Jack Monroe #440 Gently navigating the hinterland of plagiarism

[Sideboard Bob]

Jack tells truth alert! It is TRULY, TRULY UNCANNY
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July 2016
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August 2016 (didn’t get enough attention in July)
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(Thanks to @Marmalade Atkins who immortalized both these)

Her what?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Stuck inside with an unwell toddler for days and I am officially in a Peppa Pig / Jack Monroe fugue state (the crossover nobody asked for). I dreamed Morwenna Banks (who voices PP amongst her many talents), revealed she was a Frau and we all tried to guess who she was. I know who my moneys on but ah went tell. Send alternative children’s programmingos

She is, it’s true, it is!!
eta I’m referring to her character on Absolutly, 90s comedy fans

 

[Valiofthedolls]

She's had a curler on the blonde hair!

Lol “funnily enough this is pretty much what it looks like” Wig Jack and IRL blonde Tammy Girl Jack look about as similar as dumping an enormous bowl of old spaghetti and tangled yarn on your head in some sort of misplaced attempt to make a Slash wig, and this.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I made a nice grid collage of Jack wearing wigs.

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Wow Marm, that one is really nice. I think middle square King Charles the First pre-Cromwell is my fave.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Between that, his humiliating trousers and his alleged likeness to George Michael, Jack has made him one of the funniest side characters on these threads. I bet he’d hate that.

Let’s not forget his Marxist Leninist tendencies, his firing off of giant artillery down a suburban street, his rousing leading of the assembled rabble in God save the Queen at jubilee parties, his steadfast dedication to saluting her Maj on Christmas Day (while she’s speaking), and finally his selfless dedication to furthering the conversational arts of his inept social housing tenants via the medium of daily telephonic chitchat.

ETA

All my Christmas dreams have just come true ! I’ve just been DOUBLE SIDEBOARDED on my last comment by dearest Sideboob Borb and Traumy

 

[LadyGarden]

Jack's wigs are truly horrendous, surely she can see they don't suit her? Who in their right minds would buy a yellow wig? At least buy one that's platinum blonde.

Calling Adrian at Kruger Cowne... bet you're glad you took on this rising star.

Spoiler: Social Blade figures

 

[Livia Fantasy]

It's not so much these awful wigs, it's her eyes. Looks like a cat nanoseconds before it leaps to savage you. Wouldn't be surprised if Monroe was part-shark.

 

[MavisBeacon]

It doesn't matter if they suit her or not - the point is to get attention from the "sycophants" (as she charmingly calls her followers), as they will all tell her she is the most amazingest person ever and how much it suits her, while the thirsty dads softly, gently stroke their semis through their working-from-home pyjama bottoms

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I really can’t believe how much lip filler she has. The partial side profile really shows how much it’s migrating too

I’d say she’s reached the “shelf” stage.

Maybe she could put a smol elf on the filler shelf.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I'd argue that 'educated' is a bit of reach but I know what you mean!

She can “pass” as middle class/educated. She writes in that tortured, overblown, full of adjectives way, peppered with “glorious, simply, jolly” etc Enid Blyton speak.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I feel the need to post this again.

(July 2020)
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'this is pretty much what it looks like!'

Lol.

I feel like the wig really brings out her nose.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Let’s not forget his Marxist Leninist tendencies, his firing off of giant artillery down a suburban street, his rousing leading of the assembled rabble in God save the Queen at jubilee parties, his steadfast dedication to saluting her Maj on Christmas Day (while she’s speaking), and finally his selfless dedication to furthering the conversational arts of his inept social housing tenants via the medium of daily telephonic chitchat.

ETA
View attachment 1818613All my Christmas dreams have just come true ! I’ve just been DOUBLE SIDEBOARDED on my last comment by dearest Sideboob Borb and Traumy

All change for Big Dave this year, saluting King Chaz

 

[Hollaaa]

Spoiler: Social Blade figures

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Spoiler: Because I am a massive (90s) child

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

I feel like the wig really brings out her nose.

"All the better fir J1G'ing you with dear....."

 

[Country Bumpkin]

She makes out on Twitter that she's such a bulldog who comes out fighting, but in my experience of narcs (And my experience is considerable), when they're face to face with you, they're total cowards. She would tremble like a shitting dog. Anyway, none of her Twitter comebacks make any sense. She thinks she delivers gotchas left right and centre but when you actually read them, they're a load of nonsense.

 

[maytoseptember]

I'd argue that 'educated' is a bit of reach but I know what you mean!

Flunking grammar school was a stretch for “educated”, I admit But you know what I mean - she might be full of tit and a bad writer, but she isn’t daft and could fake it well enough to get published for all these years.

 

[jenny2603]

A couple of squigs are having a fairly lengthy conversation on Twitter about Jack and her grifty ways. They were talking about HH2 and one made this absolute banger of a comment.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

A couple of squigs are having a fairly lengthy conversation on Twitter about Jack and her grifty ways. They were talking about HH2 and one made this absolute banger of a comment.

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This is worthy of Grift and Griftability!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

We have said this loads of times,but she never ever seems to do things with the boy. I get it hea a teen now,but she lives really close to some of the best panto's in london, the best shopping experiences. I know loads of people who just went to london too see the lights and a mooch.

She is too busy grieving for herself and her fuckups that she is ignoring the things she could be doing with her kid.

Hes old enough that she could give me him half christmas money, take him to london and let him splurge on what he wants, then buy him a few trinkets for the big day.

Shes so bone idle and lazy and would rathet blow money on herself on shire earrings than a nice trip for the boy.

 

[Clovis]

A couple of squigs are having a fairly lengthy conversation on Twitter about Jack and her grifty ways. They were talking about HH2 and one made this absolute banger of a comment.

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