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She did literally say that she would eat part of herself as a "last meal" if she was on death row because she's always thought she'd taste good.
This is still what annoys me out of everything - she obviously thinks she’s of superior intelligence than everyone, and that nobody is able to catch out her lies. She’s almost transparent! And the more rubbish the story is, the quicker people realise
.What IS the story Jackienory??
Dude.. this is the JM version of saying Candyman into a mirror three times.
<insert gif of ducking for cover here>
I've grunka'd and lunka'd my way through the weekend of JM. I'm tired today, and am waiting for biopsy results, like a cat hopping about on too hot tiles, so forgive me if all I say about JM is that she seems to be developing a more casual relationship with the truth every day. And that everything to do with the poor little kitten makes me so sad.
Hello to all the lovely de-lurkers. I love it, you all sound so clever and witty, this is really the most lovely place.
Hope all is well @Flumps and the biopsy results come quickly with the results you hope for
for good news with the biopsy results 
And also agree, is it usual to just become more extreme with lies like this over such a short time ? What she says is really beyond parody now. I genuinely feel bad for her fans that she is so passive aggressive to it is awfulOne thing that I found funny in thread #31 was that whenever somebody made a sincere constructive suggestion about how she would be better of reacting on social media, she could not respond with a "Thanks, perhaps I should try that". It's always "I was actually just discussing that with a good friend yesterday". She needs either ownership of everything in a conversation (not neccesarily accountability, mind you) or be a contrarian.
Hello everyone, I've been lurking but shouting at my laptop (not my phone, that's charging in the hall). I'm thankful she hasn't started to refer to the kitten as this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squitten
She's getting right on my (non R&P clad) tits.
She's getting right on my (non R&P clad) tits.
Agree with that but I’m not sure it applies to Jack who is a third/fourth generation Cypriot on one side of the family, is ‘as white as mayonnaise’ and went to grammar school in a landrover.
Good luck for your results xx
Tbh the saddest thing is she'll have Patreon subscribers who don't even have £170 a month in disposable income...
I love the newbies coming out and telling us how they always knew too, we all definitely had that moment of 'am I insane...' or 'this doesn't make sense...' so it's super validating. The ones that came over from her Twitter tirade though - looool.We should create a list of dupes and swaps like that programme on BBC 1"Jack by changing your high end products to middle range ones... you would have made a total saving of £25,000"
Eta: I am loving all the newbies and lurkers joining! Welcome to one of the friendliest corners of the internet!
Also LOVE our detectives spotting more ££ stuff. Obvs she's earning really well off her own back but didn't she buy a load of nice bits with her £24k settlement and brag about it on Twitter, too? Maybe that's how she justifies saying it's all gifted, cos it is, from Katie Hopkins loool
edit: also sending loads of love and positive vibes @Flumps !! xxx
Don’t say it, doooooooon’t say it!
She has no truck with suggestion that she buys bots. This brought her here like blood in the water last time
(I had to crack out the gif this time, sorry mods x)
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Up to date and so confused. The kitten was in the bathroom, so was Jack, only Jack was in bed and kitten escaped the bathroom, presumably using telekinesis cos its but a disabled scrap of a thing, then floated onto the bed. But J was in the bathroom so the cat got on the bed without her until J teleported out of the bathroom, videoing the mechanics of the door on the way. Right? only no cos its all bull tit.
That bedroom photo proves it is not a typical bungalow, it looks more like a loft room with the sloping walls.
About the kitten, I agree it looks more weak and poorly in the latest photo. It's not just the hyperplasia, it looks as though something is going on internally. The kitten is far too small to be 10 weeks old so in addition to Jack lying I think it could have been the runt of the litter. Runts are often beset with health issues, smaller organs, genetic issues and shorter life span. I will be surprised if the kitten survives any major surgery
@BettyShoop
Welcome and thank you for your lovely, thoughtful post about ASD. I suspect the type your Dad has is much the same as mine. However I'm high functioning to the point where people who know me have expressed shock at my diagnosis - which I reckon is because I've developed very effective (and exhausting) "masking" strategies over the years. Those who know me very well aren't surprised at all though.
As someone with HF ASD I also agree with @TheDragonWithAFlagon that we know perfectly well what behaviour is ok and what isn't. I hope that doesn't cause offence - it is definitely harder to manage when you're under stress/tired/upset. Back to R Jackie, I wouldn't be surprised if she did have it but if she does it's very clear that she can't (or doesn't bother to) manage the condition at all.
My father also sounds very similar to yours although he's never been diagnosed - but that's a whole other story!
Thanks for reading my TED talk
Welcome and thank you for your lovely, thoughtful post about ASD. I suspect the type your Dad has is much the same as mine. However I'm high functioning to the point where people who know me have expressed shock at my diagnosis - which I reckon is because I've developed very effective (and exhausting) "masking" strategies over the years. Those who know me very well aren't surprised at all though.
As someone with HF ASD I also agree with @TheDragonWithAFlagon that we know perfectly well what behaviour is ok and what isn't. I hope that doesn't cause offence - it is definitely harder to manage when you're under stress/tired/upset. Back to R Jackie, I wouldn't be surprised if she did have it but if she does it's very clear that she can't (or doesn't bother to) manage the condition at all.
My father also sounds very similar to yours although he's never been diagnosed - but that's a whole other story!
Thanks for reading my TED talk
As I've commented many times before, who wouldn't love to live in such a "crappy" bungalow with all its bathrooms, lovely furniture and high end gew gaws?
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Did the bathroom door open outwards??! I missed the video explanation she posted and can't find it now.
ETA, I found it and it's unclear which way the door opens. Bathroom doors usually open into the bathroom though don't they?
Love to @Flumps, and hoping for good results.
ETA, I found it and it's unclear which way the door opens. Bathroom doors usually open into the bathroom though don't they?
Love to @Flumps, and hoping for good results.
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OH MY GOD I never even thought of that!
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I am also trying to play cluedo crappy bungalow edition - got a cat, cat is very poorly, needs splints, no definitely needs splints, later says vet(s) said best thing for the wellbeing of said cat is PTS with no mention of splints, someone then said no gotta take cat to supervet to get bionic legs, therefore cat is locked in bathroom overnight, someone said cat climbed into bed with them, nice story but, seems unlikely, and now someone is talking through how a door opens and closes, and as a result has revealed bathroom door can only open from inside (?)
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