'I'm usually quite ballsy' hahahahaha. Her entire life is trying on different personas. Something most of us grow out of as teenagers. That woman (if real) sounds a horror but who hasn't got pissed an been a dickhead occasionally. Wouldn't jack the alcoholic understand??I just found rough mum post for a lil re-read. Tory Jack on full loathsome display here and ALL of this DEFINITELY REALLY HAPPENED OKAY.
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(Screenie immortalized by dearest @HotesTilaire of Hotes Oats fame)
Thread here for more of the tale for newer fraus, including delighful “genuinely reasonable decent”Jack’s response to comments on it.
Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album
Gosh a lot of weird, unlikely events happen in Jack's life don't they.tattle.life
Love and recommend this show! Also would give Pumble pass to the “bear”How long until she finds a Disney+ log on in a puddle and gives the neckbeards her interp of Carmy’s glorious white t-shirts, apron, rumpled locks syrup, and suffering CHEF STRESS? Place your bets, please.
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That 2nd to last line is the only honest thing she's ever written. Why does she find every little incident in her life so noteworthy and remarkable?From the urchin tales annals… (fanks @HotesTilaire )
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Jack is a such a warrior for the povs, is this what she means by gently behind the scenes?
All Jack had to do was scream 'YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR LEGS SHUT' to the growling, barking, pint and shot swilling, tray hurling sweary teenage Mum, right in her FACE. She would have had the last laugh and everyone would have clapped.I just found rough mum post for a lil re-read. Tory Jack on full loathsome display here and ALL of this DEFINITELY REALLY HAPPENED OKAY.
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(Screenie immortalized by dearest @HotesTilaire of Hotes Oats fame)
Thread here for more of the tale for newer fraus, including delighful “genuinely reasonable decent”Jack’s response to comments on it.
Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album
Gosh a lot of weird, unlikely events happen in Jack's life don't they.tattle.life
Tray flinging woman doesn't know what a lucky escape she had. If SB hadn't been there Jack would have hospitalised her with an almighty shin kicking. Danny Dyer should do one of his documentaries about her "Southends Hardest Slopgibbon".From the urchin tales annals… (fanks @HotesTilaire )
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Jack is a such a warrior for the povs, is this what she means by gently behind the scenes?
Love it too, but he’s far too young for me. Hey ho. Seriously cannot wait for her unruly lab take on his Italian beef sandwichLove and recommend this show! Also would give Pumble pass to the “bear”
Dick is abundant, as the saying goes.Honestly I just think a lot of men aren’t that fussy. Until they catch a whiff of her lingering honk and atrocious personality.
I’m assuming that she was wearing her stab vest this day?From the urchin tales annals… (fanks @HotesTilaire )
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Jack is a such a warrior for the povs, is this what she means by gently behind the scenes?
I was trying to think who he reminded me of, and that's it- there is a chap in my town who has been on that programme (no idea if he's clean nowadays) and could absolutely be his twin. The boyish square-jawed face (jim morrison) but painfully gaunt.Off topic but I do not see the appeal in Cillian Murphy one bit. I think he looks like he’s on a methadone programme, waiting to go into rehab (no judgment, fraus and herren, just sayin).
She was carrying her BITCH, this bag is CATH KIDSTON bag so that all present would be fully aware she was a nice middle class girl and certainly not of the great unwashed lower orders who frequent the beer gardens of public houses.I’m assuming that she was wearing her stab vest this day?
And that homeless man? Albert EinsteinFrom the urchin tales annals… (fanks @HotesTilaire )
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Jack is a such a warrior for the povs, is this what she means by gently behind the scenes?
Petition to allow swearing in thread titles so we can use “I’m clearly a massive, massive cunt”.
Send him my way Betty, dont be stingyI was trying to think who he reminded me of, and that's it- there is a chap in my town who has been on that programme (no idea if he's clean nowadays) and could absolutely be his twin. The boyish square-jawed face (jim morrison) but painfully gaunt.
She was sadfishing & rattling the tip jar I reckon.All of you who would pass on Cillian, I think the slop has addled your minds. Look at him.
The Jack versus abusive drunk stories are hilarious for their didn't happen-isness. I'm still unsure of the relevance of her deposit being due the next day when pub mum stole her wallet. But she really does have the worst luck when it comes to large amounts of money being taken from her.
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