Jack Monroe #438 She's a thief and her food is like slop. Delete this.

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Thread title nommed by @jenny2603 from a squig's words. You win vouchers for short-acting botox treatments.

In the last thread: the trollclaims thread never materialised. We are bereft.

Wiki is the pink button up top. Please use the words 'thread title' when nominating one. Swearing in thread titles is not allowed. WARNED!
 
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Django

Django

Going back to the last thread where @Jelly Bean mentioned Jack's coat colour, didn't she say the same about a teacher's abuse and not wanting to wear that coat again?
 
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Switchstreetz

Switchstreetz

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Looks like someone is all up in her niche 😭 how's Jack supposed to make a living now ? Christmas is RUINED

ETA: a belated thank you for my diva pdf suit Slopbot, I will wear it to our canal Vs JM court date 😂
 
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Tin Can Crook

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I'm back in real time for the first time in weeks. Hello, frau!

This is very late but there's basically little point in doing a summary of her work output last month seeing as pulling it together would legitimately take me longer than she actually worked last month.

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Approximately 1 hour of work for the whole month. Only outstanding promised item from October was the porridge recipe which she will post after the school run.

Her other outstanding items since I started tracking in September are listed here:

Jack Monroe #422 Is there no beginning to her talents?

I wonder if the terrible 24 hours that followed the amazing 24 hours involved some kind of legal situation which has led to JM being forced to make some sort of amends to avoid making things much much worse. I suppose it’s just about possible that someone had their lawyer write a threatening...
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Key items include an update on the VBI and her patreon refunds. Not to mention the fact there is a serious need and appetite for poverty campaigners right now and she's nowhere to be seen.
 
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Sweetcouchpotato

Sweetcouchpotato

I just want to say that I've been having such a crappy day and I opened this thread and am already laughing so much it hurts. It's a pity Jack can't laugh at Jack more because it would cure her of all that ails her.
 
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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

Tin Can Crook said:
Key items include an update on the VBI and her patreon refunds. Not to mention the fact there is a serious need and appetite for poverty campaigners right now and she's nowhere to be seen.
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Crazy isn't it? We all know she is hopeless but supposedly this is her time to shine.
No doubt when this awful cost of living crisis is over (hopefully) and if Jack is even a thing - she will reinvent this period of time and centre herself. All the amazing things she did. Daft squigs will have false memories of all the good deeds she softly gently carried out.

Btw 'Emma' is on BBC2. I watched a few minutes and not a hope of taking it seriously thanks to @hooplifehero 😂
 
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Kalimbaa

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Not quite caught up, but is Jack cliff-hanging that her child has the nasty illness currently all over the news?

Unsavoury, but v on-brand for Baroness Munchausen.
 
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Ooointitot

Ooointitot

Pasta e cici is taking il pipi.

FFS squig look at the STATE. Just have oops on toast, keep the flavour and cut the faff.

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Griftymcgriftface

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I’m so annoyed about the ONS publishing the inflation figures in Jan while I was waiting on my broccoli pasta breakfast recipe.
 
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Country Bumpkin

Country Bumpkin

Going back to the coat - someone mentioned it was red? Has anyone seen Schindlers List...? She has a fetish for appropriation as we all know
 
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