87 year old Mary Berry's on now cooking a Christmas dinner. Don't think I've ever heard her complaining about joint problems or talking about her sex life.
Jack Monroe #440 Gently navigating the hinterland of plagiarism
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Yes I have no idea about Mary's labia
Yes, the only carpet she munches is made of gingerbread.
(Bit gauche, sorry)
@mods Jack's been so irrelevant and "postponed" recently, do you think you should pop this lot under "Off Topic"? 
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Thankyoucunt xx
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Absolutely no way, pal.@mods Jack's been so irrelevant and "postponed" recently, do you think you should pop this lot under "Off Topic"?
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Thankyoucunt xx
@mods Jack's been so irrelevant and "postponed" recently, do you think you should pop this lot under "Off Topic"?
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Thankyoucunt xx
im now singing "a horse called yaris" to the tune of "a town called malice" in my head
No idea!!
We've seen her skipping around happily lugging rucksacks and talking about shifting large pieces of furniture. Taking trains and flying to city adjacent mini breaks with no problem.
As soon as the question of a break with SB came up she threw up all sorts of impediments. It needed to somewhere with level terrain, somewhere she could use her walking stick (when have we seen her using that stick since Katie Hopkins?) and generally disabled friendly. Her heart was not in a holiday with him from the off
Neither of these people exist. They are fabricated entirely from an app.I'm not a hairdresserbut how did that fringe grow so much in 10 days?
Jack, look in a mirror, accept your face and grow the duck up.
Hairbasher*I'm not a hairdresser
looked up a town called malice cos im not all that familiar with it and i was half-considering a jack style rewrite but honestly she could have written it anyway!
its giving "children with rickets and crumpled bus tickets"
its giving "children with rickets and crumpled bus tickets"
That could be because you’re not a rather large and very lovely Swedish chef. (Unless you are, if so, apologies Niklas
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I believe Jimmy Nail has a famous catch all quote that would cover this scenarioI'm not a hairdresser
Woo-ooh yeah!
so am I now
Apparently Mary is making excellent roast tatties and a festive trifle on the beeb, what a hero! Onya Mary we see you
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