Jack Monroe #438 She's a thief and her food is like slop. Delete this.

[jenny2603]

Adrian looks like a no nonsense hard task master. Honestly I'm picturing her turning up on GB news at this rate.

I think GB News would be too risky for her unless she dramatically claims the left are trying to cancel her with false allegations to sabotage her budget cooking work. If she got too cocky with one of their pals they'd probably ambush her and ask about grifting.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I don't know, "sad hausfraus" still suggests we have stable homes; partners that haven't LEFT; and children that aren't sleeping with six ring binders full of coroners' reports. So Jack can shove that one up her Mediterranean

I suspect Jack would like nothing more than to be a little hausfrau

I think GB News would be too risky for her unless she dramatically claims the left are trying to cancel her with false allegations to sabotage her budget cooking work. If she got too cocky with one of their pals they'd probably ambush her and ask about grifting.

The canal would double GB news' viewing figures if they ever set up a Jack Monroe v Lee Anderson grudge match

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

She can rebrand as The After Dinner Bint

Bit in italics = thread title nomination

 

[Veronicaaa]

I think GB News would be too risky for her unless she dramatically claims the left are trying to cancel her with false allegations to sabotage her budget cooking work. If she got too cocky with one of their pals they'd probably ambush her and ask about grifting.

She could be a full-time caller-in to the Jeremy Vine Show. Not sure it would pay much but she'd be perfectly suited. Might even get a photo in the local press.

 

[Wooh]

Yes they seem to go waaay back. I wonder if he's even aware she's accused him of, uh, scamming money from her.

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Woah, was Jack lying about the agent who stole money from her? That was a big lie. Wow

 

[jenny2603]

Woah, was Jack lying about the agent who stole money from her? That was a big lie. Wow

She used it for a big beg at the time because the squigs are a goldmine.I can't recall if the BIG SALE ever happened.

Poverty lingers a septic wound, choleric, stenching, bursting rancid all over your Sunday best.

You jest at scars, that never felt a wound, I muttered to my phone screen as an avatar of a sneering man stared back, his grainy face positioned just to the left of his barbed jab about why a ‘best…

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[Hold my beans]

I think GB News would be too risky for her unless she dramatically claims the left are trying to cancel her with false allegations to sabotage her budget cooking work. If she got too cocky with one of their pals they'd probably ambush her and ask about grifting.

Doesn't Laurence Fox have a show on GB news now? I'd actually watch that if she was a guest. Big viewing figures I reckon

 

[HotesTilaire]

She used it for a big beg at the time because the squigs are a goldmine.I can't recall if the BIG SALE ever happened.

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Poverty lingers a septic wound, choleric, stenching, bursting rancid all over your Sunday best.

You jest at scars, that never felt a wound, I muttered to my phone screen as an avatar of a sneering man stared back, his grainy face positioned just to the left of his barbed jab about why a ‘best…

web.archive.org

I absolutely couldn’t be arsed to, but I’d love a categorical list of all the times she’s said
- had a breakdown
-bad mentals
-selling everything
coz when you look back, it’s a few times a month

 

[Wooh]

I absolutely couldn’t be arsed to, but I’d love a categorical list of all the times she’s said
- had a breakdown
-bad mentals
-selling everything
coz when you look back, it’s a few times a month

Was just thinking the same thing, hotes. Recycles the grift, the method; and also the words each time. She's efficient in that one regard

 

[ForgettyBetty]

If only Jack hadn't got a ~good friend~ to pawn hers .....


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What an excellent helpful warning to lucky lady #43

How tf has she put herself down as a motivational speaker on that other agency site? I’ve never heard her share anything that isn’t the most depressing triggering and hope denying content going? If you could motivate ppl your life wouldn’t be a mess and you wouldn’t have written HH2 surely…?

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ETA - omg health and well-being? Hun looks 20+ years her senior I’m only interested in hearing what she’s done so I can actively avoid at all costs??

You too can work your bones to dust for 10 years and have nothing to show for it...

 

[Nurseali]

Mmm was it around this time the agents started making noises she was gonna get her P45 I wonder.

Trouble is when someone says they have had a breakdown every other month its hard to pinpoint.
I wish a charity like MIND would take her on and call out her bullshit and the harm it does downplaying a breakdown and using it as a weapon for your own gain.

Spoiler: Troof

She is such a bleep

 

[PeepholePringle]

I think dropping out of the Welsh social housing talking gig at the last minute must have been the final straw for Rosemary.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Mmm was it around this time the agents started making noises she was gonna get her P45 I wonder.

Trouble is when someone says they have had a breakdown every other month its hard to pinpoint.
I wish a charity like MIND would take her on and call out her bullshit and the harm it does downplaying a breakdown and using it as a weapon for your own gain.

Spoiler: Troof

She is such a bleep

"I'm so depressed but look so happy" Jack is one of my least favourite Jacks. Along with performative depression Jack (e.g. dyeing her clothes black). Basically any time she grigts using mental health I lose what little sympathy I may have developed for her.

 

[noweverythingsucks]

I’ll raise that, joint 18th/Christmas present of a toilet brush, it was a long time ago but it was avocado coloured.

I raise you, toys for my cat which had been run over months earlier

 

[ishant]

I think dropping out of the Welsh social housing talking gig at the last minute must have been the final straw for Rosemary.

did she drop or was she dropped?

 

[That Forensic Man]

She used it for a big beg at the time because the squigs are a goldmine.I can't recall if the BIG SALE ever happened.

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Poverty lingers a septic wound, choleric, stenching, bursting rancid all over your Sunday best.

You jest at scars, that never felt a wound, I muttered to my phone screen as an avatar of a sneering man stared back, his grainy face positioned just to the left of his barbed jab about why a ‘best…

web.archive.org

"I read all of my e-mails"

ducking
Bull
tit
Lying
bleep

 

[Captainmouse]

Are the flying monkeys hibernating?

Or are even they too bored to bother jumping on a Lee Anderson tweet which is so old that you could carbon-date it?

Driving home for Christmas

 

[noweverythingsucks]

That page has some of the most ridiculous job titles I’ve seen in my life.

Countdown to Jack desperately breadcrumbing that she wasn’t dumped by her agent. Oh no. It was she who decided to end the relationship as her wings were being clipped by her corporate agent. They forced her to churn out book after book, making her work her premature hands to the bone. But now she’s with someone so much better and her career is bouncing back.

+ this new agency has agreed to donate 99% of my fee to the povs

 

[Moneypenny’sfreedom]

Pure conjecture but I wonder if she was dropped by her agency or threw many designer toys out of her large playpen because she wasn’t getting bookings and sought another option. Obviously she is too arrogant to consider that her usual outlets were backing away due to weighty claims against her integrity/ story.
Did we ever find out if the Guardian/ Welsh forum cancelled on her or vice versa?

I also want to know what she does all day? How can she spend so long doing nothing?

 

[Shimmering]

Has anyone got Veganish or bad food for bad days to hand and can check if dear heart Rosemary is in the acknowledgements? Just out of curiosity