is next door so not hard to leaflet her.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

People-huv-tae-know said:
Do we have screenshots of Big Dave's rent increases?
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The Dave whinging about £13 a month on his properties (which he boasts are unfinanced - a savvy money saving hack for the intergenerationally wealthy!) chaos starts here -

Jack Monroe #405 Jack the Ripoff

Morning tender ones, looks like I picked the wrong day to have a work deadline. Someone's posted on twitter a couple of facebook posts written by Big Dave the Marxist Leninist Royalist LANDLORD and it's basically him whinging about some buy to let fees (£700 over 5 years) and he's saying that...
tattle.life
 
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Penelope_Ghent

I’d love an AMA from one of a big Dave’s tenants. Not the one he rings at 5pm everyday for a chat.
 
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FlirtyThirty

I can’t wait for the Schrödingers moving chaos because there will be one, is she in? Is she out? WHO FUCKING KNOWS
 
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Mrs Peel

Jack, as someone supposedly with your finger on the pulse of the cost of living, has it escaped your attention that EVERYTHING is going up? That includes rent, and you are already getting a bargain. Talking of getting things, how about a job?
 
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Jumpstart

Of course it’s a private rent situation. Why would the council care?
 
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TheCat'sMother

Nope - I think she sent it to herself from another phone. It doesn't look professional at all.

And, as already rightly pointed out - who would send a text? Surely it would be in writing.

The whole thing smacks (pun intended) of a very large pre-Christmas tin rattle to me.
 
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