The amount Jack has spent on mediocre tattoos is overshadowed many times by her output on makeup, sideboard and, no doubt, playing in the snow.
Btw in Jack's multiple post anti-troll rant will she address the numerous allegations of snow time?
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Btw in Jack's multiple post anti-troll rant will she address the numerous allegations of snow time?
there's nothing worse than getting out of a warm shower into a freezing house
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I would describe my sister as severely disabled because she can't communicate or walk, I very much doubt that Mrs tit-potatoes would describe herself as 'severely disabled'. Compared to Jack, maybe.
I suspect she may have been trying to catch herself an Old Harold (assuming the pregnancies ever happened...)
No. She just polished her skin with white vinegar and definitely not brasso for three days whilst watching the Netflix that she doesn’t have and they magically appeared. Came up a treat so they did.
A big house, a big car and another 10+ years of doing duck all and expecting someone else to pay for it. If Old Harold came along for the ride fine, but if not, as long as he paid for the whole thing and the lifestyle to which she unfathomably believes she’s entitled, well that’s fine too.
Better hurry though Jack. As Una tells dear ol Bridget Jones, tick tock, tick tock. Plus Bridge didn’t have to factor in a ghastly personality, toxic behaviour that sends OHs running, and playing fast and loose with other people’s/charity money and trying to gaslight about it, so there’s even more urgency for you time-wise
(And they never happened. No way)
Grunking. Waaaaay behind. Good luck- you've done the right thing. Took me a few years but I got there and you will too. Lots of love.
Her narc ways are infuriating when you have lived experience of what she is cosplaying.
This!
At worst her mum has some life-affecting chronic conditions (which she likes to post about on all of her socials) but it’s deeply offensive to people who battle daily to advocate for themselves or their loved ones to have severe disabilities recognised and accommodated for Jack to waltz in and claim that a 50-something retiree who seems to live a life of Riley which includes of regular jaunts to Cyprus and black tie army dos is in the same boat.
Just standard hyperbole from Jack. She wasn’t skint for a bit because of her own crap decisions: she was DESTITUTE for TWO YEARS. Her mum can’t just be a lady who drew a poor hand in the health stakes with a tendency to revel in the attention it brings, no, she’s severely disabled. It must be so tiring constantly trying to “win” gold in the bad luck games rather than accept that you’re a person who is both blessed and flawed and life reflects that.
Oddly enough, I can't see any replies to their post--mayhap they deleted them and then locked up? Makes you think.
And she bought the 14-seat oak dining table set with her advance. And it turns out she bought a lot of other "needed" stuff with her advance(s). So, basically she did exactly what you did except put $$$ into the tax account, savings account, and current expenses account. Sheesh.
Hopefully a harsh lesson in what happens when you align with Jack Monroe - and one that'll put more & more organisations off engaging with her.
I wonder if Jack's placing coloured tissue paper over the solar lights at the crappy bungalow to create the effect of Christmas lights/decorations?
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I have no idea about these things but what happens if sales don't cover the advance that's long been spent? Does she have to pay the difference back?
All colours are interchangeable, don't forgetI wonder if Jack's placing coloured tissue paper over the solar lights at the crappy bungalow to create the effect of Christmas lights/decorations?
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Oh chapeau! Chapeau! All the little Jacks peeping out. Marvellous!
I don't think so.
However, as I understand it, a portion of the advance is paid out only when the book is actually released... so if it's withdrawn before that point, then the author wouldn't get the full advance.
But that only really covers situations such as it being discovered that the author had plagiarised the manuscript - I don't think Jack has cancelled herself badly enough to make the book unreleasable at this point.
hold on, wasn’t the £49 thing untrue? I’m sure I remember the people she signposted to debunking it.
ETA: sort of true but not like she claimed at all - only available through specific paths.
Viral posts about £49 fuel vouchers are false - Full Fact
Claims that struggling households are entitled to almost £100 in fuel vouchers annually have been shared thousands of times.
fullfact.org
Coming from the past, so probably already discussed but - work set up was: thermal leggings and socks, trousers, vest, thermal top, normal top plus another one (yep, we are talking really cold here). The trousers and the top on top (argh) can be recycled for a couple of days, the rest MUST go in the wash at the end of the day. You want tobwash less? Build up your daily sets and do a wash per week. Reusing underwear is truly too grim to consider.
Those aren't little Jacks. One is a burglar looking for sleighs to steal. The other is a shrunken head that used to belong to an anthropologist. Dump Jack likes to hoard any old shite.
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