Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday

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kachoochoo

i demand a double dip, sloppy b!

yakult? i like yakult as much as cats like the beach!



and, shamefully, i can't remember the reference
 
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Valiofthedolls

I got the wooden calculator! Thanks Slopbot and dear heart Traumy I look forward to wowing my friends, family, colleagues and last but most CERTAINLY never, ever least all of y’all with my newfound mastery of #Jackmaths. I am convinced this will improve my life 344%

Also, dearest @BubbleDuck I LOVE your new festive duck!!!
 
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BubbleDuck

kachoochoo said:
i demand a double dip, sloppy b!

yakult? i like yakult as much as cats like the beach!

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and, shamefully, i can't remember the reference
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Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'

It never ends! I know we all did random shit when we were 20 but this is a lot! Got to admit, right now I’m thanking Louisa J Christ I wrote my angsty poetry (Though I was a teen in 2009) in a book rather than putting it online 😂
tattle.life

your refresher course in a Jacklore starts here

Why thank you , I do make a lovely Christmas pudding dont I
 
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Smellycat18

Thanks for the duck eggs, Slopbot.

I will peruse our Jackie’s recipes for a delicious recipe to use them up.

Go well, pal.

 
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Saltfish84

How the hell have I missed Slopbot. I feel EXCLUDED. . .

I painstakingly read here, wrapped in copious soft luscious blankets, caressed by the love of my relatives and their strong yet tender familial grip, reminiscent of my arduous birth. And I get what?

NOTHING. Evil trolls.
 
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Hollaaa

I'm putting a link to slopbot's festive puddle in the feedback section on the Sparks app. That's how you do it, M&S.
 
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kachoochoo

thanks lads. I'd completely forgotten about the fully-stocked mini bar of dreams. i was similarly affronted last year when i got a teething necklace

I've been very naughty and dipped through flower crowns, hoses, egg chairs and loafers to get the fish pie of my dreams




eta, oh fuck off! clovis got a better fish pie!
 
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jenny2603

God that old post about the mini bar is a banger. So much Classic Jack. I'm particularly drawn to her checking in under an assumed name like she's Cher or something. Naturally the fake name is due to stalkers because Jack's life is so much more eventful than other peoples. However my favourite bit is her assuring us that the hotel didn't clear the booze from the mini bar due to her celeb status but would do so for anyone who asked. Yes Jack, thanks for that. I'd always imagined the staff would gather round and say "don't be a quitter", "go on, relapse" before forcing the entire mini bar down your throat to a mass chant of "DOWN IN ONE".
 
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Captainmouse

I got the left overs
 
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Valiofthedolls

Captainmouse said:
I got the left overs
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Now you just need to knock up a floral swimming hat out of crepe paper and bits of shit from round the house so you too can look like the “fun late 40something Mum” out on the lash with her early 20something daughter and her daughter’s friends aka “her girls” aka “people think we’re sisters!”

WTAF is going on with her hand in this pic?!
 
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