It’s called a winge. It’s a wig fringe, Lily Allen used to have one and so does Jameela JamilI'm not a hairdresserbut how did that fringe grow so much in 10 days?
Jack Monroe #440 Gently navigating the hinterland of plagiarism
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Ol’ Jackie certainly loves a Whinge
The Hunger Hurts 2 chat continues. Jack, if you don't provide new chaos, everyone just starts looking back on the old ones.
ETA: duck it, Jack I'll send you a fiver to make an arse of yourself if you're up for it.
Oooh ooh ooh yeah-eh
Just catching up:
Those pics of Jack aged 18 with roller-set blonde ringlets and a dress rather put paid to her stories of being violently averse to anything feminine from a young age.
Those pics of Jack aged 18 with roller-set blonde ringlets and a dress rather put paid to her stories of being violently averse to anything feminine from a young age.
Thread title please. Please?
Did they spend 3 days cutting their winges with nail scissors?
Do you reckon that will be one of the thrifty tips Jack shares soon- save money on expensive
And, I hate to say it severely anorexic. She was a healthy weight.
Re the costume and supposed party….she didn’t just lift photos from last time and claimed they were now did she? Is the costume exactly the same or… 
Oh no wait, she didn’t have the horrible hat then did she!!
Oh no wait, she didn’t have the horrible hat then did she!! 
A thread title featuring Mary's labia would be very festive.
No, she’s been that boring and deluded about looking like a Peeky Mink, sorry, Blinder, on two separate occasionsRe the costume and supposed party….she didn’t just lift photos from last time and claimed they were now did she? Is the costume exactly the same or…
Completely normal weight and body shape for her age.
I often like to think of Big Dave astride an artillery gun. Much like Cher in the 'If Could Turn Back Time' video. No fishnet bodystocking though, Mr H.
There once was a grifter named Monroe
Whose schemes were quite sly and well-known
She'd swindle and cheat
With such cunning and sleet
That her victims were left all alone
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There needs to be a threequel. Hunger Hurts 3: Return of the Hunger in which Jack claims to be drinking rainwater collected from leaves and eating mud while living under a tarp. duck it I’ll kick in a fiver for the laughs.
There once was a narcissist named Jack
Who was always looking for some flack
She'd admire her own face
All over the place
But her ego was never on track
There once was a lass named Jack
Who thought she was never off track
She'd stare at her reflection
All day, with affection
Her ego was much too big to crack
Who was always looking for some flack
She'd admire her own face
All over the place
But her ego was never on track
There once was a lass named Jack
Who thought she was never off track
She'd stare at her reflection
All day, with affection
Her ego was much too big to crack
I thought she had arthritis, but apparently it’s polio related
We could have it illustrated with a shot of the People's Urchin sitting on the stairwell of the tiny flat looking sad and vulnerable.
I like to think of the Myra as the Village-of the Damned. Maybe she has green or red contact lenses to complete the look.
blue contact lenses with her Cypriot brown eyesok hun
She really is the Lidl/Aldi of design. She always “almost“ looks good unless you let your eye linger and you realise it’s not an Oreo, it’s a Neo.
blue contact lenses
with her Cypriot brown eyesok hunShe really is the Lidl/Aldi of design. She always “almost“ looks good unless you let your eye linger and you realise it’s not an Oreo, it’s a Neo.
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