Jack Monroe #440 Gently navigating the hinterland of plagiarism

[hoopdedoo]

Her hair naturally makes her look like Brian May? Hmm.

That's an insult to Brian May.

I made a nice grid collage of Jack wearing wigs.

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Jack and hair extensions should stay far, far away from each other. The only photo in which the extensions look even halfway decent is the middle photo in the bottom row, and IIRC a professional stylist was involved with that 'do.

 

[Day3TShirt]

I’m assuming she wants to look nice in her wig pics, not just make a spectacle of herself (which may be an incorrect assumption based on the cacophony of images available where she looks a right tit). Which makes me wonder why she pays no attention to the shade of fake hair she plonks on her head. I think the reason many look so incongruous is because she’s chosen a colour of wig that doesn’t suit her natural colouring at all. I suppose as a massive narc she feels she can pull off any colour hair and look fab but I think the general hilarity/horror in the face of that collage says otherwise. It’s a small detail, but one which someone so rehearsed in dressing up and capturing the moment for posterity and also so forensic would surely notice.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She is so desperate for attention all of the time. She must lead such a boring lonely life, to have not only the time but the energy to change everything about her every 5 seconds.

My mum works with someone i went to high school with and havent seen since those days. The other day she asked my mum, what i looked like now, to which my mum said apart from being alot older she hasnt changed at all and showed her a recent photo of me on her phone. The girl responded. She really hasn't.

I have dyed and played with my image since school we all have but ultimately i have never had the money or time to change myself constantly or to any great extreme.

 

[Day3TShirt]

An account on Twitter mentioned Jack having her teeth bleached which led me to this image I’ve never seen before (forgive a relatively new Frau) which I thought worth sharing. The teeth! Must be Facetune 1.0.

 

[Mrs Peel]

I'm glad she's quiet at the moment because I don't want her to tweet anything about Terry Hall. Not a single word.

 

[Lazarus]

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

I don’t think Jack has any triangulation skills. Didn’t AM accidentally send out a photo with her real name and address on a prescription in the background? I’m guessing a squig grabbed a screenshot and sent it to their queen, hoping for attention.

There’s a squig following the fake AM account who I’m sure we’ve seen pop up on Twitter a lot. I’m wondering if they’re involved in making it.

That's a very good point! Jesus christ, how terrifying that some Jack stans are so indoctrinated that they would even contemplate this. Sad thing is it's not at all unlikely.

 

[Foxvint]

Pick your favourite…

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The Myra can tell shes going for Hitchcock heroine here. Major fail

 

[MesaLoca]

She's been quiet because she's been having that lip filler topped up. Full on quacky duck effect.

Even Cillian Murphy has distanced himself from the Peaky Blinders look for his rare public appearances. He's gone on record as saying he hates that haircut they made him have.

Has she had something cosmetic done to her teeth too?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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"The Simba" has vibes of the fabulous Micky, Love, from the League Of Gentlemen

With a touch of Pat Sharp.

ETA - he has a rather glossy mane there doesn't he?!

 

[jenny2603]

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God, the grief has really taken it's toll. Poor Jack.

 

[Foxvint]

Worst dress up by far was the panto Belle. Cos the son wanted her to be a princess. Oh no he didn't. You shameless relentless narc

 

[Meg78]

I made a nice grid collage of Jack wearing wigs.

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The grifty kitchen wig with bandana is the one that most unsettles me, feels like she’s about to offer me a homemade hemp tampon but don’t worry it’s only “slightly” used

 

[Veronicaaa]

The grifty kitchen wig with bandana is the one that most unsettles me, feels like she’s about to offer me a homemade hemp tampon but don’t worry it’s only “slightly” used

I mean, she does suggest using human hair as firelighters so god only knows what other belters await us in the "chunky baby".

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I mean, she does suggest using human hair as firelighters so god only knows what other belters await us in the "chunky baby".

I really can't wait! What a treat for a bleak January canal, we'll be entertained for weeks.

 

[overdueanadventure]

It was a joke. I don't think Jack could find her own arse with both hands.

She's such a lying liar. If she could triangulate people and turn up at their houses, why isn't she here, peeping through the letterbox? I mean, why couldn't she fix her own website?

 

[jenny2603]

She's such a lying liar. If she could triangulate people and turn up at their houses, why isn't she here, peeping through the letterbox? I mean, why couldn't she fix her own website?

Imagine it was a thing though and you were just minding your own business at home one day when all of a sudden the peace is shattered by Jack doing a big howl 'n' claw outside your home.

 

[Foxvint]

I'm glad she's quiet at the moment because I don't want her to tweet anything about Terry Hall. Not a single word.

She'd be the Specialist Specials fan ever. She probably went to a gig where they singled her out to have a set list. She didn't even need a ticket. The security recognised her and thanked her for all she does and waved her right through.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Imagine it was a thing though and you were just minding your own business at home one day when all of a sudden the peace is shattered by Jack doing a big howl 'n' claw outside your home.

You make her sound like a werewolf ... well technically she makes herself sound like a werewolf

 

[mince]

I'm glad she's quiet at the moment because I don't want her to tweet anything about Terry Hall. Not a single word.

Seen a tweet this morning about Terry Hall🤍 from someone who knew him that put my JM hackles up. Showed it to my Harold (WHO’S STILL HERE) who confirmed it’s essence of narc. They really are out there as a type, aren’t they. (If you’re interested search the helbirdsite for Our Lips Are Sealed and look for the blue hair profile pic.)