Jack Monroe #440 Gently navigating the hinterland of plagiarism

[Kittypops]

So if she’s got somewhere that will allow her to paint, why is she still bunging in applications, and why is she surprised she is being turned down? CCJ, no accounts no proof of income, no job

Oooh, reminds me, where's lover boy paint shop man at these days?

(Posts doing weird things, is anyone else having this?)

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

“My landlady is lovely”

If the Jackarse bothered to conduct any form of research, she'd know that the property does, in fact, have a mortgage registered against it.

 

[shugabug23]

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Renting on a rolling monthly basis in 2020. Just coming to the end of a two year tenancy in 2022. Why are so many of her lies so pointless?

But.. but she wishes she could buy it so that she’s cold to her kidneys. Lunatic she is!

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I bet Jack’s Marxist landlord father hasn’t put the rent up on his properties by 10%. Someone upgrade his MBE to a knighthood.

 

[Ooointitot]

I tend to agree with whoever said Jack is bone idle. She can only apply herself to ridiculous procrastination lists and long hand notes in her moleskine. This is not work, it’s fannying about.

BIB for thread title

 

[jenny2603]

I bet Jack’s Marxist landlord father hasn’t put the rent up on his properties by 10%. Someone upgrade his MBE to a knighthood.

Evil Landlady doesn't even do 5pm chats with Jack. I bet she doesn't even laugh at gold trifles.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

You guys, Switzerland has now entered the chat.

The duck?

omg she’s thick as tit - property prices are down! This is the depth of the UK’s leading poverty campaigner’s understanding of the housing market?

Also inherited wealth when it’s her family = meaningless, a moral business for the poors. When it’s her landlady = disgusting money grabbing? It’s one or the other hun and I know what my money’s on

 

[NellieBoo]

If I was her landlady I’d have finished her tenancy now due to her constant badmouthing of the LL and the crappy bungalow. Jack wind your neck in you entitled little child. She’s annoying me today, because, well just because.

Same. I'd have been banging on the front door long before now. She's been slagging her LL off on SM for ages.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I do wonder if now Jack has allegedly posted the Patreon rewards whether she now thinks she is untouchable by the sad Haus fraus of the internet and the trolls. To be fair I think the Lee Anderson tip jar money is more worrying in terms of where the money went.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Cat wouldn’t have hooked it out the pan if she’d got the pan HOT before chucking her crappy bacon scraps in.

(if, indeed, the event ever happened which I strongly doubt).

 

[jenny2603]

I do wonder if now Jack has allegedly posted the Patreon rewards whether she now thinks she is untouchable by the sad Haus fraus of the internet and the trolls. To be fair I think the Lee Anderson tip jar money is more worrying in terms of where the money went.

There's just so much grift to choose from and I still think the Teemill store only raising a few hundred for the second charity over six months is totally implausible given the £11,000 claimed for the first day or so. Both these things cannot be true.

 

[Kittypops]

If Jack's posted all the Patreon bundles out and if they're not received, it would be such a shame if she hadn't sent them 'signed for' or got a proof of posting slip.

Because then, she'd be liable to refund the recipient to the value of each missing parcel.

 

[FrumpyCat]

*Rubs hands gleefully!*

For someone who lights their house with solar light bulbs, only showers in cold water, and wears multiple layers to avoid putting on the heating, that fuel bill seems rather high.

 

[Captainmouse]

I do wonder if now Jack has allegedly posted the Patreon rewards whether she now thinks she is untouchable by the sad Haus fraus of the internet and the trolls. To be fair I think the Lee Anderson tip jar money is more worrying in terms of where the money went.

The fact she’s got no work on the horizon, and her book is gonna bomb is more worrying. Sending the patreon stuff will have cost a fortune!

I am sure a mithering ninny worked it out, but I am sure 100’s wouldn’t be enough

 

[Lucky Escape]

If Jack's posted all the Patreon bundles out and if they're not received, it would be such a shame if she hadn't sent them 'signed for' or got a proof of posting slip.

Because then, she'd be liable to refund the recipient to the value of each missing parcel.

I doubt she sent them in time for christmas, giving her an excuse to ignore any complaints for another few weeks at least...

 

[Cheekymonk3y]

Let’s be honest, it’s probably a full fabrication Jack has sent to themselves for the dramz

Yeah I find the inexplicable egg space in the figures very suspect….

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Spaniel friend (I think) should know better living in Southend that the LL will probably be able to rent it quite quickly.

 

[shugabug23]

Lads, I’ve had my crystal ball out and I’d bet good money on that tweet about posting Patreon rewards out will not age well & we’ll have a NY chaos when there’s no sign after Royal Mail get through the backlog in Jan. TOOT TOOT MUTHAF*CKERS!

 

[Serafina Pekkala]

Does anyone else feel that you spend ages waiting for her to show up but that as soon as she does you remember what an insufferable twit she is...?

Such an annoying way with words. Describes her cat as an 'adorable, greedy, scoundrel' ffs she really boils my beans!

Gadzooks! I might have to go to my happy place... and sink into the safety of Grift and Griftability, until she flounces off again...

 

[Emmapism]

Jack coming in with another tip jar rattle just before Christmas when the entire country is in tit

(And yes I'm sorry, that's what it is. Who needs to know how much your rent is? Or anything about your income?)

Awww diddums! Is the money you make for doing next to nothing not enough? Does your son who lives with his Dad most of the time eat you out of house and home?

Funny she's posting this on a Tuesday when she has him, huh? What's wrong Jack, did he eat the arse off your dinosaur biscuit?