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Evening, fraus.

So - genuine question, while it’s relatively quiet here. Of those of you with significant others, do they know that you are a Tattler? Mine didn’t until yesterday. I’ve been on here since the whole Mother of Daughters / Alice drama, but I never disclosed what I was doing - just said I was on ‘a forum’ if he asked, and he never asked for details. Obviously my usage has upped because of covid and less work, but he always assumed I was whatsapping friends and I never corrected him. I was embarrassed about it, and didn’t want him to feel sorry for me? We moved to a new area about 18 months ago and apart from school mum friends, I don’t have any ‘good good’ friends near to me to ring up for a socially distanced meet up, and when I message best friends who live hours away, I don’t bore them with the plights of Jack Monroe 😂

Annnnnyway - I’ll get to the point, sorry. Yesterday was really grim, wasn’t it - the whole kitten thing was really upsetting - and I got myself wound up about it all (as lots of us did). I actually needed to talk about it, so I told him all about Jack Monroe (I’ve mentioned her before to him - about her rinsing beans 🤢) and he knows ‘she’s the one who sued Katie Hopkins’) but I told him everything else, showed him the pics on her twitter, showed him some of her posts when she visited here, told him all about the poverty pretense. And it felt really liberating just to talk to him about it! (I never thought he’d be bothered - and he kind of isn’t about the MOD stuff - who can blame him).

Once enlightened, and also ‘Why does she get away with it??’, he suggested that all of us on here ‘take her down’ 😂, that we tell all her followers on twitter the truth, direct them here so that they can see the truth.

I explained that it’s strictly against the rules, and that we’re not trolls - and we can’t do that sort of thing. Like at best we can hope someone comes and has a look out of curiosity. But most of her followers have taken some sort of weird devotion drug, right? He thought it was a shame we couldn’t go and infiltrate her thread with the truth. I said I didn’t want to get banned for breaking the rules! 😂 but, that it is frustrating when you do see a person talking sense on her page, and they get piled on by sycophants, and targeted in DMs, or deleted and blocked. The censorship of reasonable thought? And it’s not just her, it’s a lot of these fuckers rinsing people for money through false advertising.

Anyway, once I explained about Tattle and what it is - yes, critical discussion and a forum to share our thoughts on about the untruths and discrepancies, but also that it’s a lot of fun, and really supportive, and really kind, he was pleased that I had somewhere I had to go and chat with ‘mates’. I showed him some of my posts, and he was bemused (cos of the in jokes), but he liked my Jack’s Rap 😂 and list of stupid questions to her.

Anyway, it just felt really good to (a) talk to someone about her, cos it felt like too much yesterday, and (b) tell him about Tattle (he thinks the name is funny 😂)

Just genuinely wondering if, the ones here who have significant others, know that they tattle? And do you talk to them about the rollercoaster of Jackie when it gets too much?

ETA: Sorry if this question is annoying to people without a significant other. Really don’t want to offend ❤ Just ignore!
Your husband sounds a lot cuter and sweeter than mine bless him 😂 I don’t understand how she gets away with it either, the thing we have to remember is what a bubble Twitter and these pockets of extreme left or extreme weird (“kitteh” and all the weird baby speaking adults) are, and in reality most people either don’t know who she is, or just know the KH stuff (it’s what she’s most searched for if you check her google trends!), those who are more involved in twitter probs sniff a bit of bullshit but havw no idea just how much there is because she deletes so much, we wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for a group of fraus sharing at all hours of the day so how would your average joe?

My husband calls it tittle tattle. He knew from quite early I was on here - via the SODs thread too - purely cos I don’t use my phone that much & tbh I do ignore most messages / calls anyway 😳 In lockdown I’ve really appreciated having women to talk to and it’s meant a lot for my MH, and I think he knows. I’ve mentioned some stuff - either stuff that’s made me cry like the ovarian cancer stories, pregnancy stuff, funny stuff like microwave man that made me cackle this morning, or general interest stuff. He knows the most about Jack cos of DKL and his horror at her filthy kitchen & food. It’s ironic cos he actually gets grief on forums himself 😂 It’s........ Laurence Fox’s account. I shouldn’t joke 🤮
 
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My hubby just laughs and asks if I am enjoying Isa.com (Still Game fans will get it).

You know how Jack is the gift that keeps on giving?

Well she reminds me of teenage acne, when you burst a spot and the pus keeps on coming, puke I know but so are her actions.
 
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Sorry if I'm off topic but Laurence Fox chat has reminded me of his music video...I still find it so hard to process the idea that THIS ISN'T SATIRE? IS THIS ACTUALLY REAL?! It almost makes me recoil as much as Jack's kitty porn videos

Oh my goodness that was a HARD cringe 🤣 there’s still a teeny tiny part of me that would totally hate-duck him though 😩 the shaaaame
 
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Oh my goodness that was a HARD cringe 🤣 there’s still a teeny tiny part of me that would totally hate-duck him though 😩 the shaaaame
He’s so scrawny though, I googled him yesterday after this thread and was shocked at just how gorgeous billie always looked (even in candid pap shots) and how greasy he always was? He probs still has cleaner nails than JM though, she looks like she’s clawed her way out of a swamp most days
 
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He’s so scrawny though, I googled him yesterday after this thread and was shocked at just how gorgeous billie always looked (even in candid pap shots) and how greasy he always was? He probs still has cleaner nails than JM though, she looks like she’s clawed her way out of a swamp most days
that’s true, scrawny is definitely not my personal preference, and he’s a massive knobhead. Still would give it a go just one time though. Maybe swear at him during.
 
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Just genuinely wondering if, the ones here who have significant others, know that they tattle? And do you talk to them about the rollercoaster of Jackie when it gets too much?
My husband asks, “Are you on your little gossip forum?” He vaguely knows who JM is from the KH saga. Sometimes I’ll use Tattle as an excuse not to do something. “Sorry babe, there’s drama going on” while I continue to ignore my family and scroll on my phone. He has gaming friends he chats with so he doesn’t see it any differently from that. We’re a cabal brought together by a mutual interest. In our case, disliking sloppy food.

I feel like I’ve mentioned my husband too many times in my recent posts. Might as well get him a Tattle account.
 
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RIGHT!

Jesus christ this has been a struggle. I've followed along her mayo shows and I see her insta but I just cant seem to keep up. I've been trying to catch up for about a week now..

I love you guys for spoiler-ing the kitten chat. I love that little gal and I am very invested in her☹

@Pocahontas my SO thought I was being a bitchy nightmare when I first told him what I was doing. Im not that person at all IRL I'm very drama avoiding so he didn't understand. However it's been months and I've chipped away and the DW THING the other day he told me that it was happening as was in the press as I was so behind.

I've seen we've had a migration to another thread so I'll hopefully keep up.. but I love you hausfrau never change x
 
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My husband thinks I’m playing Candy Crush 🤣

he knows quite a bit about JM now, but never questions the source of my knowledge/scorn. Anyway, I’d only be interrupting his fecking around on Strava if I went into too much detail.

however now that there a whole other thread to try and keep on top of, he’s probably going to realise that you don’t get that many lives on Candy Crush to keep it going that long...

I’ve just downloaded that gratitude app too from the recommendation @Readingismyhobby
 
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I've come on holiday by mistake!
Finally a moment to say "hey, love you lot" 🥰 I simply can't Grunka at the required entry level to keep up with both Tattle and Jackanory at the same time (plus I got the duck off here when she came on, she should come with a trigger warning). Momentarily* I wavered, poor Jackanory, the nasty lads picking on her, *only lasted 18 seconds, no harm done. I hope you don't find anything weird or sinister or alt in me randomly 😂❤😢 and 🤬 at your comments at irregular intervals, if only I wasn't so BUSY!!!
Big hugs evil haus frau cabal cunts X 🤩
 
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Where does she go to if Noel says no? God??
No. But she'll maybe quote Britney Spears 'Toxic' song.
As she's aware that the massive song was written about Noel, by his ex Kathy Dennis. His private life's about to be exposed. If I haven't done so already- sorry good guy x
 
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My husband thinks I’m playing Candy Crush 🤣

he knows quite a bit about JM now, but never questions the source of my knowledge/scorn. Anyway, I’d only be interrupting his fecking around on Strava if I went into too much detail.

however now that there a whole other thread to try and keep on top of, he’s probably going to realise that you don’t get that many lives on Candy Crush to keep it going that long...

I’ve just downloaded that gratitude app too from the recommendation @Readingismyhobby
hahaha I’d rather someone think I was a raging troll than was playing candy crush
 
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When she came here I was in midst of feeling sorry for her but I might have another read of thread 31 now from the perspective of her being a bleep
 
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Sorry if this is off topic - just had an interesting chat with MrLF about class so i guess it ties into Jack?! Background - I am from a very middle class family. Mr LF -working class family. He now earns 4 times my salary, but the roots never change. The reason this came up? I bought some Toblerone ice creams from iceland and said 'don't these taste like being a kid on holiday?' He looked baffled. I was referring to giant Toblerones at airports - his holidays were butlins, haven etc - not that theres anything wrong with that!! So basically my point is, jack is not and has never been working class even if she was skint for a while, like I've been skint before, but that doesn't take away from my life experiences or family situation.
Mira funny I didn’t leave the UK until the age of 25

i was with someone through unI who controlled my finances. At one point I realised I wasn’t happy. I got a friend to swap a shift in the bar I worked in. My friend showed up andwe put all my stuff in her car. That was 2007. In 2007 I met my partner
 
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